Hawk Tuah 2024 - we need to challenge AI

[Norway_1705]

Nothing serious, but if you want to laugh, today an artist made a Song that begins "Well, I met a girl down in Tennesse, She had a wild look in her eye just as free as can be. She said "Honey you ain't seen nothin' yet! Gonna show you a trick you won't forget! She's doing the HAWK TUAH..."
Well, I don't write the link, the author or the social platform, because I guess it is prohibited by the internal regulations of our site.
But it is funny.
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Now serious: it seems that the song was composed by AI, both melody and arrangements, and lyrics.
AI.
Maybe all these Novelists (and Literary Critics) who inhabit this site should start asking ourselves two questions. Maybe we should do a challenge (the "2024 Hawk Tuah Challenge") to see if any of us write a more intriguing story than that song written by AI.
In any category. First Time, Incest (in Tennessee?), LW, Gay (may a man do it better? idk), transcrossing, Fetish, BDSM, Erotic COupling, Romance, HOW TO, Essay, and not underestimating Humor because there is a lot of humor in spitting, if I remember correctly.
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I am not an expert in "graphic descriptions" but maybe someone can tell about two girls, competing to do the best blowjob ever, one with Hawk Tuah and the other without!
Can we launch a Free Challenge (without a prize)? What do you guys think? Do you have a Category to propose?

 

[cadeauxxx]

As someone who has spent years trying to write in text the spit and gurgling noises of oral sex, I am thankful for HAWK TUAH

 

[MrHereWriting]

Shows where we are in society that a young woman making a sex comment during a person on the street type interview is all everyone is talking about. '

Interesting to me, its the spitting thing that has gone viral, because before that there's a question about breaking up with someone and her response of "easiest away to get over someone is to get under someone else. That's one hell of a line.

No to the non fun part. There's a story that several news outlets are trying to fact check that the woman, who's real name came out, is a teacher and just lost her job over this. There is a long apology on her facebook page about it.

So, let's review. Young woman loses her job over something she said on her time, on a spur of the moment interview where the influencer was asking explicit questions...but Hollywood is a well known haven of rape and abuse of women and minors, there's more woman beaters in the NFL then in a correctional facility, and Jonathan Majors, a POS who was convicted (not accused, convicted on two counts of sexual assault) just got a starring road and is up on stage with crocodile tears about what happened and tons of support for him is pouring in.

Point? I have a big "Hawk Tua" for any man on this site, or in the rest of the world, who cries and whines about being victims and how awful women are.

Its a man's world, always has been and still is...even down to men being allowed in women's sports to hurt them.

But don't talk about sex, ladies, at least not in public, only in the bedroom like a good little girl.

The claims that the Hawk Tuah girl has been fired from her job came from a satirical Facebook account. It's funny, with the writer saying preschoolers have been spitting on each other since they heard their teacher say "Spit on that thang" because they look up to her, but it's not a real story.

She's also selling "Hawk Tuah" merch.

Hollywood, on the other hand, is a shithole full of abusive people and people willing to be abused for the sake of money and fame. When it comes to majors, I have no problem with him working after paying for his crime (though what I believe paying for your crime means may differ than our legal systems' definition) but he was given a Perseverance Award...wtf? And sports and all forms of entertainment are subsidiaries of Hollywood and why would anyone making money allow something like a little crime, violent, sexual, or otherwise, get in the way of another dollar in their pockets?

 

[Bramblethorn]

Nothing serious, but if you want to laugh, today an artist made a Song that begins "Well, I met a girl down in Tennesse, She had a wild look in her eye just as free as can be. She said "Honey you ain't seen nothin' yet! Gonna show you a trick you won't forget!

Guessing the AI had some Bachman Turner Overdrive in its training data there:

She looked at me with big brown eyes and said
"You ain't seen nothing yet...
baby, you just ain't seen nothing yet.
Here's something that you're never gonna forget."

- BTO, "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet".

 

[lovecraft68]

There is no challenge to AI. The reason being this is the progression of a society that thanks to technology has become lazier and disturbingly willing to let tech do everything for them. AI gives people with no talent whatsoever the ability to say they're a writer, an artists, a designer etc...

The people who created it, now speak out about in fear, and...no one cares.

Skynet from the Terminator movies is right in front of us and that's a fact. We created our own destruction, but as long as we can sit in front of tik tok all day in the meantime and spew hate across the net, its all good.

 

[alohadave]

There is no challenge to AI. The reason being this is the progression of a society that thanks to technology has become lazier and disturbingly willing to let tech do everything for them. AI gives people with no talent whatsoever the ability to say they're a writer, an artists, a designer etc...

The people who created it, now speak out about in fear, and...no one cares.

Skynet from the Terminator movies is right in front of us and that's a fact. We created our own destruction, but as long as we can sit in front of tik tok all day in the meantime and spew hate across the net, its all good.

It's a cloudy day out, you must be losing your mind yelling.

 

[Britva415]

I don't write the link, the author or the social platform, because I guess it is prohibited by the internal regulations of our site

citation needed

 

[NoTalentHack]

No, the hawk tuah girl did not get fired.

https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/a/tracewilliamcowen/hawk-tuah-not-fired-from-school-job

 

[AndersonsBiographer]

There is no challenge to AI. The reason being this is the progression of a society that thanks to technology has become lazier and disturbingly willing to let tech do everything for them. AI gives people with no talent whatsoever the ability to say they're a writer, an artists, a designer etc...

I remember how we used to talk about our parents asking us for tech advice when something went wrong with their computers, and us talking to our nephews when we didn't know.

