Hey, you guys?
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pensivepoet
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Elizabeth~yes
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Elizabeth could kick Hil's ass
Bill kicked Bob's ass
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Elizabeth could kick Hil's ass
Bill kicked Bob's ass
pensivepoet
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I'm pretty sure he was dead when he ran.
If you look close, you can see the wires and strings during the debates.
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Dole is still alive?
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"Cool Story Bro" Time!
Starring Elizabeth Dole, RobDownSouth, and a guy in a chicken suit
Twas one of the most surreal moments in my life....I was doing a consulting assignment in the suburbs of Durham, North Carolina. Got off the plane on a Monday morning, picked up the rental car, and drove to the Durham Hilton, where I'd be staying.
Got my bags out of the trunk, I'm walking across the parking lot, and coming at me...at a dead run...is Senate candidate Elizabeth Dole and two or three of her handlers. She's holding a pair of high heels in her hand, running barefoot.
About 50 yards behind her is a guy in a chicken suit, stumbling to keep up, carrying a sign that says "Why is Libby Dole too chicken to debate"?
There is a news crew desperately trying to film this tableau maybe 200 yards behind the scrum.
Anyway, Team Dole streaks by me like prospective Olympians, jump into a red Cadillac, and almost-but-not-quite burn rubber out of the parking lot.
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pete
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As president, will you provide everyone with someone to have an orgasm with? That would make the world a better place. I mean, it may be that everyone does start the day with a orgasm.... of course, most of them deny it, deny masturbating.
In other words, of course I'll vote for you Jezzi. You need a campaign slogan. I'm thinking of a variation on "a chicken in every pot."
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Ummm. No.
I would teach masturbation in sex Ed so teens know that orgasm is okay. Not taboo and not something to be ashamed of. I think teen pregnancy rates would drop!
By the way, what's wrong with masturbation? I am a huge fan.
Ummm. No.
I would teach masturbation in sex Ed so teens know that orgasm is okay. Not taboo and not something to be ashamed of. I think teen pregnancy rates would drop!
By the way, what's wrong with masturbation? I am a huge fan.
Nothing! I'm a fan myself. My point is that there are people who do think something is wrong with self-pleasuring. And I agree with teaching it in sex ed (there you'd get a lot of resistance from parents and prudes!)
But masturbation is my second choice. It's nice to have company in the morning, isn't it?
