How do I change my (inaccurate) status?

[Dead_Horny_Sis]

It says I am a Virgin.

I was once a Virgin, but my brther dismantled my V Plates one day at a family together - my funeral.

I pride myself on truth, and am offended by the purported 'virgin' status.

How can I change it?

 

[Mia62]

It changes automatically on your 31st post.

 

[Dead_Horny_Sis]

31st????


Well, I suppose until then I can be transported back to the days when we coud ride our bikes in cornfield without him pushing me off and leading me into an area so we could fuck like wild wildebeest on viagra.

Gone are the days when I could bend over to pick up my Barbie doll without him fliping my dress over my head and plunging his bell end into my botty

Even in nappies, he would take an interest in my nappy rash

 

[ksmybuttons]

Newbie! You need to learn your way around, girl. Go to the bottom of the page and read the forum guidelines. Then go to this page: http://www.literotica.com/faq.shtml, scroll down and read the Bulletin Board FAQ's.

Then come back and post away.

Welcome. Well maybe. I'll wait to see who you are since you are a Dead Horny Sis...

 

[Dead_Horny_Sis]

Newbie! You need to learn your way around, girl. Go to the bottom of the page and read the forum guidelines. Then go to this page: http://www.literotica.com/faq.shtml, scroll down and read the Bulletin Board FAQ's.

Then come back and post away.

Welcome. Well maybe. I'll wait to see who you are since you are a Dead Horny Sis...

I am not new, just dead

I made myself laugh with the 'nappy rash'

As toddlers, he would pretend to want to inspect it

Said ravenous sex would soothe it

But it just added to the friction

 

[The General]

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