Here's a challenge for all you authors!

[cward2]

Here's a challenge for all you authors out there. Write a short story with less than 60 words.
You can write anything you want, so long as its 60 words or less.
My effort is below. Its 59 words exactly.

Green Fingers

I woke up to discover my sunflower munching on my cat.
“Bad sunflower!” I cried out, as the last trace of his ginger tail slowly disappeared from view. Its yellow petals bowed in shame as I spoke.
“But if you think that’s bad…” I thought as my hand stroked the black and white photo of my husband.

 

[oggbashan]

Been there...

These are in my so-called poetry...

FIFTY WORD FANTASIES

Fifty Word Facesit
I struggle vainly, bound by her bra and pantyhose. She straddles
my legs, slides up my body. White panties flash, her grey skirt
covers me in scented darkness. Warm damp cotton brushes my nose,
covers mouth. Her legs wrap my head, pulling my face deep. "Pay
rise now!" she insists.

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Fifty Word Femdom
Her black-booted foot pressed my chest. Cautiously I looked up her
leather-corseted body to the stern face. I winced as the lash trailed
across my shuddering skin. "Beg forgiveness, slave!" she ordered.
Helpless, I cringed as she frowned at my bound body. Then she winked.
The pantomine rehearsal was going well.

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Fifty Word HOM
I slept in our tent cocooned in my sleeping bag. My wife's body
slammed across my shoulders, pinning me helpless. Her
black-gloved hand wrapped my mouth silent. Silk-clad fingers
clamped my nostrils tight. "Look at that bitch again," she hissed
"and you stop breathing forever." Breath-starved, I lose
consciousness again.

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Fifty Word Scarfing
Her interesting neighbour was noisily drunk every Saturday. She
acted. She opened her door, pulled in, pushed him in her deep
settee. He reached out. She scarfed his wrists. He protested. She
scarfed his mouth, tied legs. She stripped him slowly and scarfed
tightly. Now he is interested in her.

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Fifty Word Unbirth
She grimaced with effort as his shoulders followed legs and hips
inside her. She paused, looking at his head protruding from her
sex. Eyes pleaded above covered mouth. She braced for the final
pull. "Next time, pay my alimony on time or you will stay
inside." Some ex-wives are vindictive.

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Copyright Oggbashan November 2002
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author
of this work.

This is a work of fiction. The events described here are
imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not
intended to represent specific places or living persons.

Fifty5 Version 001 20 November 2002
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Og

 

[oggbashan]

Oops.

I think I killed this thread.

Anyone want to give it the kiss of life?

Og

 

[TxRad]

I think I killed this thread.

Anyone want to give it the kiss of life?

Og

I'd love to but it takes me 50 words just to get "Chapter One" out....

I'm a little long winded....

 

[Guest]

“Come on, you know you want me.” She batted her eyes and did her best to look cuter than she was.

“No. No I don’t.” I said, not even giving her the courtesy of a glance in her direction.

By the time I wiped the beer out of my eyes she was gone.

Good riddance.

 

[NoJo]

Here's a challenge for all you authors out there. Write a short story with less than 60 words.
You can write anything you want, so long as its 60 words or less.
My effort is below. Its 59 words exactly.

Green Fingers

I woke up to discover my sunflower munching on my cat.
“Bad sunflower!” I cried out, as the last trace of his ginger tail slowly disappeared from view. Its yellow petals bowed in shame as I spoke.
“But if you think that’s bad…” I thought as my hand stroked the black and white photo of my husband.

I like this story, cward2. Seeing as you have a spare word, I couldnt resist improving it.

Green Fingers

I woke up to discover my sunflower munching on my cat.
“Bad sunflower!” I cried out, as the last trace of his ginger tail slowly disappeared from view. Its yellow petals bowed in shame as I spoke.
“But if you think that’s bad…” I thought as my hand stroked the black and white photo of my oaken reaction.

 

[TheEarl]

Tears flowed freely down my cheeks as I shook my head. "I don't know anything. I came home and he was..."

The policeman offered awkward comfort, then walked away. I kept my head bent, hiding the smirk that stole onto my face, and wondered when his will would be read.


50 on the dot.

The Earl

 

[TheEarl]

Really good idea cward. Welcome to the AH; with ideas like that you'll be a firm favourite.

The Earl

 

[logophile]

Pushing with more power than any woman ever knew she possessed, she brought her baby forth from the depths of herself. Looking down on her creation, she saw their whole life in flash form; suckling, sleeping, toddling, schooling, arguing, parting and rejoining in time to spend her baby’s adult years as best friends. She was so proud.

57 words.

 

[McKenna]

He told me to bend over and grab hold of the bar. I did as I was told. When he told me to give it a good yank, I was perplexed? Right or left?

Left, of course.

Thankfully the lug nut came loose with very little resistance.

 

[TheEarl]

Bumpy goodness.

The Earl

 

[NoJo]

Fifty words, fifty words...

No, it was impossible. How can a story be told in so few words?

He stared at the blank paper, popped another gum into his mouth.

Finally, with his damp middle fingers, he tentatively typed a beginning:

“Fifty words, fifty words...

No, it was impossible.”

 

[logophile]

Here's a challenge for all you authors out there. Write a short story with less than 60 words.
You can write anything you want, so long as its 60 words or less.

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The challenge is 60 words, yes?

 

[impressive]

I've quite a few poems that would certainly qualify.

 

[TheEarl]

Fifty words, fifty words...

No, it was impossible. How can a story be told in so few words?

He stared at the blank paper, popped another gum into his mouth.

Finally, with his damp middle fingers, he tentatively typed a beginning:

“Fifty words, fifty words...

No, it was impossible.”

Do not start on recursion after the day I've had. Not nice!

The Earl

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Benny was dead. Deader than a doornail. Deader than disco. Dead. It wasn’t suicide; Benny loved himself too goddamn much. Probably something stupid.

“Who’s this guy again?”

Couldn’t say he's the only guy I ever loved and give away my shallow secrets.

“Best friend for six months.”

“That’s all? You barely knew him,”

“I didn’t know him at all.”

 

[RhymeFairy]

pouring through me,
like wine through a
sieve. I feel him all
around, nefarious
melting, liquidates
my juicy mound.
taking breathless
pants, as he flicks
my tight cherry
nipples. puddling
wetness, streams
down, downy
soft thighs.
coursing a map,
on weathered
roads, of
lonesomes
highway ~

 

[oggbashan]

Adam struggled against the pantyhose tying him so securely to the bed. It had been his fantasy. Helen hadn't been enthusiastic. After several vodka cocktails she had reluctantly consented. "If that's what you really want..." The panties stuffing his mouth were her idea. Once he was helpless, she weaved her way to the spare room for an uninterrupted night.

60 words

 

[fifty5]

The big man sat at the table in the pub, lifted the cake onto his head and looked round.

Later he did it again, but that was a different pub!

Yorkshire, then England, so why not Scotland too?

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Less than 40 words, but then it's all in the sub-text...

Maybe you had to be there.

 

[conehead269]

facesitting

i asked my wife to sit on my face . and to my surprise , she said ok . we went up to the bedroom i laid down , she came up with rope and a belt. after tieing me up , and disrobing she kneeled over my face , said your going out , and sat and did not get up till i went out .