Help with a children's book title

[Saint Peter]

Nora knows everything. Nora knows why Teflon sticks to the pan. Nora can calculate the mass of the sun. Nora is King of the Shitbirds. Rock on Nora baby.

 

[sunstruck]

She does rock. It's undeniable.

 

[Saint Peter]

Sunstruck has cool sweaters. And thick socks. And big super hero boobs that require jogging bras made of alloys unknown to earthlings.

 

[Eumenides]

OMG! One of my students is doing that story at contest! What a kawinkidink.

 

[Nora]

wait, huh? what? *blinks*

Nora knows how to use a browser, Peteypie. That's it. lol But thanks!

and thank you, sunstruck! You rock most mightily yourself!

And i'll get off my "kids books you gotta read" kick now. As long as you promise to read that one and the "green sky series" (I though it was called the root series, but it's not) by Zilpha Keatley Snyder. *nodsnods*

 

[sunstruck]

LMAO!

When I got married the neckline of my dress barely sat on my shoulders. Almost off the shoulder, but not. So of course I had to get a strapless bra. I went for a bustier and in my cup size...lol well the cups were so dense and thick we called it the bullett proof bra. lol My attendents did this whole skit of pretending to punch me in the boob and flying into walls. We were laughing so hard we almost missed the music cue. lmao

 

[Nora]

ROTF! I have one of those for under my wedding dress, Sunstruck! It's a HOOT!

Okies, g'night campers!

 

[Saint Peter]

I always cry at weddings.

 

[sunstruck]

I always cry at weddings.

Not at mine.

We got married in my parent's backyard. Now, at the end of their property are tracks for the Cape Cod railroad. About 500 yards from the back door. You can barely see them through the trees, but when the train comes through, you HEAR it. lol

So we joked about it going by in the middle of the ceremony. Even called to get the schedule months ahead to make sure it wouldn't. Sure enough right as I'm saying my vows, here come da train.

Hubby and I went right into pantomime. Pretending we were saying the most romantic things ever and making dramatic arm jestures. VERY campy! lmao When the train past everyone was cracking up.

This was of course after my famous walk down the isle, when I get to the end and hear the "jingle jingle" of my dog's tags. She followed my down the isle and sat on my train. lmao

 

[Saint Peter]

I can only remeber the sound of the shotgun loading a shell into the chamber.

 

[sunstruck]

I can only remeber the sound of the shotgun loading a shell into the chamber.

LOL But you don't have kids.

 

[Saint Peter]

LOL But you don't have kids.

* SaintPeter bows down and thanks the Good Lord for that *