How do I send signals to the girl across the road?

BareBackRider

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Hi,
I'm married (5 years) and sex is ok when it happens but then it doesnt hppen often.
I have noticed the woman across the road as being a real hotty. We wave to each other whenever we glance each other and we have chatted a bit every now and then.
Now, this Thursday, she and her hubby are coming over to have dinner and play Monopoly (Excellent ice breaker for getting to know new neighbours).
All I want to do is be able to send a "I'm here if you want me" singal that only she will pick up, and I also need advice on how to look out for a simular signal in return.
Tips please?????
BBR
 
There is so much about this post that bothers me I don't know where to begin.:( :(
 
Re: "The Signal"

First off, take a good long look at your wife. Seeing as how you only mentioned her once in your post, I assume she's not the type that wants an "open" marriage.
Second, this "ice-breaker" is just that... an ice-breaker. It's a chance for you to get to know exactly what kind of a woman your "neighbor" is. She may be a devoted wife to her husband, which, by the way, brings up my third point:
She's married too. And seeing as how you didn't mention her saying anything about him, I assume he's not the kind to keep and "open" marriage, either.

So, all in all, be careful. You may end up losing not only a sexual prospect, but also your wife, and maybe even a couple of teeth.
 
Of course, you wife might be entertaining the same thoughts regarding the other man, the husband of the 'hotty'?
Women do have deep thoughts and deep passions; you must awaken them with trust and understanding, and then the passion! And, of course, I am talking about your wife.

and I won't even comment about Anglo men! Les hommes anglais sont des imbéciles!
 
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god, i just had a horrible thought

sure hope i'm not the "girl across the road"

*shudder
 
sigh said:
god, i just had a horrible thought

sure hope i'm not the "girl across the road"

*shudder

Have a Monopoly date with your neighbors on Thursday?
 
I have been thinking about how this guy is going to be enjoying his new homeless situation next week. Think the wife will let him keep the Monopoly game?
 
Obviously you have no respect for your wife, and your relationship at all. Hope you have considered all the possibilites that will go wrong. Have fun with monopoly because that may be all you have left.
 
Tell your wife how you feel. Then using a hand-made washcloth, wave the smoke that's coming out of her ears across the street.

Personally, I have been 100% devoted to whomever I am with. If I've moved beyond the peck-type kissing with a guy, then I am officially moved off the dating market.

Not married. No plans to be. Just monogamous anyway.
 
Nice to see...

Litty folks here with deep values! Makes me proud to be a member. Be excellent to one another!

Kiss,

Pan
 
Who's the Hottie???

I have an idea. Pretend that your neighbor is your wife and your wife is the hot potential conquest. During Monopoly, flirt with her and send signals that you desire her. Then see what happens.

YB
 
Ask your wife...

...how she feels about having the "hottie" across the road join the two of you in bed.

If you can't entertain that question, forget it.

If you can't be that open with your wife, you have enough trouble already.

If she can't entertain that question from you honestly, you have enough trouble already.

If she can...then her husband will have to be asked. That alone may make your lives "dicey."

Nothing like a few hot coals and cold feet to make you think twice.

I say...tell your wife and discuss what about the "hottie" makes you hot. The two of you can then pretend together.

If the two of you can't do that, then marry an economist and move to Iowa because your current sex life will be more boringthan that.

;)
- Judo
 
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cyndiesweet said:
There is so much about this post that bothers me I don't know where to begin.:( :(



Hehehehheee....hey people, I know this thread is overloaded.


But still Monopoly ? I mean did they bring out a * PINK VERSION *.... I build two sex shops in the red district area.... Or finger the woman u want the most among the female players ?


:p
 
Parker Brothers

G -

I lovethat idea!

The Monopoly Sex Game! Hmmm...what are you playing to monopolize? What does Park Place become? And instead of railroads, we have...? And how was that we win again?

"Do not pass "O", do not collect $200!"

Now, that would be a disappointment.

;)
- Judo
 
I've got it

First get down on your hands and knees and beg your wife for forgiveness.
Second tell her you'd love to please her sexually in return for your being a total jackass.
Third get over yourself, if your sex life is bland, well just remember it really does take two to tango.
 
it's okay to cheat on your wife as long as you don't get caught..sexual pleasure should be first priority...but don't leave your wife..just have fun on the side..it's harmless if she doesen"t know
 
there is no situation I can come up with where cheating would be alright.

If my better half cheated.....watch out!
 
Harmless?:confused: :confused: Ever hear of STD's, AIDS ? Not to mention how very dickless you will find yourself when she finds out.Unless it is consentually OK with both parties to have partners outside the marriage it is not cool to sleep around.
 
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