Hello From My Englishness

[AngelicaS1780]

I now have 9 cans of tomato soup!

Grilled cheese sandwiches must be made.

 

[Polranny]

Grilled cheese sandwiches must be made.

Not with the bread in the Boris Box!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Not with the bread in the Boris Box!

Of course not.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Not with the bread in the Boris Box!

I feel bad for not being around now... Soz.

Look after yourselves you beautiful people....


And I'm sorry I know it's in bad taste but..........



WHATS NEW MA'NIGGARS?


(yes I realise the world is racist.
No I'm not racist but....

)


P.s. in my defense I'm ACTUALLY a black female lesbian from Wales!

P.p.s. I really genuinely feel for all you Americans out there right now. X

P.p.p.s. good news though. Keir Starmer really isn't a prick... Who knew?

 

[AnnieLit]

I have seen photos of the Boris boxes and those supplied by local authorities and there was virtually nothing in them I would buy on a regular basis, but I suppose if you were really really desperate it would mean you wouldn’t starve for a few days.

Or you could use it as a reason to experiment. Who knows, maybe you'll like the result?

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Of course not.

There was a pair of heels Allia wanted SL to see... But mweh I've been drinking.

X

It's always good to know there are lovely good people out there standing up for good values (and decent porn)

A greater bunch of reprobates no one could find to call friends. X

 

[Polranny]

There was a pair of heels Allia wanted SL to see... But mweh I've been drinking.

X

It's always good to know there are lovely good people out there standing up for good values (and decent porn)

A greater bunch of reprobates no one could find to call friends. X

Good to see you back, Ruthie

 

[Polranny]

Grilled cheese sandwich & tomato soup? Yes please!

Where have you been Nick? If you can see your way to Barnards Castle, I'll bring my Boris box and leave it by the river.

 

[Hornblende]

Where have you been Nick? If you can see your way to Barnards Castle, I'll bring my Boris box and leave it by the river.

Be careful driving home

 

[Spiritedlady]

There was a pair of heels Allia wanted SL to see... But mweh I've been drinking.

Hey Ruth... how are you? I would email Allia but I’m not sure I can find her address. Hoping she’s ok?

 

[londoner2]

There was a pair of heels Allia wanted SL to see... But mweh I've been drinking.

X

It's always good to know there are lovely good people out there standing up for good values (and decent porn)

A greater bunch of reprobates no one could find to call friends. X

Good to see you are still with us Ruth!

 

[mr_d_w]

I feel like covid has made me a much angrier person...

Same! Completely agree. I have become far less tolerant of certain colleagues now we don't occupy the same space every day.

 

[Polranny]

Hey Ruth... how are you? I would email Allia but I’m not sure I can find her address. Hoping she’s ok?

I have it. PM me

 

[Eloquent_Hedonist]

An Englishman emerges...

Hi!

I'm EH, still fairly new to Lit, and I was told this thread was a good one to join for British Lit users.

The conversation seems to be very fluid, so I just wanted to say hi! Hoping to meet some new people

EH

P.S. Feeling more covid-crazy than covid rage at the moment although I did have a little rant at my cactus for leaning over in his new pot so perhaps the two have merged...

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Hi!
I'm EH, still fairly new to Lit, and I was told this thread was a good one to join for British Lit users.
The conversation seems to be very fluid, so I just wanted to say hi! Hoping to meet some new people
EH
P.S. Feeling more covid-crazy than covid rage at the moment although I did have a little rant at my cactus for leaning over in his new pot so perhaps the two have merged...

Hello and welcome, EH. So, our thread has a reputation for something good??? Curious. From personal experience, it's also a good one for those non-Brit Litsters, such as myself, who often find themselves gravitating to the Brits in the room.

I think you are being kind with the "very fluid" description of our conversations. There are definitely some topics unexpected for a sex site...such as trifle. I hope that you and your cactus work things out. I have a terrible rapport with succulents, all houseplants really, so have no words of advice for you.

