Help!!

[Guest]

Hey peoples,,I need some advice,there is this girl i no,she is really really beautiful and i dont think i can get a girl like her,,but the other day she was standing behind me and someone pushed her into me and her breasts where rubbing up against my back,,and she didnt move for a while,,then she did,and she always looks at me,well not always but you no,

What Should i DO????

 

[Siren]

What is your age please?

 

[Orlanth]

Use your brain to think.

 

[Angel]

I have a cousin named Brian. He's not too good at thinking though.

 

[Mensa]

Hey peoples,,I need some advice,there is this girl i no,she is really really beautiful and i dont think i can get a girl like her,,but the other day she was standing behind me and someone pushed her into me and her breasts where rubbing up against my back,,and she didnt move for a while,,then she did,and she always looks at me,well not always but you no,

What Should i DO????

Arrange to meet with her in English class.

 

[Laurel]

I have a cousin named Brian. He's not too good at thinking though.

What about those of us that don't have a Brian?

 

[Siren]

Laurel, in the immortal words of the Scarecrow

 

[Orlanth]

What about those of us that don't have a Brian?

Are you just a pair of breast on legs then?

 

[Angel]

What about those of us that don't have a Brian?

You can borrow my Brian. He's 20, really big and can play hockey like a champ. He can almost out drink me too.

When you give him back please be sure to keep his girlfriend, She's pretty annoying.

 

[Laurel]

Are you just a pair of breast on legs then?

Ankles and toes, that's it. Hard to type.

 

[Orlanth]

Ankles and toes, that's it. Hard to type.

Oh, my mistake. Breasts, ankles and toes on legs.

 

[Mensa]

And take Snuggle Bunny with you.

Use your brian to think.

Hey, SB, do you detect something wrong here? If you only look at the BIG PICTURE, you can sometimes miss minor details.

 

[Siren]

hey Mens-o

 

[Orlanth]

I spelled it wrong I know.

 

[Laurel]

You can borrow my Brian. He's 20, really big and can play hockey like a champ. He can almost out drink me too.

When you give him back please be sure to keep his girlfriend, She's pretty annoying.

Thanks! But I'm not keeping the annoying girlfriend. I already have one ultra-annoying female in my life. Maybe we can work out a trade...?

 

[Mensa]

Good man!!

I spelled it wrong I know.

 

[Angel]

Thanks! But I'm not keeping the annoying girlfriend. I already have one ultra-annoying female in my life. Maybe we can work out a trade...?

Maybe we can give her to a Male Member of Lit? She definitely ain't a Brian, nor does she posess a Brain, but she has a twat and she's cute.

 

[Orlanth]

Re: Good man!!

 

[Orlanth]

Damn it, Angel. You did it again. LOL

 

[Angel]

Yeah Yeah. I'll shut up now.

 

[Orlanth]

LOL

 

[Mensa]

How does she do it?

Look out for Angel, she keeps jumping the queue.

 

[Always]

Hey peoples,,I need some advice,there is this girl i no,she is really really beautiful and i dont think i can get a girl like her,,but the other day she was standing behind me and someone pushed her into me and her breasts where rubbing up against my back,,and she didnt move for a while,,then she did,and she always looks at me,well not always but you no,

What Should i DO????

Poor Skrapz. they butchered your thread. Ask her out in private, the worst she can do is say no. If you think she's worth it, then you'll do it. good luck!

 

[Orlanth]

I think he should ask her out in Lunch break, before class.