Hello Fat Chicks

[Lord_of_Farts]

I bought a 5 pound bag of flower and I am looking to get laid. You know what the flower is for. (wink) (wink)

 

[fungatorgurl101]

I bought a 5 pound bag of flower and I am looking to get laid. You know what the flower is for. (wink) (wink)

Such a gentleman you are I am sure you get ALL the ladies don't you!!

 

[wenchie_]

I bought a 5 pound bag of flower and I am looking to get laid. You know what the flower is for. (wink) (wink)

So we can pluck the thorn out and ram it up your arse?

 

[janeyl]

Such a gentleman you are I am sure you get ALL the ladies don't you!!

Shhh sweetie...he brought flowers...I've never known them in bags though...is that a colonial thing?

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Shhh sweetie...he brought flowers...I've never known them in bags though...is that a colonial thing?

Ahhh Janey your right I always forget to see things for what they are! LOL

 

[DehviantGirl]

I bought a 5 pound bag of flower and I am looking to get laid. You know what the flower is for. (wink) (wink)

Looser.

 

[Aquagal]

I bought a 5 pound bag of flower and I am looking to get laid. You know what the flower is for. (wink) (wink)

Now only if you had brought FLOUR, we could roll you around in it and poke you with a stick and see if your pencil dick would pop up.

 

[Leroy_WAS_Here]

I bought a 5 pound bag of flower and I am looking to get laid. You know what the flower is for. (wink) (wink)

I am sure you meant flour, right?

You are shit out of luck even so guy because the average Playgrounder chick would require 6 pounds of flour to find the wet spot.

 

[Leroy_WAS_Here]

Looser.

You meant "loser" right?

Common mistake.

 

[snugglestruggle]

I bought a 5 pound bag of flower and I am looking to get laid. You know what the flower is for. (wink) (wink)

Dude, not cool....uncalled for...uncouth. Your such an Asswipe. *hands you a single Kleenex, a pair of Tweezers, a Magnifing glass. Nuff said.

 

[Leroy_WAS_Here]

Now only if you had brought FLOUR, we could roll you around in it and poke you with a stick and see if your pencil dick would pop up.

So size does matter?

Who knew?

 

[janeyl]

I am sure you meant flour, right?

You are shit out of luck even so guy because the average Playgrounder chick would require 6 pounds of flour to find the wet spot.

fuck...that's what the joke was...hilarious...forgive my grasp of the English language...it's my first...

 

[Aquagal]

So size does matter?

Who knew?

Hell ya! Don't want to mistake it for that weevil in the flour.

 

[NorthernPA4U]

fuck...that's what the joke was...hilarious...forgive my grasp of the English language...it's my first...

Over here we're not used to using the -oUr to end or/our words, Janey, so forgive the guy.

 

[Daizie]

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[fungatorgurl101]

I am sure you meant flour, right?

You are shit out of luck even so guy because the average Playgrounder chick would require 6 pounds of flour to find the wet spot.

I know for some it may require more flour than others to find a wet spot generally it speaks to their inexperience or general lack of being able go please a woman. Most men I have encountered that needed such assistance typically also think they are fantastic lovers and well lets call it what it is.... they really just suck. In not in any form that is good or useful.
BUT if you like I am planning on doing a lil baking and flour WAS on the list be a dear and drop some so I don't have to go out cause well its getting cold out.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

This is not the GB. Take your alt an return to where you fit in. Thanks!

 

[DehviantGirl]

Looooooooooser

 

[Miles Long]

Dammit, I came to this thread thinking there would be some bacon. Boy was I disappointed!

 

[Daizie]

Dammit, I came to this thread thinking there would be some bacon. Boy was I disappointed!

First flour, now bacon. So this thread is actually about breakfast. Ok, I see now.

 

[Miles Long]

First flour, now bacon. So this thread is actually about breakfast. Ok, I see now.

It's the most important meal of the day!

 

[sexiskye]

Now I'm getting hungry

 

[kara1234]

But where do the flowers fit in?

 

[janeyl]

But where do the flowers fit in?

They're in a bag...keep up!

 

[Miles Long]

But where do the flowers fit in?

You put them on the table as a centerpiece. They freshen up the room and make people smile.