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Easier on the train than standing on the tube. Safe journey.

True.... especially since I get no signal on the tube...

The guy sat next to me is a journalist - perhaps I should be more careful, maybe the Daily Fail really will get me... he seems to have the shit fluff stories though - probably couldn’t handle me :D
 
I've seen people watching films on the tram ... read people's social media feed (gets boring very quickly).

Brazen is a very good word. I like it. I like words. I have a Pinterest board dedicated to words; some of them are awesome.
 
I've seen people watching films on the tram ... read people's social media feed (gets boring very quickly).

Brazen is a very good word. I like it. I like words. I have a Pinterest board dedicated to words; some of them are awesome.

Trams... whereabouts are you? (tell me to bugger off if you’d rather not say...)
 
What makes you think I'm not a mind doctor?

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But yes, I'd fail word association and a shrink session every time

Not sure you can fail a shrink session. Probably scare the crap out of one. To quote stone sour;

'there's a darkness deep inside me that I think we'll both enjoy'

As for fireworks I don't mind as long as I know they're happening, random loud bangs scare the crap out of me.
 
Not sure you can fail a shrink session. Probably scare the crap out of one. To quote stone sour;

'there's a darkness deep inside me that I think we'll both enjoy'

As for fireworks I don't mind as long as I know they're happening, random loud bangs scare the crap out of me.

At Her Majesty's pleasure would beg to differ :)
 
Things...

Alan Bennett’s allelujah is amazeballs! Fact :)

Wank from home Friday disrupted by other half taking day off... still... maybe fuck on work time Friday once I’ve got these bastard calls out the way...

Not saying stabbing your colleagues is right but I can kinda see where he was coming from...

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/...tLOY2kUam6Pc_HqOTx9-ZojwFykmnAFshOnFEsklOPjDg

See, when the story first came out, one assumed that it was stir crazy/mixed with severe isolation/lack of sunlight/Russian lack of funds...
Turns out he was actually restrained... The other guy should've suffered way more... And please let me he didn't dog ear the corners of pages!!!! Fucking Philistine.

(I'm serious) I'd choose books and animals over humans every time.
 
I've said previously I'd love to have Jessica Rabbit!

I've just realised I want Mary Poppins... What's wrong with me.
 
See, when the story first came out, one assumed that it was stir crazy/mixed with severe isolation/lack of sunlight/Russian lack of funds...
Turns out he was actually restrained... The other guy should've suffered way more... And please let me he didn't dog ear the corners of pages!!!! Fucking Philistine.

(I'm serious) I'd choose books and animals over humans every time.

All my books are dog eared :D

They look loved... my other half doesn’t let me read his books because of how they look after they travelled in my bag for a lengthy commute with hairbrush, umbrella, etc... plus I tend to drop them in the bath occasionally... :eek:
 
All my books are dog eared :D

They look loved... my other half doesn’t let me read his books because of how they look after they travelled in my bag for a lengthy commute with hairbrush, umbrella, etc... plus I tend to drop them in the bath occasionally... :eek:

They are your books.

You other half is right to withhold his books...

On a tangent, you should never buy a paperback copy of 'a brief history of time' otherwise people will know you've never read it!
 
They are your books.

You other half is right to withhold his books...

On a tangent, you should never buy a paperback copy of 'a brief history of time' otherwise people will know you've never read it!

I have a brief history of time in paperback... in my defence I did start reading it...

Black holes and baby universes is a much easier read...

In other news, not sure there is anything better than tomato on toast...

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This is what you come to a porn site for, right?
 
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