Help Me Lose My Virginity

[Domcop]

i resent being considered a virgin.
i need to be broken in as quickly as possible. i hope that you will all help me to lose it soon.
thank you in advance for helping me to learn the ropes. no pun intended lol
besides- this acne is killing me and you know what they say is the only true cure for horrible acne. lol

 

[Guest]

 

[lilminx]

Lol- you dork- I thought you lost your virginity a while ago? Well, with all that acne, no wonder you're still a virgin! hehhehheh...

 

[lilminx]

BTW, in case you don't realize it- he means his virgin status on the Lit board, not in real life! No way he's a virgin in real life (you should hear about some of the things he's done!)

 

[Domcop]

my reputation precedes me lol

 

[Guest]

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

I haven't met you So I will say hi and how are you

 

[SoftPeaches]

I haven't met you either....

...so I will say hi too!

 

[lilminx]

Domcop got to leave work early, so he abruptly signed off...

 

[Domcop]

thanks for your replies

thank you to all who reply-

 

[DejaVu]

I'll help you

If you help me lose mine

I registered back in August and got a great welcome from April Wine, but my computer went "bang" and I've just now gotten a new one.

 

[Domcop]

help

ill help you to lose yours-
shit- why are my palms so hairy?????
the screen is getting darker!!!!

 

[DejaVu]

I could lighten things up for you

 

[Shylady]

Well Domcop and DejaVu you have to get to posting!

 

[SweetCherry]

Screen dark? Damn, I guess I just figured out why I'm going blind. Too much masturbation.

Well, crap, who needs to see anyhow. I'd rather be blind than perpetually horny.

 

[Domcop]

but

but what about the hairy palms?
maybe i should nair them? any advice?
or maybe i should get laid and get my vision back lose the hair on my palms and get rid of my acne all in one fell swoop.

 

[SweetCherry]

Sounds like a plan, Domcop. But who am I to say. I'm the one with an AV that has only one hand showing. Wonder what the other's doing?

 

[Guest]

 

[ohiobbw]

Re: but

maybe i should nair them? any advice?

or maybe i should get laid and....get rid of my acne

Never Nair, use Magic! (I'm going to start advertising that stuff!)


Does sex get rid of acne? Anyone want to help me clear up my skin??

 

[Domcop]

it sure wouldnt hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ll
lol
go for it!!!!thanks for your response

don

 

[BlondeBeauty]

I saw this thread and thought, "He's losing his virginity AGAIN?"

LOL

 

[MissTaken]

I know it is tough being a "virgin" all over again!

And they say it only hurts the FIRST time?


LOL I beg to differ!

I would love to help you along though....

 

[Debbie]

welcome to lit! Hope you quickly lose your virginal status!!!