Help! Spider!

[Stella_Omega]

It was LOOKING at me... with all those EYES! Just sitting there LOOKING at me...

You are worth looking at, you know. Can't blame it for that.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

That image is over twice the size that it should be, by the way.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

That image is over twice the size that it should be, by the way.

yeah ok but even HALF that size is scary!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

yeah ok but even HALF that size is scary!

Actually, taking a measuring device up to the screen, I'm getting over three times actual size. And adjusting the image itself reveales that it is 30% the size of the original image.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c65/theegoatpig/wolfspider.jpg

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Still!!


*shudder*

DH just sent me this:

For what it is worth, the Golden Guide, Spiders and Their Kin, says that wolf spiders make nice pets. Water must be provided to wolf spiders kept in captivity.

EEEEEKKKKK!

 

[tolyk]

Wolf spiders make good pets?? Bah.. they're the bane of campers.. and well, I have arachnophobia too.. I can't stand wolf spiders.. *shudders*

 

[3113]

You're going about this all wrong, Selena. You need to make it worth killing. Something like "REWARD! DEAD OR VERY DEAD! One WOLFSPIDER: Armed and Dangerous! Last seen downstairs by the bookcase." Then, add below, "Killer of said spider will receive one very long and lovely night with Selena Kitten, favorite fantasy indulged."

Betcha the AH guys (and a few of the ladies) form up a posse pretty darn quick to save you from Spider-Wolf.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

You're going about this all wrong, Selena. You need to make it worth killing. Something like "REWARD! DEAD OR VERY DEAD! One WOLFSPIDER: Armed and Dangerous! Last seen downstairs by the bookcase." Then, add below, "Killer of said spider will receive one very long and lovely night with Selena Kitten, favorite fantasy indulged."

Betcha the AH guys (and a few of the ladies) form up a posse pretty darn quick to save you from Spider-Wolf.

wanna be my manager? LOL

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Spider 101:

There are spider specific insectidices that they sell at any local store. Spiders actually breathe through their legs and feet. If you put down a residual insecticide, the spider will breathe it when it walks through it. Spray it in areas that spiders frequent, and spray it around door and widow openings. That way when one comes into the house, they walk through it.

I don't know about wolf spiders, but I've got a MASSIVE black widow. Legs and all, she's about the size of a silver dollar. I keep her in a secure cage at work. Throw in a few crickets and other assorted bugs a few times a week, and she's as happy as a black widow can be.

Her name is Cindy 2.0. Cindy 1.0 died about a week after I caught her. 2.0 has been in the cage for about 2 months or so.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I don't know about wolf spiders, but I've got a MASSIVE black widow. Legs and all, she's about the size of a silver dollar. I keep her in a secure cage at work. Throw in a few crickets and other assorted bugs a few times a week, and she's as happy as a black widow can be.

Her name is Cindy 2.0. Cindy 1.0 died about a week after I caught her. 2.0 has been in the cage for about 2 months or so.

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[flavortang]

You know what? FUCK THIS ENTIRE THREAD. I HATE spiders and this fucking thread has me all paranoid that spiders are on me. I've been brushing invisible spiders off of myself for the last five minutes. THANKS, original poster... you bastard.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

You know what? FUCK THIS ENTIRE THREAD. I HATE spiders and this fucking thread has me all paranoid that spiders are on me. I've been brushing invisible spiders off of myself for the last five minutes. THANKS, original poster... you bastard.

You're welcome?

 

[flavortang]

You're welcome?

(pets SelenaKittyn) Love, not war.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

(pets SelenaKittyn) Love, not war.

good motto...

 

[SeaCat]

You're welcome?

LOLOLOLOL

A hint a friend of mine gave my wife.

Use Hairspray on the spider. It does kill it and if you use enough it freezes it solid so you can display it to your friends and show them your hunting prowess. (Or you can place it in your ex-s bed to truly get them paranoid. )

Cat

 

[flavortang]

LOLOLOLOL

A hint a friend of mine gave my wife.

Use Hairspray on the spider. It does kill it and if you use enough it freezes it solid so you can display it to your friends and show them your hunting prowess. (Or you can place it in your ex-s bed to truly get them paranoid. )

Cat

I bought a can of liquid spider death at Wal-mart. What a crock of shit those things are. I encountered a large black widow and proceeded to get my liquid spider death and hosed the thing down. By the end, it looked like the spider and its web were covered in snow... and the damned thing was still moving! I had to step on it to kill it. I think I will just use hairspray.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

99.9 % of all spiders are harmless. Al they want to do is spin web and hope to catch a fly.

My SO sat up a whole night at college cos a spider wove a web over his bedstead.

 

[The_Fool]

Hairspray and a lighter? Maybe just a little brown spot on the wall.

 

[impressive]

Tis the season.

This time of year, when the temps drop into the low 50s at night, we always get the wolf spiders coming in from the meadow that backs the house. After about a month or so, they've found their wintering spots and stop darting around your house.

They used to freak me out big time. Now, the cats will chase 'em & eat 'em. However, they don't make my cats as hallucinogenic as the moths do. Whooo-eee! Talk about a doped up pussy!

 

[The_Fool]

Tis the season.

This time of year, when the temps drop into the low 50s at night, we always get the wolf spiders coming in from the meadow that backs the house. After about a month or so, they've found their wintering spots and stop darting around your house.

They used to freak me out big time. Now, the cats will chase 'em & eat 'em. However, they don't make my cats as hallucinogenic as the moths do. Whooo-eee! Talk about a doped up pussy!

With my mind, with that comment, with that AV. My mind and eyes went way south....

 

[Lisa Denton]

Seriously don't be fooled into thinking you know what kind of spider this is unless you have been up close and damn near kissing it.

In texas many spiders can fuck you way up, black widows, brown recluse and the ever friendly tarantula, which can jump 10 feet to say hello. Most won't kill you but could involve puking your guts out in the emergency room all night. We mostly have brown tarantulas here but the black ones up north I have heard are sometimes deadly.

Get the outdoor insecticide and make a complete circle around the outside of your house. You need the kind that is banned. If you have an olden tymey feed store in your town go there. Sit and talk with the owner, ask him for some of his chewin tobaccey and sit and spit with him awhile. Then tell him what you need. Way in the back hidden from the federal inspectors you will find some of the good stuff. Make sure the package says it has a half life of 700 years.

Me and Og did a thread once where he had some lesbian spiders on his keyboard trying to communicate with him. I dunno if they went back in his closet or something, or if they ever typed out any messages. He may know if this spider wants to get in your pants ..... so to speak.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

99.9 % of all spiders are harmless. Al they want to do is spin web and hope to catch a fly.

My SO sat up a whole night at college cos a spider wove a web over his bedstead.

I've had a centipede crawl over my pillow while I was getting ready to leave the house, just hoping it wouldn't be there when I got back.

I also can't sleep without a cover on top of my skin, otherwise I feel like things are constantly crawling over me.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

I just lurves me some Lisa; exploding nipples and all. She really knows how to put things.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

OMG this is awful, I'm going to have to abandon my own thread because it's making me physically ill!!!



and STILL no spider. It's hiding. Somewhere. It's waiting, I just know it. It's waiting for him to go to work, and THEN it will scurry out of its hiding place...

 

[3113]

(Or you can place it in your ex-s bed to truly get them paranoid. )

That doesn't make them paranoid, Cat...it makes them divorce you!