hi

[adelf]

im new to this so how does it work ? hehe

 

[Mrtenant]

im new to this so how does it work ? hehe

take your clothes off, come over here, sit in my lap, and we'll see if something comes up?

Thats a good start. Wonder if anyone else has any ideas on how this works?

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

im new to this so how does it work ? hehe

I could help in deflowering you by stealing your cherry

 

[Mrtenant]

I could help in deflowering you by stealing your cherry

There's an idea, sounds YouTube worthy, can we add the Barney theme song to it?

 

[Mrtenant]

Spanks :caning: adelf for having the most awesomeists profile ever! I just love this.....guy....lets go change oil in the car together, or maybe we can pop popcorn in the microwave together....

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

There's an idea, sounds YouTube worthy, can we add the Barney theme song to it?

But Barney doesn't like that sort of thing, we can do what ever floats your boat though.

 

[Mrtenant]

Real Man Fairy Tales

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl

"Will you marry me?"

The girl said "NO"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went
hunting and fishing, played a lot of golf,
and drank beer and farted
whenever he wanted.

The End

 

[Mrtenant]

But Barney doesn't like that sort of thing, we can do what ever floats your boat though.

Oh yea? Boat floating today huh? I'm thinking that dressing like Barney and getting horizontal with you is sounding pretty good right now.

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Real Man Fairy Tales

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl

"Will you marry me?"

The girl said "NO"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went
hunting and fishing, played a lot of golf,
and drank beer and farted
whenever he wanted.

The End

And when the guy caught man-flu,
Thought he was dying,
He wished he'd married the girl,
To have someone crying,
But the girl crossed her arms,
And sauntered off, hips-to-sway,
Saying, "die you fucking tosser,
For blowing me away".



Best I could do to being a poet.


Oops....wrong sex.

 

[koalabear]

im new to this so how does it work ? hehe

have you dropped by personals for the free complimentary butt plug yet?

 

[Mrtenant]

have you dropped by personals for the free complimentary butt plug yet?

Hey!!! I missed out on that. Dammit no one told me! Grrrrrrrrr

 

[Mrtenant]

And when the guy caught man-flu,
Thought he was dying,
He wished he'd married the girl,
To have someone crying,
But the girl crossed her arms,
And sauntered off, hips-to-sway,
Saying, "die you fucking tosser,
For blowing me away".



Best I could do to being a poet.


Oops....wrong sex.

Dats purdy good BB, ....here have a fruitcake, my Aunt Betsy made it for me...http://yarntomato.com/images/misc/fruitcake.jpg

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Oh yea? Boat floating today huh? I'm thinking that dressing like Barney and getting horizontal with you is sounding pretty good right now.

I have a boat, do you? Let's go boating together and do the horizontal thing from one boat to another.

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Dats purdy good BB, ....here have a fruitcake, my Aunt Betsy made it for me...http://yarntomato.com/images/misc/fruitcake.jpg

That fruit cake real? Thanks but I don't really like fruits, they're not good for you like the Doc keeps saying...

 

[Mrtenant]

I have a boat, do you? Let's go boating together and do the horizontal thing from one boat to another.

yea last time I did that, someone got cute and tried to make a basketball player out of poor Mr.T one boat or the other, ...Yours since your offering....here I got a nice inflatable we can use as a lifepreserver....


*tearing open a condom package.....

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

have you dropped by personals for the free complimentary butt plug yet?

I could do with a butt plug, to stop these fekkers trying to stick their cocks in there while I'm sleeping, seriously, never disturb a sleeping bitch.

 

[koalabear]

I could do with a butt plug, to stop these fekkers trying to stick their cocks in there while I'm sleeping, seriously, never disturb a sleeping bitch.

they would just roll you over....

 

[Mrtenant]

I could do with a butt plug, to stop these fekkers trying to stick their cocks in there while I'm sleeping, seriously, never disturb a sleeping bitch.

In that case I'll just be spanking your butt with my cock, since there's no access

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

they would just roll you over....

Yes, they can do that or....

In that case I'll just be spanking your butt with my cock, since there's no access

....if you insist in entering through the back door, the least you can do is be polite and use the "cat"flap door to do it doggy styleee...you get me?

 

[Mrtenant]

Yes, they can do that or....




....if you insist in entering through the back door, the least you can do is be polite and use the "cat"flap door to do it doggy styleee...you get me?

polite is my middle name......excuse me, darling....holding the 'door' open for the lady,....then entering.....why thank you sweetheart, most gracious and accomodating of you on this short notice.....would you please reach under and tickle my balls a bit for me?....why thank you....you're too kind!

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

polite is my middle name......excuse me, darling....holding the 'door' open for the lady,....then entering.....why thank you sweetheart, most gracious and accomodating of you on this short notice.....would you please reach under and tickle my balls a bit for me?....why thank you....you're too kind!

I'll tickle your balls if you give me some condoms from that package.

 

[Mrtenant]

QUOTE=BodaciousBitch;36304550]I'll tickle your balls if you give me some condoms from that package.[/QUOTE]


Here we go honey, you know what to do with it,

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:IzFPzqs9AvXENM:http://static.flickr.com/1215/1198645720_4fdc416b36.jpg&t=1

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

QUOTE=BodaciousBitch;36304550]I'll tickle your balls if you give me some condoms from that package.

Here we go honey, you know what to do with it,

http://image30.webshots.com/30/8/22/50/2893822500084755851Rszrgi_ph.jpg[[/QUOTE]


Did you add an image? I can't access it (I can only see it as I go to quote it with a post).


Anyways: *takes the packet, tears open the packet, unrolls the condom, blows into it, makes a cock shape out of condom balloon*

 

[Mrtenant]

Here we go honey, you know what to do with it,

http://image30.webshots.com/30/8/22/50/2893822500084755851Rszrgi_ph.jpg[

Did you add an image? I can't access it (I can only see it as I go to quote it with a post).


Anyways: *takes the packet, tears open the packet, unrolls the condom, blows into it, makes a cock shape out of condom balloon* [/QUOTE]


shhhhhhhhhh not in front of everybody, ( men don' like to be told it can't be seen, even if it is true )

boob grope,

 

[koalabear]

Here we go honey, you know what to do with it,

http://image30.webshots.com/30/8/22/50/2893822500084755851Rszrgi_ph.jpg

Did you add an image? I can't access it (I can only see it as I go to quote it with a post).


Anyways: *takes the packet, tears open the packet, unrolls the condom, blows into it, makes a cock shape out of condom balloon*
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn233/koalabear_photo/ththcodom.gif