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maroonee purplefeeeriek said:
if it was pink i'd know it belonged to abs
How drunk have you ever been??
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if it was pink i'd know it belonged to abs
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you mean you went home with my pink one that says "barbie is a dyke" ?feeeriek said:
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no she past on hers to vana. that one says "barbie is a slut"feeeriek said:
so how did i get to wear your shirt?
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sighfeeeriek said:
good memories of all those abs bar parties
SimpleGifts
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I've got a bad habit of blacking out when really drunk. I try not to do that too often. 
The worst time, based on ex post reports, was on a bus trip when I was in my university's marching band. I was in charge of buying the drinks and didn't buy enough mixer...so I ended up drinking vodka straight from the bottle. Really bad vodka.
I was later told that I poured liquor on at least 3 people (one of whom was a girl I liked--yep, I'm SOOOOO smooth!) and that the bus restroom was pretty much unusable for the last half of the trip (meaning, the last 4 hours of an 8-hour trip), as I was either in it or had rendered it inoperable.
Somehow, I managed to avoid responsibility for cleaning it up. Man, was I lucky.
Oh, and if you ever were wondering...playing trumpet when you are incredibly hung over is NOT pleasant.
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The worst time, based on ex post reports, was on a bus trip when I was in my university's marching band. I was in charge of buying the drinks and didn't buy enough mixer...so I ended up drinking vodka straight from the bottle. Really bad vodka.
I was later told that I poured liquor on at least 3 people (one of whom was a girl I liked--yep, I'm SOOOOO smooth!) and that the bus restroom was pretty much unusable for the last half of the trip (meaning, the last 4 hours of an 8-hour trip), as I was either in it or had rendered it inoperable.
Somehow, I managed to avoid responsibility for cleaning it up. Man, was I lucky.
Oh, and if you ever were wondering...playing trumpet when you are incredibly hung over is NOT pleasant.
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lapdancesfeeeriek said:
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i'll show you the dvd that dampy didfeeeriek said:i don't recall those
Matadore
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Drunk...?
Not considering the time that I nearly "offed" myself by chugging most of a fifth of Jim Beam (what a waste of good booze), I remember my date pleading with me to release my white knuckled grip on a drainage grate. I remember trying to reason with her that if I did, we were certainly going to float into the sky and not be able to return to earth.
I don't recall any of the rest of the night, but she must have convinced me that she could float me home or something because I awoke nude in her bed the next afternoon.
I think that that was the third time that I swore off alcohol--forever.
Not considering the time that I nearly "offed" myself by chugging most of a fifth of Jim Beam (what a waste of good booze), I remember my date pleading with me to release my white knuckled grip on a drainage grate. I remember trying to reason with her that if I did, we were certainly going to float into the sky and not be able to return to earth.
I don't recall any of the rest of the night, but she must have convinced me that she could float me home or something because I awoke nude in her bed the next afternoon.
I think that that was the third time that I swore off alcohol--forever.
Chantilyvamp
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drunk enuogh that i thought a bird bath in someones yard was a sink and was sure the toilet must be right next to it and yes there was a major road next to it so i'm sure some of the other people from the bar got a nice white ass shined at them
and yes there was a major road next to it so i'm sure some of the other people from the bar got a nice white ass shined at them
Roxanne Appleby
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I find it somewhat endearing that Selena has never been drunk. 
Ravishing
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*from her quiet little corner* .. Lets see..
1 bottle mixed, strongly and 4/5's of the second.... straight.. of two 750ml vodka bottles. About... 8'ish shots... 4 of which were tequila.. mixed drinks of jack daniels and lemonade, rum and coke.. and something fruity I don't remember the name of..
Over the course of 4/5 hrs...
Not one of my shinning moments... spending an hour puking in my bathroom.. and the next two days sleeping it off...
1 bottle mixed, strongly and 4/5's of the second.... straight.. of two 750ml vodka bottles. About... 8'ish shots... 4 of which were tequila.. mixed drinks of jack daniels and lemonade, rum and coke.. and something fruity I don't remember the name of..
Over the course of 4/5 hrs...
Not one of my shinning moments... spending an hour puking in my bathroom.. and the next two days sleeping it off...
SinningOnlySlightly
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I somehow made it up 4 flights of stairs (which i don't remember climbing), and opened a locked door (which I do remember, it was very difficult and I only had 2 keys to choose from, 'First one didn't work? Maybe if I try it again...'). I was found with my head caught between the door and the frame in a pool of sick.
Since I was a very quiet and reserved person, naturally that is the only thing people remembered me doing while I lived there.
I can't believe how good it feels to have someone rub your back after you've been sick.
Since I was a very quiet and reserved person, naturally that is the only thing people remembered me doing while I lived there.
I can't believe how good it feels to have someone rub your back after you've been sick.
kramerkramer
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Does breakfast count?
Foxee Browne
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I can't remember ...
matriarch
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Only once in my life, went out with the ex, my brother and his gf when he was home on leave (navy).
We did a pub crawl.
When we got back to our flat, I was not well.
I remember kneeling on the bathroom floor puking down the loo, with my brother patting my back, saying "Get it up old gal, better up than down."......
I can say, quite honestly, I vowed never to get drunk again, and I never have. I've been mellow, tipsy, slightly warm, but never got to that state again.
And now, I hardly ever drink......unless we're at the Loveshack.
We did a pub crawl.
When we got back to our flat, I was not well.
I remember kneeling on the bathroom floor puking down the loo, with my brother patting my back, saying "Get it up old gal, better up than down."......
I can say, quite honestly, I vowed never to get drunk again, and I never have. I've been mellow, tipsy, slightly warm, but never got to that state again.
And now, I hardly ever drink......unless we're at the Loveshack.
Boxlicker101
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I remember taking a screwdriver to a picnic. It was made from a fifth of vodka, a can of condensed orange juice and a fifth of club soda. By the time I drank that one drink, I couldn't do much of anything except puke.
Fortunately, I don't do that kind of thing anymore.
Fortunately, I don't do that kind of thing anymore.
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At my grad bush party I drank so much that when I went to pee in the bush I fell over a fallen tree and snagged my jeans. I couldn't get myself loose, so I took off my shoes and jeans and ran into the forest to pee. When I came back, I couldn't find the tree. So I wandered around in my panties with some friends looking for my jeans for at least an hour.
