Hey Blob, suck on my passport

[ChinaBandit]

No.

Not everyone's is this big.

In fact, I've never seen a bigger US one. There are 3 page additions. You are only allowed two in most cases. I managed a third one.

Enjoy your small town, nowhere, life. Douche bag! Pathetic piece of shit.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Mine is like a credit card now...

 

[ChinaBandit]

Blob called me a fucking liar.

Why in the world would anyone lie to faceless people on this site?

Like you, I'm far too successful for that "insane" validation. I am here for fun!

I'll post the fucker page-by-page if anyone asks.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

I think you could have had more fun with it...




Isn't Blob just Flat5 trying to outrun his shctick? Again?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Blob called me a fucking liar.

Why in the world would anyone lie to faceless people on this site?

Like you, I'm far too successful for that "insane" validation. I am here for fun!

I'll post the fucker page-by-page if anyone asks.

Okay, go for it.

 

[blobfish]

So? Anyone could buy an old passport on eBay. You have some nice props to support your fantasy, Marco Polo. Maybe you can bring us all back some spaghetti after your next dream voyage.

 

[Berries_n_cream]

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=42269443&postcount=42 Thank you.

 

[ChinaBandit]

Okay, go for it.

Supplemental pages H & I...

 

[blobfish]

I can see that the old Chinese Firewall doesn't block your access to Google. That's probably because you're posting from Georgia. The state, not the former Soviet republic.

 

[ChinaBandit]

So? Anyone could buy an old passport on eBay. You have some nice props to support your fantasy, Marco Polo. Maybe you can bring us all back some spaghetti after your next dream voyage.

Yeah.

There are heaps of old passports for sale on eBay. I suppose I could have bought one with a PRC exit date of October 8, 2012 since it would have expired on the 9th and gone on sale immediately.

Would you like a photo of the re-entry date of October 12, 2012?

Of course, it's the 18th now. Then again, I really move fast on eBay.

You really are looking like an asshole now.

It's obvious to everyone, but you...

Also, your iPhone pics are geo-tagged. Bert figured that out. Your too stupid to.

 

[blobfish]

Yeah.

There are heaps of old passports for sale on eBay. I suppose I could have bought one with a PRC exit date of October 8, 2012 since it would have expired on the 9th and gone on sale immediately.

Would you like a photo of the re-entry date of October 12, 2012?

Of course, it's the 18th now. Then again, I really move fast on eBay.

You really are looking like an asshole now.

It's obvious to everyone, but you...

Also, your iPhone pics are geo-tagged. Bert figured that out. Your too stupid to.

Who cares? Anyone can come and get me at anytime if they want. Here's my address:

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Have at it! It might be a difficult voyage, were you actually in China.

 

[blobfish]

Also, it's "you're" and "too". Apparently, your housekeeper isn't the only illiterate person.

 

[slave_]

Why in the world would anyone lie to faceless people on this site?
.

You'd be surprised how many people do! I don't understand why. If someone is trying to make themselves something they are not to make themselves look better, how does that work when the accolades they receive are based on lies? I would think the stroking they were receiving would fall flat because it is not real, but it seems they don't care.

Then there's the special person who contradicts themselves depending on who they are communicating with.

I think these are people who are missing something from their life and are trying to fill it here. Sad really.

 

[ChinaBandit]

Who cares? Anyone can come and get me at anytime if they want. Here's my address:

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Have at it! It might be a difficult voyage, were you actually in China.

This isn't my fault. You called me a liar. Why? Is my situation impossible to conceive? Not really. Anyway, I resent it. I've gone out of my way to prove you wrong. Let others judge the evidence presented, if they give a shit.

 

[blobfish]

This isn't my fault. You called me a liar. Why? Is my situation impossible to conceive? Not really. Anyway, I resent it. I've gone out of my way to prove you wrong. Let others judge the evidence presented, if they give a shit.

Who gives a fuck what I think? In the future, try not to be so self-conscious. It's telling.

 

[ChinaBandit]

Who gives a fuck what I think? In the future, try not to be so self-conscious. It's telling.

I don't like being called a liar.

Were we together somewhere, anywhere, it would be an issue.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Let others judge the evidence presented, if they give a shit.

It seems very plausible to me. I don't see how anyone could produce recent date stamps like that on such short notice.

This, on the other hand:

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...does not.

There's no structure at this address.

 

[blobfish]

It seems very plausible to me. I don't see how anyone could produce recent date stamps like that on such short notice.

This, on the other hand: ...does not.

There's no structure at this address.

Yeah, I just made it up. What kind of idiot posts shit like that online?

 

[blobfish]

I don't like being called a liar.

Were we together somewhere, anywhere, it would be an issue.

Calm down, Yul Brynner. I doubt your maid has much of a right hook.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I believe him... of course I believe all you fuckers till proving a liar. I am a sucker like that.

and the photos he posted are a cherry on top....

Hell, I believed VBM was a Pilot in Dubai and Grace was a hot. I need to reevaluate my trust in you fuckers......

 

[Byron In Exile]

Yeah, I just made it up. What kind of idiot posts shit like that online?

Actually, now that LT doesn't post anymore, it probably doesn't matter.

I might have sent you a Christmas card.

 

[blobfish]

Actually, now that LT doesn't post anymore, it probably doesn't matter.

I might have sent you a Christmas card.

I would have been personally offended. I only accept Saturnalia cards.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I would have been personally offended. I only accept Saturnalia cards.

Good to know!

I learned something on Lit this morning!

 

[TonyClifton]

For some reason, this thread reminds me of the movie, "Mexican Leaf Blowers From Mars."

 

[trysail]

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That's a scary thing to see.