What?
You must be kidding ... I own that bridge already ... why you sucker
Gee, that sucks dongers, Loring. Seems like your fairweather friends set you up as the patsy for a colossal joke. They made you the fool. The fall-guy. The jester. Don't you hate it when friends take advantage of your intelligence like this? I don't think you need people like that in your life, if you ast me.
By the way, are you interested in buying a bridge? I have this really neat one in Brooklyn that I can show you...
You must be kidding ... I own that bridge already ... why you sucker
(I'm presuming she isn't complaining much about that.)