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I wouldn't even begin to tell you how much I spend each year on shoes. It probably tops the GDP of a small Caribbean country or two.

And (don't take this wrong) if you don't know that womens shoes cost $200 (or more), then you haven't shopped with a girl for shoes lately.

Go shopping? .........rofl oh noooo. Go shopping is an ordeal, go shopping with a woman? Do I look insane to you? ...actually don't answer that. I would rather walk bare footed on broken glass whilst dipping my nether regions in acid than go shopping with a girl. *shudders at the very idea*

And to any guys who do, well gentlemen you deserve a medal. A big shiny one with a pretty ribbon.
 
Go shopping? .........rofl oh noooo. Go shopping is an ordeal, go shopping with a woman? Do I look insane to you? ...actually don't answer that. I would rather walk bare footed on broken glass whilst dipping my nether regions in acid than go shopping with a girl. *shudders at the very idea*

And to any guys who do, well gentlemen you deserve a medal. A big shiny one with a pretty ribbon.

So your love life kinda stinks huh?
 
Me and my right hand are very happy together. No arguments in our long years together. ;)

I'm gonna give you some great advice for free. Take a girl shopping. We know if you have a lot of money to spend on us. If a dude is like that with me I won't break his bank. In fact I'll let him pick out a blouse or several for that matter that he wants to see on me. I'll try them on and it's fun and kinda intimate just between the two of you. In the end you might be shelling out for just one or maybe nothing at all and got to spend a few hours together making her feel good. Try it.
 
I'm gonna give you some great advice for free. Take a girl shopping. We know if you have a lot of money to spend on us. If a dude is like that with me I won't break his bank. In fact I'll let him pick out a blouse or several for that matter that he wants to see on me. I'll try them on and it's fun and kinda intimate just between the two of you. In the end you might be shelling out for just one or maybe nothing at all and got to spend a few hours together making her feel good. Try it.

Hmmm, I have a few nice stores around here. Want to shopping with me? ;)
 
I'm gonna give you some great advice for free. Take a girl shopping. We know if you have a lot of money to spend on us. If a dude is like that with me I won't break his bank. In fact I'll let him pick out a blouse or several for that matter that he wants to see on me. I'll try them on and it's fun and kinda intimate just between the two of you. In the end you might be shelling out for just one or maybe nothing at all and got to spend a few hours together making her feel good. Try it.

This is worthy advice. I take my wife out and do this all the time (it started when we were dating 22 years ago). She loves trying on clothes for me, even everyday stuff, so don't limit yourself to just bimbo attire. In the end, we buy the few items she likes best and go home. Then, the real fun begins!!! Shopping = foreplay!!!
 
I'm gonna give you some great advice for free. Take a girl shopping. We know if you have a lot of money to spend on us. If a dude is like that with me I won't break his bank. In fact I'll let him pick out a blouse or several for that matter that he wants to see on me. I'll try them on and it's fun and kinda intimate just between the two of you. In the end you might be shelling out for just one or maybe nothing at all and got to spend a few hours together making her feel good. Try it.



I'd rather he just gives me his Platinum card and send me on my merry way ... :)
 
I'm gonna give you some great advice for free. Take a girl shopping. We know if you have a lot of money to spend on us. If a dude is like that with me I won't break his bank. In fact I'll let him pick out a blouse or several for that matter that he wants to see on me. I'll try them on and it's fun and kinda intimate just between the two of you. In the end you might be shelling out for just one or maybe nothing at all and got to spend a few hours together making her feel good. Try it.

*narrows eyes*

Say wait a second. Are you suggesting I take YOU shopping. Because honestly if you are I'm legitimately scared :p
 
In Cyber City anything goes, the place where all the working girls hang out is the corner of Cyber and 69th street (where else?)

The rules of the corner
1) All Lit rules apply , age, subject and all.
2)Treat the girls with some respect, it’s a real person on the other end of the screen.
3)Don’t start stalking, if it’s a one time thing, enjoy it and move on.

How it works.
Girls- If you want to work the corner post a message on the thread saying your ‘working’ specify anything you want, hard limits and all that, prices too and preferred method of contact (I’d suggest PM first) PM, YIM, KIK or anything else you feel will be of help, maybe what kind of girl you are, high class or cheep.

Guys-Simple follow the rules the girl posts.
Looking forward to seeing you on the corner.

Stace xx

Nice idea. Is this thread still active though? It seems like it's been taken over by a lot of chatter.
 
Its still active. I'll be working later (7 hours) if you want to pm me your YIM you might get lucky

Stace x
 
Any ladies working tonight? I'd be more than willing to give up my card and go with you. As long as you don't mind "accidentally" flashing and showing your pussy to strangers all day.
 
You spent $200 on...on shoes?! *rubs his temples*

Shoes? ALL on shoes. $200 on...footwear? Are you crazy. So wait a second, are you saying the secret into a woman's panties is...through her feet? Ok, mind blown. Blood and brain matter covering my walls and couch.

Not all women.
I HATE buying shoes. It's almost a phobia with me.

I can't think of anything less sexy than shoe shopping.
 
Hi boys,

I'll be working in half an hour. pm me your YIM if you've got the cash. You might get lucky

Stace x
 
I don't require cash. Then again you would prolly get off cheaper if that's all it took to pay me.
 
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