HOGs and Women

[TonyG]

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Why do so many women get all hot and bothered when they see a guy drive by riding a HOG? It doesn't seem to matter if the guy looks like he lives in the trash bin behind Wendy's as long as his bike is a HOG. Would this hold true for another brand of bike?

 

[Countess DeWinter]

nope it's gotta be a HOG! They look...I dunno, tougher. Those little crotch rockets just aren't the same.
I fucked a guy (no, we didn't date, I barely knew him. We just took a ride and fucked on the beach) who rode a Harley. He had a custom seat that allowed me to mold myself to his back and feel the vibrations very intensely. UN-FUCKING-FORGETABLE!!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Oh maybe some, but all don't....

Many would puke at that vision.

Like, likes like - usually.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

CD????

Did the guy have a big dick or a little dick - or medium.

Some of those Hogs'er just penile extensions, purchased for lack of pants packing.

That's why I drive a big car - little dick don't you know. I wear a big watch too - same reason. I ride a motorcycle (no it's not a hog - I don't find hogs worth the money) and I figure it's a dick thing too.

Uber Oz needs uber dick extensions.

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Spark, I understand what you're getting at a'la compensation, but this guy (still can't remember his name!!) was hung like the proverbial horse...

Shoot! I'm getting horney again and that's not a good state to be in whilst sitting in the library at school with MSN unavailable!!!!!

 

[April]

They don't do anything sexual for me, actually. Too bad for hubby! LOL I like how they look, but that's about it. It's really quite boring riding on the back of one. Not much to look at except the sides of the freeway, and the back of a helmet. Now, if I were the driver...well that's a different story!

BTW, nice pic Tony!

 

[Suzanne]

Tony_gam, your post seems just a little bit chauvinistic. Don't you know that some women just go buy their own hog to get all hot and bothered?

Yes, it's true, and I even wrote about it, with a little help from a friend ...

Harley Heaven Ch.1
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=2799

Harley Heaven Ch.2
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=2800

I'm Grease and my friend is Bunny. BTW, April, I know all about timing chains. Happened to me on a Toyota truck. Had to "lift" the engine to put a new one in. Despite that little incovenience, the Japenese do make the best trucks although U.S. of A makes the best scoots. I can't even imagine the embarrassment of admitting I owned a Kawasaki or other brand of Jap scrap.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I prefer a man who rides a BMW. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Gawd that's a sexy fucking bike. I'm getting wet, back to the bathroom again.

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I'd just about leave the Stud for this bike. OOOoooooooooooooh.

 

[April]

It's a good truck, but this shit happened to the car last year. Very fucking irritating!

Rice burner? Never!! HOG all the way! I'm in LOH, as well. We were gonna go to the ride in Cody this year, but are moving, so...

 

[Comshaw]

http://www.yamaha-motor.com/01motorsports/01mcy/01_mcy_images/250/01vm_blk_1_250.jpg[img] [img]http://www.yamaha-motor.com/01motorsports/01mcy/01_mcy_images/250/01vent_red_1_250.jpg[img] No Harley for me thank you. I'll go with the V-Max for power cruising and the Venture for long distance riding. Both v-fours shaft drives. Comshaw

 

[Todd]

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No Harley for me thank you. I'll go with the V-Max for power cruising and the Venture for long distance riding. Both v-fours shaft drives.
Comshaw

 

[Silverlily]

Well it looks like Comshaw and I are finally going to agree on something involving wheels.

No Harleys here either, I'll take a Ducati thank you.

Why do so many women get all hot and bothered when they see a guy drive by riding a HOG?

Never happens. Why? Because when I encounter a guy on a Harley, there is no way in heck he's going to be able to drive by me unless he takes the sidewalk.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

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This is why I'm selling my old cars and my current two wheeler.

Voted best all around motorcycle made by all the mags. Should have it by March.

Hope to see you on the road - if you can catch me.

To bad Laurel doesn't have a smiley face with bugs in it teeth.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

PS -

As good as a product like this may be - I always make it better - and I hate advertising.

So.... this baby will be stripped of all Come-and-suck-me logos and shit - it will be painted, alla Ducatti - semi-gloss dark gray/black - deep within the paint on the tank on either side, barely noticable will be a screaming skull.

I will stainless pipe and carbon fiber can the exhaust system and re-jet and modify the air filter/intake - I will upgrade the ignition - I will "go down 3 teeth" on the rear sprocket - and re-spring the front end.

That is all - I did this to my 750, which is a Zephyr and very much styled like this 1200R and it's so cool - most people (how would they know anyway) don't know what it is and ask. Motor heads that do know - alwasy ask about it.

I love my 750, I just want more power.

 

[Ambrosious]

2 words...

Moto Guzzi.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

When I hear a HOG rumbling by I get all hot. Rrrrruff, that is so damn sexy. Not interested in the bikers, just the bikes. One day I will have a fat boy between my legs, and happy to share it with any of you women who want a ride.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Ambro, have had two.....

A LeMans and Police model - preffered the police - but too slow for me now.

Loved my Norton the best so far - but not practical enough for riding everyday (although it was my only transportation for 2 years) I guess I'm getting old.

The Police Guzzi was very good for everydat but just not sporty enough - the LeMans? Too sporty, a bit harsh and again not fast enough. The new ones are pretty cool but way pricey.

My goal is comfort, reliability, sporty handeling, and uniques looks (this is why I customize) and I like all this for as few bucks as possible - they bike above, even after I customize it will cost way less than $9G's. The only Guzzi I'd consider is running near $15G's and the bike above would kill it.

 

[Ambrosious]

I had one

One Moto Guzzi-the 1000CC Cruiser that was an automatic, which was cool, back in 83. Also had a 74BMW R65/5. God, I loved those bikes. Used to cruise from Raleigh NC to Colombia SC on weekends.

Now I have a fucking Ford Aspire.