Honey's thread...

[Honey123]

You must be a clockmaker...cause my pants have your face all over 'em.

lol

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Sure... but do you have the energy?"

 

[bashfull]

A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Sure... but do you have the energy?"

lol...

Excuse me...I just bet my friend that your lipstick taste like strawberry...mind helping me win?

 

[bashfull]

lol

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Hmmm...but you are googling these!

 

[Honey123]

Hmmm...but you are googling these!

Oh..come on...please let me??


Ok..here's one I have heard...


Him: So did it hurt?

Her: When?

Him: When you fell from heaven.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

lol...

Excuse me...I just bet my friend that your lipstick taste like strawberry...mind helping me win?

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Oh..come on...please let me??


Ok..here's one I have heard...


Him: So did it hurt?

Her: When?

Him: When you fell from heaven.

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

 

[Honey123]

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

I like that one!!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

And the ultimateliest chessiest line of all:

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

 

[woodnymph_O]

And the ultimateliest chessiest line of all:

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

HAHAHAHA that one made me smile today

 

[Honey123]

And the ultimateliest chessiest line of all:

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

LOL...

I love that one too!!!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

HAHAHAHA that one made me smile today

My, oh my... what a lovely AV you have there Nymph... (Sorry i've just posted all the pick-up lines I know so i'll have to just be myself)

 

[woodnymph_O]

My, oh my... what a lovely AV you have there Nymph... (Sorry i've just posted all the pick-up lines I know so i'll have to just be myself)

LMAO thats twice you made me laugh, and thanks for the blush that went with it , today I'm in a mood though so just over look me darlin

 

[bashfull]

My, oh my... what a lovely AV you have there Nymph... (Sorry i've just posted all the pick-up lines I know so i'll have to just be myself)

But we like you as you are, darlin'.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

LMAO thats twice you made me laugh, and thanks for the blush that went with it , today I'm in a mood though so just over look me darlin

(Shakes head slowly from side to side and licks lips provocatively...) Overlook you? That won't be possible i am sorry. Anything else you would rather request from me?

(Looks at Honey with disbelief) Honey, why have you not invited your friend over before?

 

[Boxlicker101]

And the ultimateliest chessiest line of all:

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

Here's a cheesier one: That sure is a nice shirt/dress/blouse/etc. I bet it would look a lot better lying in the floor by my bed.

 

[bashfull]

I love the way your hair looks...strewn across my pillow....

 

[woodnymph_O]

(Shakes head slowly from side to side and licks lips provocatively...) Overlook you? That won't be possible i am sorry. Anything else you would rather request from me?

(Looks at Honey with disbelief) Honey, why have you not invited your friend over before?

she knows I only pop in to gaze jealously at her butt and wish I had one to compare.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

But we like you as you are, darlin'.

What a sweet thing to say Talking of which... I havn't seen you around the orgasm thread lately... Medical problems?

 

[woodnymph_O]

Damn how did i miss such a thing as the orgasm thread

 

[Honey123]

she knows I only pop in to gaze jealously at her butt and wish I had one to compare.

I always thought the butt in your AV was yours...so, if anything, I get to gaze jealously at yours...as I am sure we all do

 

[Boxlicker101]

she knows I only pop in to gaze jealously at her butt and wish I had one to compare.

Nymphy, the last thing you shouold ever be is jealous of someone's butt.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Damn how did i miss such a thing as the orgasm thread

I present to you: (drumroll accompanied by a few pants... pant pant. )

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=386593

Not many venture into the GLBT... Yet all is welcome - cept the homophobic.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I always thought the butt in your AV was yours...so, if anything, I get to gaze jealously at yours...as I am sure we all do

I don't gaze jealously; I gaze lustfully. At yours too, Honey.

 

[bashfull]

Oh, did we lose Honey?

Perhaps she heard my face was leaving in 10 minutes and was rushing to be on it?

<groan> Can't believe I posted that line...