How many different variants of REDWAVE can you come up with?

[REDWAVE]

All right, I've noticed a lot of people seem to like to play around with my screen name. Wicked Eve started it, darn her, that extra-saucy wench! Let's see, so far there's been Redrump, Redweave, Dedwave, Redwhine, etc. Well, I'm nothing if not a good sport, so this thread is for imaginative variants on my name. How many different variations on REDWAVE can you come up with?

 

[71bruce8]

redwave/variations



To redwave on redow Ave.

Five for a start: Rewave

Redraw

Draw Eve

Wavered

Drew Ave

 

[just pet]

OK I'll bite

Dredweave

 

[perks]

OK I'll bite

Dredweave

<snicker>

wed rave

 

[71bruce8]

r e d w a v e

Dread Wave

 

[WickedEve]

REDWHACK

So, you started a thread all about yourself! lol

 

[WickedEve]

RedWok

RedWilly
RedWart
RedWuss
RedWoe
RedWaste
RedWimp
RedWhimper
RedWaffle
RedWiggle
RedWobble
RedWorm

Any way you say, it's still RedWave.

Warped Eve

 

[REDWAVE]

Wacky Eve

Damn, you sure rattled off a bunch of them there, woman. I think you made them up in advance and have been saving them for just this occasion.

 

[WickedEve]

RedWatt

Yes, I had them in advance. That's what my life has been reduced to. I sit around thinking of names for you. It's an obsession!
Anyway, RedWho... How about some of the others.
We have smithpecker, picky baby, debbieABC, KatFurrs, JudoChop...

Itchy Twitchy Witchy Eve

 

[71bruce8]

r e d w a v e

How about

War Weed

Vareed

Rave Weed

Excellent idea Wickedeve. How about a list of official targets and some guidelines/rules. Dreadwave got so exited about his self-promotional idea he forgot about that.

 

[REDWAVE]

Good idea

How about Undressed Poet, WriterDamn, lovetofuck?

Also, I'm glad to see this thread has brought out some new people who (as far as I know) haven't posted on this board before. Welcome, bruce & pet!

 

[smithpeter]

Red scythe at night
Sailors dine light
The children run for cover
Choosing the housecoats
Of swooning mothers
Stirring the gruel of appeasement
From the bloke with gunny slung

Who's porch will it land on
Who's stoop
What does it contain?
A feast of toys?

Perhaps the red mannequin of enchantment
With video eyes,
Microphone mouth
Propped in corners
Puffed up but tipsy from under inflation

Or the red glow of a champion
~

smithpecker

 

[JUDO]

red WAVE?

...how about?

Redripple -(Yep, the kind that first got me to take my pants off when I was a teenager.)
Reddribble - (Yuk! Don't even want to think about what that would be.)
Redringlet - (Shoot! Spilled the wine again)
Redcrest - (Well, he usually is pretty cocksure, isn't he? Friggin' little bantam that he is - always crowin' about somethin'.)
Redstream - (Hmmm...think you better check with the urologist on that one.)
Redriver - (Wait! Wasn't that a John Wayne movie?)
Redwell - (How deep can that be? And what lies at the bottom?)
Redgeyser - (Old faithful, spewing right on time.)
Redspurt - (Back to the doc for that one. You got some plumbing crossed somewheres.)

Then there's the other wave...

RedBye-bye - (The end of an era)

Jeez, Red! This could go on forever, but you'll always be good ol' RW to me.


- Judo

PS - Hey, SP, that's a good one. You'd better post it!

 

[WickedEve]

If it wasn't for smithpecker, this thread would have absolutely nothing to do with poetry! But we poets do love to play with words. So here's some more:
KillerCroissant
daughter in-law
Savage Mitten
aardvarkjen

Wicked Morn

 

[71bruce8]

names

How about Wicker Leaves

 

[Debbie]

REDBULL, yeah that's it.

Redbull gives you wings.
http://www.redbull.com/home_intro.html

 

[JUDO]

JudoChop?

Anyway, RedWho... How about some of the others.
We have smithpecker, picky baby, debbieABC, KatFurrs, JudoChop...

Well, I guess Chop is similar to Hack.

 

[WickedEve]

Don't you know what a Judo chop is? lol Karate chop? Why do you call yourself Judo? I'm guessing you don't have a black belt.

 

[KatPurrs]

RW

RedWad
RedWackyTobacky
RedWagtheDog
RedWagon(let's do a)Train
RedWaggle
RedWaive

KatPervs

 

[REDWAVE]

In the red room
Escaped from the red wars
I sought to return to the red womb
And above all avoid redrum

 

[JUDO]

Names

Don't you know what a Judo chop is? lol Karate chop? Why do you call yourself Judo? I'm guessing you don't have a black belt.

(* laughing *) Nope! No belt for me (unless you count an occassinal whiskey). Judo was an old nickname. Took it after school as a kid and it just stuck.

Other names:

KatScreams, DogBarks, ChickPeeps
MildEve, WackedEve, WreckedEve
Cujo, Oddjob, Bozo
Debbieggg, DebbiePG13, Debbiekisskisskiss
888-bruce, 71Duece8, 31flavors
petersmith, dicksmith, matthewmark
JerkMeBaby, PerkyOctogenarian, DroopyBaby
just free-ranging, just stroke, bust yet
NA Storm, SA millibar, SA what?