How Hot am I?

[Guest]

No... sheep.


Baaa...

I have to admit, I missed that movie. Well, wait. I did see "Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask." That had sheep in it.

Ewww.

 

[blackhaus7]

That's almost before I was born.

Actually - a question. Were they midgets or lawn gnomes?

Before you were born??????????

 

[blackhaus7]

Ewww.

You never saw it? Woody Allen. Ended up drinking Woolite on skid row.

Best scene in the movie was inside a guy's head during sex.

 

[Guest]

Before you were born??????????

BWAH!

 

[minsue]

You never saw it? Woody Allen. Ended up drinking Woolite on skid row.

Best scene in the movie was inside a guy's head during sex.

Great movie.

 

[blackhaus7]

BWAH!

I thought you were a trivia champion or something..........

 

[blackhaus7]

Great movie.

Hey, goose, long time. Considering you were there when I lost my virginity.

 

[Guest]

I thought you were a trivia champion or something..........

Movies would be my husband's area of expertise.

BUT I remember that one, I think.

How the guy couldn't get an erection until the men in the command center located the - guilt - was it? Some little guy?

And was there a scene with guys in white helmets jumping out of the airplane, "We're going to go make babies!"

If so, yeah, I saw it.

OR it's just a product of my warped, twisted mind.

 

[blackhaus7]

Movies would be my husband's area of expertise.

BUT I remember that one, I think.

How the guy couldn't get an erection until the men in the command center located the - guilt - was it? Some little guy?

And was there a scene with guys in white helmets jumping out of the airplane, "We're going to go make babies!"

If so, yeah, I saw it.

OR it's just a product of my warped, twisted mind.

"Go back!!! Go Back!!! It's just a blow job!!!!!!!"

 

[Guest]

"Go back!!! Go Back!!! It's just a blow job!!!!!!!"

Warped and twisted.

And not even from my mind.

 

[blackhaus7]

Warped and twisted.

And not even from my mind.

Woody Allen.

 

[Guest]

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[Guest]

Maybe you should post this in the spelling thread.

It's Ewe. E-W-E. Ewe.

I wondered if anyone was going to catch that.

I left the straight line wide open -

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I wondered if anyone was going to catch that.

I left the straight line wide open -

Baaa...

 

[blackhaus7]

I wondered if anyone was going to catch that.

I left the straight line wide open -

I'm afraid I'm admitted my complete inexperience here.............

 

[Guest]

I'm afraid I'm admitted my complete inexperience here.............

Just spit out my drink.

Excuse me?

 

[blackhaus7]

Just spit out my drink.

Excuse me?

OK. You're excused.

 

[minsue]

Hey, goose, long time. Considering you were there when I lost my virginity.

Hey, Black

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Ah, hot Summer Nights -- I love them, except for the sticky balls.

How hot are you?

Robin Williams (Adrian Croneaur) Good Morning Vietnam

AC: Now here's the weather. We're gonna go right to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt. Roosevelt, how's it going?

"Adrian, I'm with somebody. Don't even come here and bother me right now."

AC: Well, thanks, Roosevelt. Can't you give us a little weather?

"Not now, man! I'm on the balcony, man, trying to score. Back off!"

AC: Well, what's the weather like?

"You got a window? Open it!"

AC: Thank you, Roosevelt. We'll have to go to someone else for the weather. I guess we'll have to go all the way to Washington Weather Central, to Walter Cronkite. Walter, what's the weather like?

"I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt, What it is, what it shall be, what it was. Weather out there today is hot and shitty, with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut."

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Rumple Foreskin

 

[LadyJeanne]

How hot am I?

Hotter than socks on a rooster!

 

[Guest]

Robin Williams (Adrian Croneaur) Good Morning Vietnam

AC: Now here's the weather. We're gonna go right to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt. Roosevelt, how's it going?

"Adrian, I'm with somebody. Don't even come here and bother me right now."

AC: Well, thanks, Roosevelt. Can't you give us a little weather?

"Not now, man! I'm on the balcony, man, trying to score. Back off!"

AC: Well, what's the weather like?

"You got a window? Open it!"

AC: Thank you, Roosevelt. We'll have to go to someone else for the weather. I guess we'll have to go all the way to Washington Weather Central, to Walter Cronkite. Walter, what's the weather like?

"I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt, What it is, what it shall be, what it was. Weather out there today is hot and shitty, with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut."

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Rumple Foreskin

I love that movie.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Guest]

Hotter than socks on a rooster!

Hotter than a red-assed bee!

 

[Guest]

How hot am I?

Hot enough for me.

How hot are you?

Too hot for you.





(I'd make those already sweaty balls sweat so much, they'd melt. Hmmm... I feel an erotic horror story brewing. )

 

[Antfarmer77]

Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock?