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Matthew Craig

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I fucked up, BIG time.. And was hoping you could give me some legal advice. It all started yesterday when i was out for a walk, i didn't use a designated crosswalk and crossed the street in pretty wooded area (there was a curve in the road too if that helps.) Anyways this car had to slow down and honked at me. I'm worried the driver is going to sue to cover the cost to their car battery from the honk. They actually stopped the vehicle and a woman stepped out, (mid twenties i think.) She said, and i quote.. "whoa there big boy, you mind giving me your number?" And i think she might have been angry because she kept biting her bottom lip. I told her "ok, i'm sorry." and she put it into her cell phone after i told her. But this is the part that really has me scared, she said.. "maybe you can give me some of that later.." and i think she was looking at my wallet. I said "I'll do my best.." but i really think she's going to sue my pants off, or milk me for all i got. What do you think i should do? Should i retain a lawyer just in case?
 
I ain't the one with my nose up matthew's ass hoping he'll give me a second chance, kantranni.

Telling your stupid ass to go back to where you came from would be like giving you permission to suck my dick, bitch.
 
Telling your stupid ass to go back to where you came from would be like giving you permission to suck my dick, bitch.

Why are you trannies so angry all the time?

Get some meds, figure yourself out. Not everybody is a degenerate like you, kantranni.
 
Men don't wear tampons.

Only confused little trannies do, kantranni.

So where is all this anger coming from? Matt dumping you really messed you up, didn't it?

Its not my fault your ass smells like a whorehouse, bitch.
 
There is just something inherently hilarious about a fella in lipstick and mascara hurling insults.


Campy shit. :D
 
Its not my fault your ass smells like a whorehouse, bitch.

Are these run of the mill tranny insults or something?

They sound like things a bunch of confused men dressed as women would hurl at each other.

Either way, I think matt still thinks you're a loser. ;)
 
Dear Lithouse,

I never thought it would happen to me, but I think a woman wants to milk me. I’m not sure what that means but here’s what happened. I was crossing a street and...
 
Nah, I didn’t run away. I’m just gonna leave y’all hanging. It seems like y’all are one insult shy of beating y’all’s meat.
 
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