Have You Heard? Perky Is Not Getting Nekkid...

[Marxist]

....she's not sending pictures of her ass, she's not going to do a video, she's not that girl from the video, she's not even thinking about streaking in Montreal like she did last summer, she's not a supermodel goddamnit, she's a real woman with real feelings.....


She's not getting nekkid for you or me or anyone, so just deal with it, OK?

 

[perks]

Carlton, you amuse me.

give me some sugah.

 

[heterotic]

I see not the antecedent to the outburst.

 

[Marxist]

I see not the antecedent to the outburst.

Like I need one, Hulk.

 

[Marxist]

Carlton, you amuse me.

give me some sugah.

I want pics. Then you'll get your sugah.

 

[perks]

I want pics. Then you'll get your sugah.

I don't want to make you a liar. Too bad you started this thread.




you can think about that, while I'm gone.

 

[heterotic]

Like I need one, Hulk.

Ooh! Can I keep that nickname? I've never had one before.
I'm sure if you spend enough time making friends with the denizens of Montreal, you'll eventually find one who had his camera out and is willing to share. Then you can use it as blackmail to get more.

 

[Marxist]

I don't want to make you a liar. Too bad you started this thread.




you can think about that, while I'm gone.

Gone where? You're not headed south are you?

 

[heterotic]

Gone where? You're not headed south are you?

South is for winter. Ducks migrate north for summer.

 

[perks]

nothing as grand as that

I'm going to buy flip flops for my orangey webbed feet.

do miss me.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

You have to be on the special "Nekkid Perky Pics" mailing list to get those, right? I just wish she'd quit spamming my Hotmail account now that I've signed up.

I'd give you password, but then I wouldn't get no mo' sugah.

 

[perks]

flashing my orangey webbed feet


you wish you had spam from me, hambone.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Anything to get your attention, darlin'. I'm a slut. I'll take spam or nekkid pics or a poke in the eye from you. You know that.

 

[perks]

take my wife, please.


I heard that somewhere. I know it is the punchline.

 

[BigDawg69]

Does your hubby know you have a wife?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Jesus, Hamlet. I leave you alone for two minutes and you go flirt with another girl.

Crushed,

Your Incestuous Sister

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Okay, I'm going to my room now.

No more computer for me.

 

[perks]

Does your hubby know you have a wife?

NO, but someone tell him, so he can tell me.


RUByyyyyyyy, I like teamwork, it's all relative.<snicker>

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[perks]

where is Carlton?

 

[BigDawg69]

She's not getting nekkid for you or me or anyone, so just deal with it, OK?

I'm beginning to feel more and more special to have seen as much of the Duck as I have had so much pleasure to see!

 

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[perks]

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I'm beginning to feel more and more special to have seen as much of the Duck as I have had so much pleasure to see!

fucking dawg, shut the hell up

 

[BigDawg69]

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shush...don't go givin up all her secrets now! (slinking off to gaze upon my very own personal perkypic...)

Only 1? Hmmm I think I'll slink off and hide my full CD-ROM in the closet.

 

[perks]

y'all are soooooo full of the shitola.