Homonyms

[TheJestersAdvocate]

right - direction, opposite of left
write- to scribe...the act of making markings/letters into a form of communication

 

[fantasyluvr]

taste- discover smethings flavor
taste- having class

 

[only_lj]

Pear - juicy fruit
Pair - two of something

 

[alspals69]

Race - the thing where ya run etc
Race - the one with people of differing creed type things

 

[joeys-game]

change- pocket money
change-to make a change

 

[only_lj]

Leaves - lots of the green things from trees.

Leaves - exits, walks out etc

 

[SecretLove69]

one - the number
won - to have been first over the finish line

two - the next number after One
too - also
to - in the direction of

four - number after Three
fore - term used in golfing
for - intended for or in favor of

nine - number before ten
nein - German word for "No"

 

[lovemonster]

shoo - to push someone away
shoe - what women can never have too many of

 

[lovemonster]

route - the direction you go on a journey
root - the base of plants and trees

 

[lovemonster]

loot - to steal
lute - a string instrument

 

[lovemonster]

waist - part of a person's figure
waste - stuff that's left over and thrown away

 

[lovemonster]

perch - where birds stand
perch - a type of fish

 

[lovemonster]

purse - a receptacle for coins
purse - a movement you make with your lips when you're displeased

 

[alspals69]

road - a place where you should ride your car

rode - what you did to her while you were parked up after riding your car into a very quiet place where you hoped you would not be overlooked

 

[SecretLove69]

ewes - more than one female sheep
use - to apply
yews - more than one yew tree

 

[alspals69]

choose - picking a nipple

chews -- what happens next ouch!!!

 

[lovemonster]

hale - healthy
hail - frozen rain

 

[lovemonster]

mail - letters
male - human being who thinks of sex every 20 seconds of the day

 

[SecretLove69]

Eunuchs - men unable to service all of humanity (and a good share of the braggers on Lit)

Unix operating system unable to serve all of humanity

 

[alspals69]

Eunuchs - men unable to service all of humanity (and a good share of the braggers on Lit)

Unix operating system unable to serve all of humanity

lol

wohooo a techie joke!

 

[lovemonster]

Pile - a stack of objects
Pyle - a town in Wales

 

[SecretLove69]

Sawed - cut timber
Sod - turf or, when combined with the word "off" - British vulgar slang to damn someone.

 

[lovemonster]

stile - A fence you climb over
style - what many men lack

 

[SecretLove69]

Seamen - sailors
Semen - the stuff that Al is trying to get every woman to take from him

 

[only_lj]

Hay - the stuff horses like
Hey - a friendly greeting