how about handlebars??

[HUMPYPANTS]

hey all..with all the hype around the brazilian bikini wax craze..it got me to thinking..first i want to go to one of those tech courses they are advertising and earn my degree..mom will be so proud..then open my own salon..but then the other night it hit me while my face was buried in one of the thickest winter beards i ever encountered..espn classic was showing a old baseball game..as i pushed the wool away from my eyes,i saw rollie fingers pitching..i said that guy is on to some thing...i broke out my hedge clippers and 2 hefty bags later i had finished my masterpiece...i was staring at a perfect handlebar pussy mustache complete with waxed curls..i knelt down and gently pulled the curls and it spead her swollen clit open for me to smother for 2 hrs...fuck north and south!!east to west is by far the best...the possibilities are endless..the yosemitie sam..the sam elliot...the general custer..and the extreme zz top..it will not only be user friendly...it also is a conversation piece..i also am looking for volunteers in the nyc metro area to assist me in my research and development of this cutting edge grooming technology...screw brazil!!! this is american ingenuity at its peak..and the fact our presidents name is bush..makes it your patriotic duty girls!!! ask not what your cuntry can do for you..
ask what you can do for your cuntry!!! i think the answer is handlebars..what's yours?

 

[Chicklet]

lol

maybe you should write an essay about it = )

your little rant made me smile.

 

[the_bragis]

Hello Humpypants,

Your little rant made me smile too. You have a wicked sense of humor.

I think chicklet's right - you should expand this into an essay.

Alex (fem).