 

[Polranny]

Hello and welcome, EH. So, our thread has a reputation for something good??? Curious. From personal experience, it's also a good one for those non-Brit Litsters, such as myself, who often find themselves gravitating to the Brits in the room.

I think you are being kind with the "very fluid" description of our conversations. There are definitely some topics unexpected for a sex site...such as trifle. I hope that you and your cactus work things out. I have a terrible rapport with succulents, all houseplants really, so have no words of advice for you.

Best thing would be to treat the cactus the same way as you would a triffid or trifle... the choice is yours!

 

[Polranny]

<wanders in, sniffs EH's trouser leg cautiously....seems OK.....saunters to Angelica for ear rub>

Hey, Dragon..... If your pooch fancies recreating Ralph & Herbie* let me know

*what, no fans of Cheech & Chong? Damn, I'm getting old!

I'm sure he would. I'll check when he wakes up

 

[Polranny]

I'm sure he would. I'll check when he wakes up

With this shielding he's only just socialising, has no concept of distancing and needs a mentor like you to show him the ropes.

 

[ReaperW]

.....

 

[londoner2]

Welcome EH, i think you and your cactus will do just fine here. Unless cactus was a euphemism... Its hard to tell round these parts.

I actually bought houseplants just before lock down that are actually still alive! My own personal lock down victory.

Welcome back Ruthie.

My victory is managing to keep alive a Lidl basil plant for over 3 weeks now. Small victories...

 

[Eloquent_Hedonist]

Welcome EH, i think you and your cactus will do just fine here. Unless cactus was a euphemism... Its hard to tell round these parts.

I actually bought houseplants just before lock down that are actually still alive! My own personal lock down victory.

Welcome back Ruthie.

Thanks Reaper! That's good to know because he really needs to get out and socialise

You'd think so but in this case no, just a little cactus that I found in a bargain bin so I brought it home, it now lives in a mug.

Nice! Always have to celebrate the little victories. Mine seems to still be alive but it hasn't gotten any bigger so not 100% sure.

EH

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Hi!

I'm EH, still fairly new to Lit, and I was told this thread was a good one to join for British Lit users.

The conversation seems to be very fluid, so I just wanted to say hi! Hoping to meet some new people

EH

P.S. Feeling more covid-crazy than covid rage at the moment although I did have a little rant at my cactus for leaning over in his new pot so perhaps the two have merged...

Hi.
I'm new around here to. (I'm not really, I used to be very popular, but then I got the clap)

Anyhoo, welcome along. I love your conversation fluid comment. Eclectic, random and very accepting, a great bunch.

X

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Hey Ruth... how are you? I would email Allia but I’m not sure I can find her address. Hoping she’s ok?

RW suits her well. She'd love to hear from you I'm sure!

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I was about to shout that basil was my least favourite herb. Then I realised I meant bay leaf.

Bay leaf is the shitest of herbs. No flavour, just goes hard, and you end up with a f*ing piece of plastic in your food.

Mints a good herb. Mojito or roast lamb! Best of all worlds.





In lockdown news. Homeschooling hit a pot hole yesterday. Teaching THE APOSTROPHE... (Give one part of it even said people argue over the correct placement, didn't help)

I get it's
And possession,

But I don't do good* with English rules

*Shawshank fans

 

[Ironfan]

I was about to shout that basil was my least favourite herb. Then I realised I meant bay leaf.

Bay leaf is the shitest of herbs. No flavour, just goes hard, and you end up with a f*ing piece of plastic in your food.

Mints a good herb. Mojito or roast lamb! Best of all worlds.





In lockdown news. Homeschooling hit a pot hole yesterday. Teaching THE APOSTROPHE... (Give one part of it even said people argue over the correct placement, didn't help)

I get it's
And possession,

But I don't do good* with English rules

*Shawshank fans

Get what you mean about the bay leaf, had casseroles with and without one and couldn't tell the difference.

Cardamom pods for me though, accidentally bite one of those and your meal is ruined.