Emerson40
An evening spent dancing
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- Aug 27, 2012
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A wee HT Cafe survey, in order to help understand the level of loveliness and depth of depravity that can be found here, among the lovely ladies of Lit.
Virgin - Pure as the driven snow and as clean as pmann’s decorative plates.
She has only ever owned / worn sensible cotton panties, and refers to her vagina as “hoo-hoo”, “fanny”, or some other equally cutie-patootie nickname.
Says F*** instead of Fuck, and the words “cunt” and “cocksucker” bring on a case of the vapors.
Has never watched porn.
A Scoop of Vanilla - Nothing crazy, kinky, or too adventurous as far as she goes. A love maker and a proponent of the missionary position.
Fine with spooning, provided there is no intercrural nonsense or penetrative poppycock.
The bum area is a complete no-fly zone - Playland closes and the house lights come up at the first sign of ruckus around the rump.
Little Bit Country, Little Bit Rock n Roll - Pretty plain Jane except for some occasional Zinfandel-fueled sexcapades and some experimenting in college. Won’t be discussed outside the anonymity provided here.
Owns sexy lingerie, is a passionate and reciprocal lover, and an enthusiastic oral negotiator.
No major kinks or BDSM desires.
Not too comfortable with sexting or dirty talk, and may blush at, or avoid discussion about sex with mixed company.
Gave serious *bitchface* to the last person who spanked her ass unexpectedly.
Experienced - Knows her way around a peni and vagina and may have enjoyed the company of both, possibly at the same time, on occasion.
Has explored ideas and curiosities about sex.
Has tried a good number of things sexually, enough to know what she does and doesn’t enjoy.
Not opposed to kinky or anal sex, but enjoy these experiences on special occasions, with a deserving partner.
The experienced woman’s naked body has been captured with some sort of media - polaroid, camera phone, etc - and in all likelihood has been vigorously fapped to by a partner, remembering some sexual encounter.
Dirty Bird - A lascivious and passionate lover.
Not much is too taboo and the B-Hole is on par with nipples as far as being an erogenous zone.
There are more “appliances” in her nightstand drawer than under the kitchen sink.
She has, on more than one occasion, grabbed a handful of her lover’s hair and pulled his / her ear close to her mouth in order to clearly stipulate that they “FUCK” me/my ass/it, followed by some modifying adverb (harder, deeper, faster, before the elevator doors open, etc).
May have had to be reminded of lover’s name before embarking on morning walk-of-shame.
None of the Above - I just thought this was a thread about logging on to Lit Chat
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Virgin - Pure as the driven snow and as clean as pmann’s decorative plates.
She has only ever owned / worn sensible cotton panties, and refers to her vagina as “hoo-hoo”, “fanny”, or some other equally cutie-patootie nickname.
Says F*** instead of Fuck, and the words “cunt” and “cocksucker” bring on a case of the vapors.
Has never watched porn.
A Scoop of Vanilla - Nothing crazy, kinky, or too adventurous as far as she goes. A love maker and a proponent of the missionary position.
Fine with spooning, provided there is no intercrural nonsense or penetrative poppycock.
The bum area is a complete no-fly zone - Playland closes and the house lights come up at the first sign of ruckus around the rump.
Little Bit Country, Little Bit Rock n Roll - Pretty plain Jane except for some occasional Zinfandel-fueled sexcapades and some experimenting in college. Won’t be discussed outside the anonymity provided here.
Owns sexy lingerie, is a passionate and reciprocal lover, and an enthusiastic oral negotiator.
No major kinks or BDSM desires.
Not too comfortable with sexting or dirty talk, and may blush at, or avoid discussion about sex with mixed company.
Gave serious *bitchface* to the last person who spanked her ass unexpectedly.
Experienced - Knows her way around a peni and vagina and may have enjoyed the company of both, possibly at the same time, on occasion.
Has explored ideas and curiosities about sex.
Has tried a good number of things sexually, enough to know what she does and doesn’t enjoy.
Not opposed to kinky or anal sex, but enjoy these experiences on special occasions, with a deserving partner.
The experienced woman’s naked body has been captured with some sort of media - polaroid, camera phone, etc - and in all likelihood has been vigorously fapped to by a partner, remembering some sexual encounter.
Dirty Bird - A lascivious and passionate lover.
Not much is too taboo and the B-Hole is on par with nipples as far as being an erogenous zone.
There are more “appliances” in her nightstand drawer than under the kitchen sink.
She has, on more than one occasion, grabbed a handful of her lover’s hair and pulled his / her ear close to her mouth in order to clearly stipulate that they “FUCK” me/my ass/it, followed by some modifying adverb (harder, deeper, faster, before the elevator doors open, etc).
May have had to be reminded of lover’s name before embarking on morning walk-of-shame.
None of the Above - I just thought this was a thread about logging on to Lit Chat
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