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AngelicaS1780 said:
How many times must I remind myself to read the rest of the thread before posting?

Hello Kitty, welcome to our home away from home. :rose:
From your couple posts here, you sound like you will keep Mr. D on his toes.
Please know my little road trip comment was all in jest of course. Was just reminding him that we are very fond of him around here. :cattail:
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Thank you for the welcome :rose:

It makes me smile to see comments like the road trip and Spanish inquisition I'm glad Mr D has a group of such supporting friends :)
I hope to make every day a new adventure and bring a little more excitement and happiness to his life.


Polranny said:
Hi HISkitty,
Welcome to this crazy, slightly off beat world of ours. Look after MrD or there will be a lot of Londoners getting cross with you and shouting in Cockney rhyming slang
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Thank you for the welcome :)
I'm actually Australian born (seems like I blinked and 10+ years have passed since I got here) so I have plenty of oddball insults to trade. With my jumbled accent half the time I don't think people understand a word I'm saying and just nod to not offend me lol
 
HlSKitty said:
I hope to make every day a new adventure and bring a little more excitement and happiness to his life.
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This makes me think of Up! The only Disney film to have more story in the first five minutes than most have in their entirety ... i’m Looking st you Twishite!
 
AngelicaS1780 said:
How many times must I remind myself to read the rest of the thread before posting?

Hello Kitty, welcome to our home away from home. :rose:
From your couple posts here, you sound like you will keep Mr. D on his toes.
Please know my little road trip comment was all in jest of course. Was just reminding him that we are very fond of him around here. :cattail:
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My toes are quite dainty. Daintier than a Royal Doulton bone China tea set. With hand painted periwinkles
 
nick42 said:
Thank you Angelica. I did post one, perhaps you saw it? If not, I am happy to share some more with you

<tips hat to MrD> Good morning, Sir!

Hope that everyone's Saturday was want you wanted (or needed) it to be... here's to a relaxing (and for the lucky one, a saucy) Sunday

<wanders off to make tea>
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Ahem... no sugar in mine - ta! :cattail:
 
nick42 said:
<tips hat to MrD> Good morning, Sir!

<wanders off to make tea>
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Good morning, nick! I’ve learned one thing ... never mention when you make tea, we’ll have you in the kitchen from now until Doomsday (wasn’t that back in 1066 or something?!)
 
nick42 said:
Of course.... Who puts sugar in tea? There ARE limits, even on Lit'
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Most of my family do :rolleyes: it’s a good job I don’t, because since knocking booze on the head - I am drinking enormous quantities of tea... rock n roll...:cattail:
 
Happy Monday...

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where_is_RUTH said:
Oh how I love her...

And what's nsfw???;)
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Not suitable for work...

My other half loves her - I’ve got tickets to see her in All About Eve as a birthday treat for him - I’ll tell you what, I am good girlfriend material :cattail: shit at most of other things tho...
 
AlliaPotestas said:
A man mansplaining vaginas to a female doctor of vaginas (I know that’s not her title but that is so what I’d put on my business cards...)

You’re welcome...

I really should be paying attention to my information security call... but you know, it’s info. sec and I’m bored shitless...

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2019/02/11/chap-tried-mansplain-difference-vulva-vagina-takedowns-brutal/
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My word. The 100 Vulvas piece is quite interesting. Just finished that and perusing the 100 Penises article.
 
Haha! Yes - I forgot my arse has known some bling :eek:

And yes to long johns (which I completely forgot about...)
 
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