Hello From My Englishness

Pol! Many happy returns! I’m sorry it’s late, been all over the shop lately.

I’m fine without sanity. I don’t need sanity, I can walk past it in the supermarket without thinking about those long summer evenings in the garden ... no, that’s alcohol!

Sanity. It’s like hand sanitiser at the moment, the moment you see some you pounce on it. Either: pay through the nose for it (if you can fit your wallet up there ...) Or every other bastard gets there before you. (Bit like sex really)

I can get hand sanitizer through Amazon, not sure about sex, although I suppose i could do click and collect with Sainsbury's.

Bugger. I can't even do that because I'm shielding/shielded
 
I can get hand sanitizer through Amazon, not sure about sex, although I suppose i could do click and collect with Sainsbury's.

Bugger. I can't even do that because I'm shielding/shielded

Sex from Sainsbury’s? I’m looking in the wrong section!

I finally got hold of disposable masks! Trying to get fabric non-medical ones at moment. Will do another trawl of the sites today.
 
Thank you for the light relief Mr D. Terry and June quips are pretty much unknown on other threads.

Probably a mistake to write of "light relief" on this site... The innuendo detectors will no doubt be beeping already
 
I am doing very well, MrD.. I trust you are too

My slightly misanthropic side is enjoying working from home #happyhermit

I can also start working very early and finish early so am able to adhere to advice from my physio so I'm not put onto the Naughty Step when appointments are resumed

I’m doing my best to maintain a level of health. My appointments are by phone now, which isn’t the best but it’s better than nothing.
 
Thank you for the light relief Mr D. Terry and June quips are pretty much unknown on other threads.

Terry and June. I wonder if that has made it onto BritBox? I don’t remember it as being especially fruity in humour ... allo allo on the other hand.
 
Probably a mistake to write of "light relief" on this site... The innuendo detectors will no doubt be beeping already

I’m sure the ‘Have you Masturbated this hour’ threads are swimming in the rivers of light relief!

How are you keeping, londoner?
 
Terry and June. I wonder if that has made it onto BritBox? I don’t remember it as being especially fruity in humour ... allo allo on the other hand.

I think Terry and June was about as wholesome and relentlessly suburban as the BBC could manage at the time...
 
I’m sure the ‘Have you Masturbated this hour’ threads are swimming in the rivers of light relief!

How are you keeping, londoner?

I am well thank you but finding my opportunities to visit here somewhat limited!

Thank God for the sunshine and birdsong I say!
 
It can prove testing to not get access to this place.

So somehere else where testing is not fully functional.
Allo Allo, Terry and June ......George and Mildred , they don't like it up em captain mainwareing!
 
Hey Londoners and non-Londoners... nice place...

Not really back but wanted to check in with you lovelies and check everyone is surviving this bonkers new world, stay safe or you’ll have me to answer to, :heart:
 
Hey Londoners and non-Londoners... nice place...
Not really back but wanted to check in with you lovelies and check everyone is surviving this bonkers new world, stay safe or you’ll have me to answer to, :heart:

Hey noob. You better work on getting your post count up if you expect anybody to talk to you. :D:D:D

Hey gorgeous. I just about fell over when I saw that username in my subscribed threads list. I apologize for not being very good at the Twitter. It is indeed a brave new world...I have taken to soaking in a hot bath a few times a week. Of course, I always think of you. :kiss:
 
Hey Londoners and non-Londoners... nice place...

Not really back but wanted to check in with you lovelies and check everyone is surviving this bonkers new world, stay safe or you’ll have me to answer to, :heart:

Good to see you. Please stay
 
Hey Londoners and non-Londoners... nice place...

Not really back but wanted to check in with you lovelies and check everyone is surviving this bonkers new world, stay safe or you’ll have me to answer to, :heart:

Lovely to see you AP.

Your musings are missed!

:rose:
 
Hey Londoners and non-Londoners... nice place...

Not really back but wanted to check in with you lovelies and check everyone is surviving this bonkers new world, stay safe or you’ll have me to answer to, :heart:

Ooooh hello sexy lady. I hope you’re keeping well?
 
And another one surfaces!

Delighted to see you back SL - hope you are keeping well!

Lol. Well I check in from time to time. I’m finding life a little “ samey “. Is it just me? ;)

One of the main problems is I’m never never alone. My daughter told me I spend too long in the bathroom....I told her I was hiding from her. Was that cruel of me?
 
Lol. Well I check in from time to time. I’m finding life a little “ samey “. Is it just me? ;)

One of the main problems is I’m never never alone. My daughter told me I spend too long in the bathroom....I told her I was hiding from her. Was that cruel of me?

You're lucky if you only have the one to hide from!

Life is very "samey". Groundhog day-ish.
 
We was sheltered but now isolated for 14 days. Unfortunately had to take my son to A&E yesterday for an emergency procedure to replace his gastrostomy tube. As we have been into the hospital building and he has had a surgical procedure we have to isolate. Ho Hum.
 
Ooooh hello sexy lady. I hope you’re keeping well?

Hey you! Almost like we’ve got the band back together, :heart:

I’m ok, drinking too much, struggling to concentrate on work... but still have a job, and am working from home, and am just about managing to not eat my own body weight in cheese so that’s a success....

How’s you? are you having to be out in the community? stay safe, x
 
Hey you! Almost like we’ve got the band back together, :heart:

I’m ok, drinking too much, struggling to concentrate on work... but still have a job, and am working from home, and am just about managing to not eat my own body weight in cheese so that’s a success....

How’s you? are you having to be out in the community? stay safe, x

So lovely to see you... I’ve missed you.

I’m eating too much through sheer fucking boredom.... I find it difficult to get out due to small child so we’ve started with Joe wicks. I’m keener than she is. Sadly I’m working from home while simultaneously home schooling... it’s a great great joy as you can imagine. My job is very specialist and poncy and it’s all ground to a halt... I’d love to be out and about just for the variety. I miss getting my early train... now who would imagine they’d ever be saying that?
 
Lol. Well I check in from time to time. I’m finding life a little “ samey “. Is it just me? ;)

One of the main problems is I’m never never alone. My daughter told me I spend too long in the bathroom....I told her I was hiding from her. Was that cruel of me?

Not on April 19, I hope!
 
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