how many ways can you say masturbate....

[unclej]

chokin' the chicken...

lopin' the mule...

spankin' the monkey...

floggin' the dolphin


add some girl phrases...i've led a sheltered life and don't know any...

 

[Toxico]

Macking the mackeral

Pimping the pope

cranking your crank

polishing pacman

spanking the spelunker

 

[mig]

Whatever happened to 'wanking'?.

 

[AmishPope]

Shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln.

 

[AzureAngel]

Tossing off...

Doing homework...

 

[TygerEyez]

Rowing the boat...

*shrugs* It's the only girl one I know...

Hey, Azure... tease..... lol

 

[AzureAngel]

Rowing the boat...

*shrugs* It's the only girl one I know...

Hey, Azure... tease..... lol

Which reminds me of another way to say it.

"Talking to Tyger." *Snickers.*

 

[thumbs2_ca]

dating the palm sisters

 

[TygerEyez]

Which reminds me of another way to say it.

"Talking to Tyger." *Snickers.*

*laughs* Great! Now you've got me going...

"Talking to Azure."

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

Junior Olympic Pole Vaulting.

 

[Phoenix]

THere is

Stroking the salami

Pumping up your love muscle

Polishing your dome

Dipping into the cookie jar (for girls)

Honing your craft

Waxing the Pole

Taming your One Eyed Monster

Pooh's found the HoneyPot (women)

Polishing Pedro

 

[MechaBlade]

Y'all forgot the obvious ones:
Jerkin'
Jerking off
Jacking off

Dating Palmela
Dating Rosie Palms
Dating Rosie Fingers (for girls)
Jilling off (ditto)


"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you love."
(Woody Allen)

"What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down." (Scott Roeben)

 

[The Gimp]

tug of war with cyclops

 

[Toxico]

Women...

Double clicking your mouse...

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Shake hands with the unemployed

 

[Tremolo]

Walkin' the dog.
five knuckle shuffle
playing the upright organ
Playing my skin flute

 

[Baron]

Polling the electorate
Pitching a tent
Batting practice
Raising the flag
Joining the Navy

 

[xMorganx]

grooming the poodle
wetting the weasel
worm wrestling
starting a sperm farm
Monkey shining
Whittlin' Dixie
burning the candle at one end
flipping through the seed catalog
making toilet paper Mache
crowning king richard
toning the fluteous maximus
taming the elepahant
satisfying the boss

 

[paganangel]

beating the bishop
shelackin' the shileleigh
spankin' the monkey

 

[paganangel]

beating your meat
watchin mayberry

 

[Baron]

got some more ideas, I wonder where?

Looking at Morgan's Av
Talking to Ozzy
Posting on Lit

 

[Ice Cold]

Jerkin the gerkin

waxing the rod

slappin the snake

turning the crank

fondling the flute

 

[xMorganx]

got some more ideas, I wonder where?

Looking at Morgan's Av
Talking to Ozzy
Posting on Lit

love you too

 

[StrawberryPez]

Okay...here's my input on Female Masturbation names....
(in alphabetical order)
Accordion Solo
Banging the Beezer
Battery-testing
Beating around the bush
Beating the Bush
Blooming
Blossoming
Boffing the Bud
Bouncing on the Bed
Buffing the Muff
Bushwhacking
Buttering the Potato
Butting the Bead
Buzzing
Caressing the Kitty
Churning the Cream
Cleaning the Clam
Clit Twit
Combing the Brush
Copying Georgia O'Keefe
Crossing the Great Divide
Crossing the Swamp
Deep Dishin'
Digging a Trench
Digitizing
Doing Laps
Dunking the Beaver
Enjoying a little Southern Comfort
Entering No Man's Land
Exploring the Deep South
Fanning the Furnace
Feeding the Beaver
Feeding the Fish
Feeding the Other Mouth
Finger Dancing
Finger Fun
Fingering the Accused
Flicking the Switch
Flipping the Bean
Flipping the Flaps
Flipping through the Pages
Four-lip Whistling
Galloping on the Goldstar
Going on a Finger Ride
Greasing the Skillet
Gusset tryping
Having a Sushi Party
Hiking Through the Grand Canyon
Holding the Hamster
Hoodwinking
In the Hand Cream
Invoking Venus
Jilling-Off
Juicing It Up
Jump-starting the River
Lady Fingers and Cream
Launching a Class Probe
Loobing Your Goob
Making Kitty Purr
Making the Oysters Smile
Making Waves
Mistressbate
Muff Ruffing
Navel Maneuvers
On the Waterslide
One Hand Clapping
Opening the Honey Pot
Parting the Petals
Parting the Red Sea
Pearl Diving
Performing for Mr. Swaggart
Petal Pushing
Petting the Kitty
Pitching in the Bush League
Polishing the Pearl
Praising the Orchid
Pressing the Pleats
Primin' the Hymen
Pushing the Puch
Pushing the Red Button
Reading Braille
Riding the Curl
Riding the Wild Hand
Ringing for the Maid
Rolling the Mink
Romancing the Rose
Rowing the Little Man in the Boat
Saying the Rosary
Scrambling the Bramble
Scrubbing the Cake Pan
Scuffing the Muff
Searching for Spock
Shelling the Bean
Shooting the Pink Marble
Shooting the Rapids
Shucking the Oyster
Skimming the Cream
Slamming the Clam
Sliming the Moat
Spelunking
Spreading the Pedals
Squeezing the Charmin
Stirring the Cauldron
Strokin' the Slick
Strummin' the Big Open
Strumming
Surfing at Finger Beach
Switching to Auto-pilot (vibrator)
Taking a Trip South
The Task at Hand
The Wild Ride
Tickling her Fancy
Tickling the Moustache
Tickling the Taco
Tip Toeing Through The Two Lips
Tossing the Pink Salad
Touch-typing
Traveling Past the Mason-Dixon Line
Twanging the Kitty Wire
Tweaking the Program
Vulva Aria
Waking the Butterfly
Yawning
Zipping on the Zundap

 

[paganangel]

slappin the salami