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Easier on the train than standing on the tube. Safe journey.

The word brazen must always be followed by hussy!
I've seen people watching films on the tram ... read people's social media feed (gets boring very quickly).
Brazen is a very good word. I like it. I like words. I have a Pinterest board dedicated to words; some of them are awesome.
Trams... whereabouts are you? (tell me to bugger off if you’d rather not say...)
New DW city, Sheffield!
Doctor who!
Sorry! Slow today...![]()
Would that be your first choice in a shrink’s word association game?
What makes you think I'm not a mind doctor?
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But yes, I'd fail word association and a shrink session every time
Not sure you can fail a shrink session. Probably scare the crap out of one. To quote stone sour;
'there's a darkness deep inside me that I think we'll both enjoy'
As for fireworks I don't mind as long as I know they're happening, random loud bangs scare the crap out of me.
Would that be your first choice in a shrink’s word association game?
It is for google. #metoo
Things...
Alan Bennett’s allelujah is amazeballs! Fact
Wank from home Friday disrupted by other half taking day off... still... maybe fuck on work time Friday once I’ve got these bastard calls out the way...
Not saying stabbing your colleagues is right but I can kinda see where he was coming from...
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/...tLOY2kUam6Pc_HqOTx9-ZojwFykmnAFshOnFEsklOPjDg
See, when the story first came out, one assumed that it was stir crazy/mixed with severe isolation/lack of sunlight/Russian lack of funds...
Turns out he was actually restrained... The other guy should've suffered way more... And please let me he didn't dog ear the corners of pages!!!! Fucking Philistine.
(I'm serious) I'd choose books and animals over humans every time.

I've said previously I'd love to have Jessica Rabbit!
I've just realised I want Mary Poppins... What's wrong with me.

All my books are dog eared
They look loved... my other half doesn’t let me read his books because of how they look after they travelled in my bag for a lengthy commute with hairbrush, umbrella, etc... plus I tend to drop them in the bath occasionally...![]()
They are your books.
You other half is right to withhold his books...
On a tangent, you should never buy a paperback copy of 'a brief history of time' otherwise people will know you've never read it!