When I was a young guy in a very small, southern town, my uncle gave me what turned out to be a brilliant piece of advice.
He said, "Son, if you want to get laid ... go to church. There are a lot more girls there than at the DQ, and they're just as frustrated as you are. Best part is, they can go home afterward and tell their folks about the nice boy they met in church. You couldn't ask for better cover."
Now I haven't been to church in a whole lot of years, but I'll bet it's still good advice at any age.
So with that in mind, how about we create our own fund of great pickup lines for those we'd love to share the holy spirit with?
What? Of course I do, and here's one to start:
So also the tongue is a small member, yet it boasts of great things. How great a forest is set ablaze by such a small fire!
James 3:1-18
Can I get a witness?!!
He said, "Son, if you want to get laid ... go to church. There are a lot more girls there than at the DQ, and they're just as frustrated as you are. Best part is, they can go home afterward and tell their folks about the nice boy they met in church. You couldn't ask for better cover."
Now I haven't been to church in a whole lot of years, but I'll bet it's still good advice at any age.
So with that in mind, how about we create our own fund of great pickup lines for those we'd love to share the holy spirit with?
What? Of course I do, and here's one to start:
So also the tongue is a small member, yet it boasts of great things. How great a forest is set ablaze by such a small fire!
James 3:1-18
Can I get a witness?!!
