How many of you have cheated?

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Have any of naughty munchkins cheated on your Lenten promise yet? Have you accientally eaten meat on Friday?

I havent yet, but stay tuned. I usually screw up about 2 or 3 weeks in.
 
I don't cheat, I stray
but then I don't follow the religous rules of it either.
 
So ok, I'm in Coca~Cola's office on Ash Wednesday, and I fill my pockets up with contraband Skittles (She's got this ENORMOUS jar of them, just to taunt me!!) and then I go visit with one of the network guys.

So I'm munching on Skittles and he asks me what I've got. I tell him. He's like, "ooooooooh!!! Skittles! Gimme please!!" so I shared. Happily, cuz i like him.

So we're gossiping and talking Lotus Notes and munching on skittles and he just stops, thwacks his forehead and says, "FUCK! I forgot I gave up sweets for Lent!"

I told him that sweets provided by Jews don't count against Lent. *smirks*
 
Nora said:
. . . and he just stops, thwacks his forehead and says, "FUCK! I forgot I gave up sweets for Lent!"

I told him that sweets provided by Jews don't count against Lent. *smirks*
He should have given up cursing--that would make God happier.
 
Nora said:
So ok, I'm in Coca~Cola's office on Ash Wednesday, and I fill my pockets up with contraband Skittles (She's got this ENORMOUS jar of them, just to taunt me!!) and then I go visit with one of the network guys.

So I'm munching on Skittles and he asks me what I've got. I tell him. He's like, "ooooooooh!!! Skittles! Gimme please!!" so I shared. Happily, cuz i like him.

So we're gossiping and talking Lotus Notes and munching on skittles and he just stops, thwacks his forehead and says, "FUCK! I forgot I gave up sweets for Lent!"

I told him that sweets provided by Jews don't count against Lent. *smirks*

hehe, thats just too funny.

I've had the thwacking of the forehead realizations before too.

I'm pretty good about not slipping up. But the one day out of the week that I eat meat will wind up being a friday. It always happens that way.
 
I'm a Witch. I eat meat whenever I feel like it. I think life's too short not to fully enjoy all it's pleasures and frankly, I'd think your God has more on his mind than who's sneaking Big Mac's on Fridays.
 
Keirena said:
I'm a Witch. I eat meat whenever I feel like it. I think life's too short not to fully enjoy all it's pleasures and frankly, I'd think your God has more on his mind than who's sneaking Big Mac's on Fridays.

lol, probably.
 
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