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Who wants to join me for a night at the natural history museum? - my other half said no because he’s a boring fucker...

http://www.nhm.ac.uk/events/dino-snores-for-grown-ups.html
Pity about the price tag. Years back used to get behind the scenes mucho when my other half worked with locusts, and a load of scientists. She was involved with pest research but I often think it was pessory search. Looks like a fun night at the NHM.
 
When are you going to go? I'm from the US but am traveling in May...I'd be happy to join as a +1!

Ethan

Bless you Ethan... in reality I am too much of a scaredy cat to go with a lit friend...

I’ll go back to dropping fairly unsubtle hints to my other half that he might treat me for my birthday (because every girl wants to spend her birthday in a sleeping bag in a room full of strangers :cattail:)
 
Mr D - how’s the time difference working out with your transatlantic kitty? Are you having to be up at mad times. :heart:
 
I have been invited to have valentines drinks with the hotel management. I feel very Alan Partridge.
 
Because you're a gold/platinum user and they value you as a customer OR they are having a group swing and know you're a game lass?

I’m not even a bronze member - it’s not my normal hotel. This is only my third stay which is why I was surprised at getting the email this week asking me to rsvp if I’d like to join management for valentines drinks...

Which marketing person at their hotel thought a bunch of people, who would really rather be elsewhere, would like to spend their valentines with hotel management?

Someone invited me swinging recently but it turns out they were referring this...

https://swingersldn.com/

I said yes, I’ll let you know how my swinging is :cattail:
 
I’m not even a bronze member - it’s not my normal hotel. This is only my third stay which is why I was surprised at getting the email this week asking me to rsvp if I’d like to join management for valentines drinks...

Which marketing person at their hotel thought a bunch of people, who would really rather be elsewhere, would like to spend their valentines with hotel management?

Someone invited me swinging recently but it turns out they were referring this...

https://swingersldn.com/

I said yes, I’ll let you know how my swinging is :cattail:

That’s false advertising!!

It’s working out fairly good. I fall asleep a lot, damn health disabilities. Can’t believe I fall into that category now.
 
That’s false advertising!!

It’s working out fairly good. I fall asleep a lot, damn health disabilities. Can’t believe I fall into that category now.

It might be false advertising- or I might get through the door and find a bowl for my car keys :cattail: either way, there better be a fucking windmill... if I am to do crazy golf, windmills are mandatory...
 
It might be false advertising- or I might get through the door and find a bowl for my car keys :cattail: either way, there better be a fucking windmill... if I am to do crazy golf, windmills are mandatory...

Didn't Homer and Marge have sex it a crazy golf windmill? (I think it was before they we're married)
 
I have a feeling I wouldn’t fit in a crazy golf windmill... just a hunch...

Went and looked at old art over lunch, things to note - men were shit at drawing tits...
 
Really? What makes you think that??

I rest my case...

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