Hey, you filthy queers and other perverts!

[Peregrinator]

Listen up now, fags, dykes, freaks, whoever:



CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pointless]

what a terrible color scheme.

 

[Peregrinator]

what a terrible color scheme.

Took forever. I got bored in the middle.

 

[phrodeau]

It's Kama Sutra Time!

 

[pointless]

Took forever. I got bored in the middle.

understandable. someone should beat laurel until she comes up with a rainbow option.

also, in few minutes i will celebrate by masturbating to gay porn.

or lesbian porn.

or both. we'll see where the mood takes me.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Took forever. I got bored in the middle.

It made me throw up in my mouth a little.

 

[Farrah]

I was just trying to figure out how to celebrate. I'm not sure why I didn't think of masturbating to queer porn on my own.

 

[Peregrinator]

understandable. someone should beat laurel until she comes up with a rainbow option.

also, in few minutes i will celebrate by masturbating to gay porn.

or lesbian porn.

or both. we'll see where the mood takes me.

She might like that. I might go find a man to smooch. Of course, in 45 minutes, I'm having a tooth pulled, so what will probably happen is that I'll come home and sleep off the anesthetics while waiting for my heteronormal marriage to spontaneously explode under the queer onslaught, now that we no longer have the feds to protect us from other people being in love and getting treated like human beings.

 

[KRCummings]

The Prop 8 thing doesn't seem like much of a victory although I see the news saying the decision is "historic." They chickened out.

 

[Peregrinator]

The Prop 8 thing doesn't seem like much of a victory although I see the news saying the decision is "historic." They chickened out.

Well, they were afraid straight people would run off to...I dunno, some Puritannical place or something.

 

[Wrong Element]

My perversions were already constitutionally protected, but I appreciate the sentiment anyway.

 

[beetlebum]

afterparty in my pants, guys

 

[doctor_insanus]

So can I marry a dog now or what, goddamnit?

 

[KRCummings]

So can I marry a dog now or what, goddamnit?

I married one a couple decades ago. Never knew there was a law against it. Does this mean I can kick him out?

 

[doctor_insanus]

I married one a couple decades ago. Never knew there was a law against it. Does this mean I can kick him out?

Two decades? Talk about being on the cutting edge!

I dunno. You may be stuck with him now.

 

[pointless]

I was just trying to figure out how to celebrate. I'm not sure why I didn't think of masturbating to queer porn on my own.

because i'm just awesomer than you. it's no big deal.

She might like that. I might go find a man to smooch. Of course, in 45 minutes, I'm having a tooth pulled, so what will probably happen is that I'll come home and sleep off the anesthetics while waiting for my heteronormal marriage to spontaneously explode under the queer onslaught, now that we no longer have the feds to protect us from other people being in love and getting treated like human beings.

mmm, queer onslaught.

 

[richard_daily]

This is a slippery slope. Now it's only a matter of time before ishmale can marry his sheep.

 

[Peregrinator]

So can I marry a dog now or what, goddamnit?

Common law...

 

[girlsmiley]

afterparty in my pants, guys

Sweeeeeet.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Sweeeeeet.

Check out the Google search after you type "fag" ...it is Fabulous!

 

[Peregrinator]

Check out the Google search after you type "fag" ...it is Fabulous!

Nothing happened...

 

[RobDownSouth]

Check out the Google search after you type "fag" ...it is Fabulous!

It shows your picture. Big deal.

 

[Sean]

Nothing happened...

If you type "gay" the search box comes up rainbow coloured. Ish's whelp, however, so obviously conflates the pejorative "fag" with "gay" that that's what he typed.

 

[Peregrinator]

If you type "gay" the search box comes up rainbow coloured. Ish's whelp, however, so obviously conflates the pejorative "fag" with "gay" that that's what he typed.

Ah, I see. Bit of a tell, there, I guess.

 

[islandman]

If you type "gay" the search box comes up rainbow coloured. Ish's whelp, however, so obviously conflates the pejorative "fag" with "gay" that that's what he typed.

ffs...