That isn't happening anymore. Just like there aren't many men below the age of 50 who can still change the oil in their own car anymore, I don't know how many below the age of 30 can still reformat a hard-drive.

 

[Norway_1705]

I will add an ingredient. In a comment on social media, one woman said that this trend in favor of the "Hawk Tuah Girl" stems (in her opinion) from the fact that men never get anything on social media.
Males are always asked to give, donate, pay, but it never happens (she says) that males are offered something for free, with a smile and a joyful laugh.
Question: is this, which attracted males by the millions, in June 2024? And does AI (in lyrics and music) wink at this "getting something" for free?

 

[Norway_1705]

I will try again to formulate the first question (you know that I do not speak the same language as the Queen). Wouldn't it be funny, if there existed on the Literotica.com website an Event For Authors, with the theme "Hawk Tuah"?
Declined in any category.
A loving wife greets her rightful husband tired from hard work. A gay (trans?) boy strives to donate to his lover the best blowjob of the century. A MILF chained to the wall tries to satisfy her demanding stepson (wow, three categories with one stone!). An 18-year-old has his First Time with an older girl. Or the shyness of a Reluctant girl?
Essay and How To...
Noises, Gurgles, and Hawk Tuah.
And then, sure enough, in Nashville Tennessee ...

 

[SouthernCrossfire]

With the way my luck has been going with events recently, I probably wouldn't finish a story if I tried, though I'd probably go EC or maybe First Time if that was the focus of the story. However, trying to limit it to a single category would probably limit the number writers who would be interested. If the event comes to be, maybe leave the category open but maybe require that the story include an element of creative oral activity?

As an aside, I read about this recently and had a second laugh after the initial hilarity of the response. My 2024 Valentine's story, As Big As the Moon, was randomly set in the real but little community of Farmington, Tennessee, due to its relative proximity to an important location/event that occurs late in the story. Checking Google maps to be sure, I confirmed that Hawk Tuah girl's hometown of Belfast is just a few miles/minutes away from the Farmington in my story.

 

[GhostFence2024]

No, the hawk tuah girl did not get fired.

https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/a/tracewilliamcowen/hawk-tuah-not-fired-from-school-job

I just finally found out what this hawk tuah thing was about. I can't believe people cared so much about that. There's so many other things worthy of people's attention ffs. That was such a giant triple decker nothingburger with cheese.

 

[alohadave]

The claims that the Hawk Tuah girl has been fired from her job came from a satirical Facebook account. It's funny, with the writer saying preschoolers have been spitting on each other since they heard their teacher say "Spit on that thang" because they look up to her, but it's not a real story.

She's also selling "Hawk Tuah" merch.

Hollywood, on the other hand, is a shithole full of abusive people and people willing to be abused for the sake of money and fame. When it comes to majors, I have no problem with him working after paying for his crime (though what I believe paying for your crime means may differ than our legal systems' definition) but he was given a Perseverance Award...wtf? And sports and all forms of entertainment are subsidiaries of Hollywood and why would anyone making money allow something like a little crime, violent, sexual, or otherwise, get in the way of another dollar in their pockets?

The actual story has been pointed out to him before, but he continues to use it because the false narrative fits his old-man edge lord persona.

It's sad to see that he's succumbing to transphobia as well.

 

[MrHereWriting]

The actual story has been pointed out to him before, but he continues to use it because the false narrative fits his old-man edge lord persona.

It's sad to see that he's succumbing to transphobia as well.

I have no more issues with Lovecraft, and I agree with much of what he says, and when I don't, well, people disagree. But, if I join a conversation where that story is brought up again, I'll just point it out again.

As far as transphobia (I've never agreed with putting 'phobia' at the end of some words) but some (extremist) would call me transphobic while some (extremist on the other side) would call me too tolerant, and some (normal people) would consider me logical, well adjusted and open minded.

 

[SevMax2]

He's not wrong about Hollywood, but much of the rest of what he says is usually drivel. I've come to that conclusion years ago.

 

[MillieDynamite]

I won't be participating in any challenge that includes anything written by AI, not even as a measuring stick for our writing.

 

[NoTalentHack]

I won't be participating in any challenge that includes anything written by AI, not even as a measuring stick for our writing.

Coming soon: The John Henry Memorial Challenge.

 

[astuffedshirt_perv]

I just finally found out what this hawk tuah thing was about. I can't believe people cared so much about that. There's so many other things worthy of people's attention ffs. That was such a giant triple decker nothingburger with cheese.

A beautiful girl makes a funny sexual innuendo and, rather then deleting her life, leans into it. What's not to like? This girl gets better every time I read about her. Can't believe so may old fuddy duddies got their diapers in a bunch over her.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Johny Henry, the thinking man.

Coming soon: The John Henry Memorial Challenge.

 

[GhostFence2024]

I remember how we used to talk about our parents asking us for tech advice when something went wrong with their computers, and us talking to our nephews when we didn't know.

That isn't happening anymore. Just like there aren't many men below the age of 50 who can still change the oil in their own car anymore, I don't know how many below the age of 30 can still reformat a hard-drive.

Lots of young folks can't format a hard drive. None of us are farmers either. Nobody here has built a wagon or communicated by smoke signals or hunted with a spear.

A beautiful girl makes a funny sexual innuendo and, rather then deleting her life, leans into it. What's not to like? This girl gets better every time I read about her. Can't believe so may old fuddy duddies got their diapers in a bunch over her.

Sometimes people gotta learn if they have a problem with someone, just tune them tf out and move on.