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Seriously. Who the fuck do they think they're kidding...
How many dates does it take to get a Christian Mingle girl to do anal?
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Tmmldr
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Never, ever doubt the ass fucking skills of a preacher's daughter.
fgarvb1
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lovetoread
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The ads keep telling me I will be single forever unless I join their group.
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That's the definition of 'cult'.
ms_ann_thrope
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Seriously. Who the fuck do they think they're kidding...
You're looking at the situation with the eyes of an outsider.
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bronzeage
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My research agrees with this finding.
A binary choice huh? What about a tomorrow?
doctor_insanus
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Oh, Christian girls do anal.
"Get thee behind me, Satan," and all that.
"Get thee behind me, Satan," and all that.
bronzeage
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If there's no anal on a first date, why would there be a tomorrow?
run_silent
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42 (obscure reference)
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How many dates does it take to get a Christian Mingle girl to do anal?
Don't give her too many, champ. Hoo boy.
What the heck is a Christian mingle girl? A girl who mingles with Christians? Because a lot of us do.
Don't give her too many, champ. Hoo boy.
What the heck is a Christian mingle girl? A girl who mingles with Christians? Because a lot of us do.
lovetoread
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It's a dating site for those who put God first.
WillSeeking
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LOL....too funny of a thread.
girlsmiley
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Why would anyone go there?
bronzeage
I am a river to my people
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Saint Peter
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Why?
Church Clothes!
Oh yeah.
Church Clothes.
Church Clothes!
Oh yeah.
Church Clothes.
She was only a minister's daughter, but I wouldn't put anything pastor! [rimshot]
girlsmiley
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You are so kinky, Pete. 
If I still had my smock from boarding school I would slip into that sucker and send you a pic.
If I still had my smock from boarding school I would slip into that sucker and send you a pic.
VladHarkonnen
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For the right guy it might not even take one date.Seriously. Who the fuck do they think they're kidding...
Beco
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Seriously. Who the fuck do they think they're kidding...
Jdate is worse....blow jobs stop after you marry
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What are you doing Friday night?
