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NiceGuy8198

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I am sexually frustrated. At this point I'm willing to do almost anything. Can anyone help me?

J.
 
Fire fire fire!!!

I was just about to call the paramedics and the fire dept. Phew, good to know it's not a real emergency!
 
EroticRomanticMan said:
By sandwich do you mean that you will be the filling and two men will be the bread?
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No more like-no mayo, only mustard please, no roast beef unless it's well done, dry any ham slices so the bread doesn't get soggy, iceberg, but not the bitter yellow parts, tomatoes but only if not hothouse, onions-never, well ok but only if there is no more kissing, white bread, good quality and put it on a nice plate.

That kind
 
Iceprincess12 said:
No more like-no mayo, only mustard please, no roast beef unless it's well done, dry any ham slices so the bread doesn't get soggy, iceberg, but not the bitter yellow parts, tomatoes but only if not hothouse, onions-never, well ok but only if there is no more kissing, white bread, good quality and put it on a nice plate.

That kind
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You're not to particular when it come to sandwiches are you?
 
jasonmason said:
You're not to particular when it come to sandwiches are you?
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No way! Just throw it together and I will eat it (not really)

Aww, poor nice guy logged. I guess we didn't help. I thought sandwiches made guys hot...or was that sex, hmmm.
 
The food pleasure center of the brain and the sex pleasure of the brain must be close together. Words like spread, bite, hard salami, roll, tuna melt all make me both horny and hungry.
 
NiceGuy8198 said:
I am sexually frustrated. At this point I'm willing to do almost anything. Can anyone help me?

J.
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Stop self identifying as a "nice guy." Stop doing things that so called "nice guys" do.

Women do not like assholes although it looks like they do. What they like less than assholes are clingy guys. Nice guys are clingy. If you make them feel like you are "too nice" to risk hurting your feelings they will opt to not engage with you on a sexual level.

You think of yourself as a nice guy and it irritates women greatly. They wait and wonder when you are going to finally get the balls to actually declare your sexual interest. By the time you finally do (if ever) they have already decided to take a pass. Hanging around "being the friend" waiting for some woman to notice what a nice guy you are is rude. Don't do that. Friendship with a vague hope that something sexual might happen is disingenuous.

If you have a sexual interest declare it. You don't behave the way you do with these women with male friends. You do not pass out obsequious little compliments, you do not do them favors with no return you do not buy them thoughtful little gifts.

Be bold, open your mouth, talk to everyone. Act as if you assume that they might very well be interested until they indicate otherwise. No one ever sold anything without making the pitch.
 
So IP, should I read this as you WILL make me that sandwich after? you bring me that sandwich and you will be getting gifts, and more visits from me. :devil:
 
coacheric said:
So IP, should I read this as you WILL make me that sandwich after? you bring me that sandwich and you will be getting gifts, and more visits from me. :devil:
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Well to be fair it was a one-time deal for the orginal poster, but since he is gone...that offer expired.

You love bananas anyway :)
 
Conager said:
Stop self identifying as a "nice guy." Stop doing things that so called "nice guys" do.

Women do not like assholes although it looks like they do. What they like less than assholes are clingy guys. Nice guys are clingy. If you make them feel like you are "too nice" to risk hurting your feelings they will opt to not engage with you on a sexual level.

You think of yourself as a nice guy and it irritates women greatly. They wait and wonder when you are going to finally get the balls to actually declare your sexual interest. By the time you finally do (if ever) they have already decided to take a pass. Hanging around "being the friend" waiting for some woman to notice what a nice guy you are is rude. Don't do that. Friendship with a vague hope that something sexual might happen is disingenuous.

If you have a sexual interest declare it. You don't behave the way you do with these women with male friends. You do not pass out obsequious little compliments, you do not do them favors with no return you do not buy them thoughtful little gifts.

Be bold, open your mouth, talk to everyone. Act as if you assume that they might very well be interested until they indicate otherwise. No one ever sold anything without making the pitch.
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I don't know this guy, but he must not be nice haha!
 
He may be right though. I consider myself a nice guy and I'm not beating the ladies off with a stick. I do some beating off but not with a stick!
 
NiceGuy8198 said:
I am sexually frustrated. At this point I'm willing to do almost anything. Can anyone help me?

J.
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I can give you links to guides on proper masturbation and refer to you to Literotica's story section.

Beyond that, perhaps you could consider that, maybe, you need to put work into actual relationships with people instead of focusing on your libido?
 
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