How can Gusty have 11 THOUSAND posts if it's only been here 5 months?

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[ozraven]

twat & pregnant horny toad.

Gusty, I love the fact that you keep bumping this thread, it has to be close to the ultimate in Lit irony.............

 

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[Morcheeba]

but deep down i'm a really swell person

Hey Lit People! I've been lurking thru some of the splendid threads/posts and erotic stories in here for a few weeks. Have been amazed at how this place attracts soooo many creative, informative, friendly and POLITE members from all over the world. Figured what the hell... I'll create an alias, add my fave nasty pic and one nite I'll jump in and see if my sweet ass floats or sinks among all you "really experienced" folk.

Yet, I wasn't quite sure which thread was worthy of my lil Lit cherry being popped. Until NOW.

This thread simply cracks me up. First someone commented on how many friggin messages another person has posted since becoming a member. They even had the audacity to call this person an "it" and soon other snots jumped in and were like, "Oh I hear you. I've had "it" on ignore since blah blah blah."

What. The. Fuck. Are you snobs stuck in a time warp still able and willing to diss the odd boy or girl during recess? What concern is it of yours as to how many posts another makes if you've had said person on IGNORE? Holyshitballs, take a sec to check your asses at the door before making ridiculous statements. You either like or are intrigued by Gusty and know it. You fucking know it.

Besides, she drove her so-called annoying bus in here and lived up to all the smack some of you snotty people said about her and whoa, even the thread-starter of this juke joint eventually became mute. I bet she has more "character" in her thumbnail than all you bashers have in your dicks and pussies. Combined.

Glad to meet y'all. Chose this thread as a safe-haven for my lil rant-o-cherry-bursting cuz why o why would all the Gusty haters read this and then stomp on my ass when, of course, they have her on ignore and certainly wouldn't come, what, 8-10 pages back just to read my shit. Of which I can't wait to review in a moment or two, hehe.

Gusty, keep on keeping on and fuck all the rest. I'd add a smilie face but oh hell, I'm afraid I'll screw it up and lose this post plus my vagina is now bleeding and needs to be wiped with a warm damp cloth.


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[Morcheeba]

How can I get that Virgin thingy off my tag? And yes, I will add a picture and bio soon.

does this work?

i guess it does!





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[MercyMia]

Hi Morcheeba the Articulate when Angry,

big grin

Hey Gusty, are you awake?

MM

 

[MercyMia]

Morcheeba,

If I remember correctly, after 29 posts, you are no longer a virgin. Then when you reach 100, you can post an avatar. After 1000, you get to pick your designation (mine is "Never Gets Enough.") After that...you're completely on your own!

Welcome to Literotica.

MM

 

[ozraven]

Re: but deep down i'm a really swell person

Besides, she drove her so-called annoying bus in here and lived up to all the smack some of you snotty people said about her and whoa, even the thread-starter of this juke joint eventually became mute. I bet she has more "character" in her thumbnail than all you bashers have in your dicks and pussies. Combined.

Glad to meet y'all. Chose this thread as a safe-haven for my lil rant-o-cherry-bursting cuz why o why would all the Gusty haters read this and then stomp on my ass when, of course, they have her on ignore and certainly wouldn't come, what, 8-10 pages back just to read my shit. Of which I can't wait to review in a moment or two, hehe.

Gusty, keep on keeping on and fuck all the rest. I'd add a smilie face but oh hell, I'm afraid I'll screw it up and lose this post plus my vagina is now bleeding and needs to be wiped with a warm damp cloth.


M.

I think that's a better and more insightful than average first post..........

It certainly beats, "Hi I'm Biccus Dickus and I love to fuck horny womans"
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"Hi I'm wet and horny, cum fuk me"

 

[ozraven]

Re: *ignore*

And gusty, I do have you on ignore, as I said to you......but as I also said, it's because your posting format fucks up my pages, which means I actually read a lot of your posts....I just use the "popup" to do it.

The only poster on Lit I have on ignore for being a complete fuckwit is that d8rape fool that someone created for a few days, and I am kinda proud of that.

And what does SAB stand for?

 

[Gusty Wind]

Re: but deep down i'm a really swell person

Hey Lit People! I've been lurking thru some of the splendid threads/posts and erotic stories in here for a few weeks. Have been amazed at how this place attracts soooo many creative, informative, friendly and POLITE members from all over the world. Figured what the hell... I'll create an alias, add my fave nasty pic and one nite I'll jump in and see if my sweet ass floats or sinks among all you "really experienced" folk.

Yet, I wasn't quite sure which thread was worthy of my lil Lit cherry being popped. Until NOW.

This thread simply cracks me up. First someone commented on how many friggin messages another person has posted since becoming a member. They even had the audacity to call this person an "it" and soon other snots jumped in and were like, "Oh I hear you. I've had "it" on ignore since blah blah blah."

What. The. Fuck. Are you snobs stuck in a time warp still able and willing to diss the odd boy or girl during recess? What concern is it of yours as to how many posts another makes if you've had said person on IGNORE? Holyshitballs, take a sec to check your asses at the door before making ridiculous statements. You either like or are intrigued by Gusty and know it. You fucking know it.

Besides, she drove her so-called annoying bus in here and lived up to all the smack some of you snotty people said about her and whoa, even the thread-starter of this juke joint eventually became mute. I bet she has more "character" in her thumbnail than all you bashers have in your dicks and pussies. Combined.

Glad to meet y'all. Chose this thread as a safe-haven for my lil rant-o-cherry-bursting cuz why o why would all the Gusty haters read this and then stomp on my ass when, of course, they have her on ignore and certainly wouldn't come, what, 8-10 pages back just to read my shit. Of which I can't wait to review in a moment or two, hehe.

Gusty, keep on keeping on and fuck all the rest. I'd add a smilie face but oh hell, I'm afraid I'll screw it up and lose this post plus my vagina is now bleeding and needs to be wiped with a warm damp cloth.


M.

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[Guru]

Hiya, Gusty. *muah*