Hey guys, need a stalker to spy on your perfect woman...

[Bindii]

As the add say's;

She is your DREAM WIFE.
You've found success; you drive an expensive car, own a mansion, and have money to burn. On top of all this, you're fairly young, you work out, and can make witty remarks. But you haven't found your dream wife yet. The women you date don't live up to your image of the ideal woman.

You've seen her, though. Maybe you've noticed her in a restaurant, or in the lobby of a hotel. Maybe you passed her on the sidewalk a few months ago. Then again, maybe you have yet to catch a glimpse of her.

So what now?

You won't meet her via the classifieds or a dating agency, because her kind don't go there. You can't just walk up to her and utter some silly pick-up line, because she'd rightly despise you if you did. Even if you do have the good fortune to meet her at a wedding or a business meeting, you'll be disappointed to find out that she's already with someone else. It would be useless anyway; guys are hitting on girls like her all the time.

What's left? You aren't some law-breaking psycho. You can't STALK her.

But WE CAN.

Their prices are a tad high though......

Have a look

http://www.coincidencedesign.com/

Are they for real or what???

 

[brotherbig1984]

Wow!

They sound fairly real- which is weird I can think of a lot of ladies I would like to be trapped in an elevator with, but having some company "arrange" it for me would be just too bizarre.

 

[Lady Violet]

I took a look at the site and I agree with brother big, they look legit. Maybe we ought to test it and send someone from lit to check it out!?! lol

Seriously, it would freak me out knowing someone was watching me, learning everything about me and then playing with the fates by trying to match me up with this "guy".

AND!!! just how do we know these privite eyes arent the actual stalkers!?

 

[Shockdoctor]

I heard about this on the radio the other day. I think any person that would use a service like that is just plain pathetic.

I believe what they do is get you all kinds of info on the woman you want to date, so you know all her likes and dislikes, etc. Then they arrange a "chance" meeting and you are supposed to use all of the info they gave you about her to get her to date you. They even have people there when you meet her to try to keep you from screwing it up. It's just one gigantic lie to get a date. You have to pretend you accidentally bumped into her, that you just happen to have the exact same interests, you can never tell her you had her followed, it's just stupid. Come on, how many woman are going to think it was sweet or romantic that you had her stalked? I'm thinking none....

Ok, I'm done ranting now.

 

[VanB]

Pathetic

What sort of social retard would you have to be to use a service like this?

Not only that but I could handle a shit load of rejection for $78,000

 

[Jersey Citizen]

Capitalism Rools!

Truth, Justice & the American way. Alright, just the American way. Why couldn't I have an idea like this?