Have you ever...

[Shannon]

Has anyone in here had sex (oral or otherwise) with someone just to get something?? Maybe having sex with a cop to get out of a ticket. Maybe that cute guy that has been buying you drinks all night. Or maybe your short on money and that kid at the fast food joint.

 

[Avatar]

Umm other then having sex with someone purly to "get" off, I'd have to give a negative.

 

[Skibum]

Shanon, your question probably does not pertain to men very much, if at all. As a gender, we're pretty much a horny bunch, looking for sex all the time.

Since we want sex all the time anyway, if we can get something else out of it too it's just a little icing on the cake.

 

[Shannon]

Skibum, you are very much right about men being horny. But out there somewhere there might be a guy or two who can say yes to the question. Maybe, just maybe.

[This message has been edited by Shannon (edited 05-19-2000).]

 

[Moz57]

yeah, actually i have...i'd have to admit that i'm not very proud of it, but yeah...i have some pretty expensive habits (nothing like your thinking) and i used to basically trade sex with somebody in order to feed that habit. *grin* it didn't hurt that she was great in bed and really willing to please, but in the end, it wasn't something that i could look back at and respect myself for.

 

[Skibum]

Originally posted by Shannon:
out there somewhere there might be a guy or two who can say yes to the question.

Whatever a guy says, he liked the sex. Maybe some guys had sex with someone so they could get more sex? Idoubt very many single, unattached guys would turn down sex even if they were not going to get anything else out of it.

(This is where I get flamed by all the single guys.)

 

[Thumper]

Well, I can't say the opportunity has arisen...yet! Maybe I will try it if I get pulled over by a good looking female cop. Definitely would if some cute chick was buying me drinks all night....er no I wouldn't either. If I've been drinking sex is out of the question would do oral though.

However...I DO deliver pizza part time and if any of you ladies out there ever got a case of the munchies..and no funds....I'm easy!

 

[Lovely Latina]

Hey Thummmmmmmper...I know you're out there right now...

Here's a joke JUST for you:

How do you get a musician off your doorstep?
(No wait...don't leave...you're gonna LOOOVE this! My musician husband does...hehe.)

Ready?

Pay for the pizza

BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

(Whoo boy...yep...it's late. Good night.

)

 

[Thumper]

...Good one LL

Know how to make a bass player mad?

 

[Lovely Latina]

I dunno...take away his fishing tackle?

 

[Thumper]

Detune one of his strings.....but don't tell him which one....

 

[Lovely Latina]

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[Lovely Latina]

I'm laughing...really...I am.


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[Whispersecret]

I have never had sex with anyone to get something in return.

I have had THOUGHTS about that. I really want to move into a larger house. Two growing boys in one small bedroom is tough. The toys have taken over the living room because there isn't enough space in their room for everything. (I know, get rid of some of the toys.) So occasionally I entertain thoughts about stepping up satisfying my husband with the express goal of convincing him that we need to move. However, I know that that would be wrong and I would never stoop to that. I DO have those thoughts though. <smiles wryly>

 

[MADDOG]

Whispersecret, if I were your hubby, I really don't think I'd have a problem with it! If you want a new house, do what you've gotta do! Beleive me, it's win/win!

MADDOG

 

[Guest]

Well, there was that one time when I needed some gas money or I wouldn't even be able to attend classes the following week. I suppose that makes me a prostitute? ~Yikes!~ It was only $15 though... lol

 

[Earthgoddess]

I come to confess.
I must be evil, I have exchanged sexual favors for opera tickets,jewelry, a house and a car. I regularly exchange sex for getting the living room painted or the yard work done. I have been known to offer prolonged oral attention just to get the remote control. *sobbing dramatically* I once even had sex to get him to balance the checkbook...God forgive me I use sex all the time to get my husband to do what I want...I stand before you a harlot,yes a scarlet woman. I am so ashamed but it is soooo fun

Sorry but I had to confess,since hubby has been forgiven and sent me off to a wine fest,and let me re-stock our wine cellar,and didn't fuss about the oh-so-cool windchimes made of antique silverware and stained glass-he got to be the Ass Master tonight. Seems fair to me, I got Reisling,windchimes and over an hour of rowdy orgasmic sex and he got to spank me and well, er...um... you know.

 

[Whispersecret]

<blinks> You mean it wouldn't be evil of me to drain his cock with my mouth and then talk about the current listing prices in our neighborhood? It seems so underhanded... <giggles a Linda Blair sort of giggle>

Earthgoddess, give me some tips here. Do you approach him with the request and then fuck him, or vice versa? Give me a detailed tutorial on "Getting favors from your husband and cumming in the process". I've always wanted a sapphire ring. A scanner would really come in handy. (Still have those naughty pics I haven't sent in.) I wouldn't mind going on another Caribbean cruise this summer.

Are there any other males out there besides Maddog who have an opinion on this?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Look whisper... if I have the money and you are nice enough anything is up for grabs OK. Another carribean cruise.... isn't one enough, lucky thing!

Da Chef

 

[MADDOG]

Originally posted by whispersecret:
<blinks> You mean it wouldn't be evil of me to drain his cock with my mouth and then talk about the current listing prices in our neighborhood? It seems so underhanded... <giggles a Linda Blair sort of giggle>

Whispersecret, if you feel bad about doing that to you husband, so it to me and I'LL buy you a new house!

MADDOG

 

[Merelan]

First I am putting up a barrier in case people throw things.....

Darling Whispersecret....
I think that many of us have had sex to get something. Not neccessarily material things though, and I think that's what the original question meant. Mostly it's for affection and for companionship. I am not saying just the "sleep around" times. Though that counts too. At that point we just want someone to help us feel good, or get through a few hours without having to worry about crap going on in the outside world.
In your situation, gulp..... I am not sure what he is like. I know you love him, adore him... so sex wouldn't be hard... whoops... yes it would... hopefully.
Grrr. Try again merelan. I have typed this three times and cannot get it right.
Simple. Can you truly afford a new house? And the move? And the expense of closing, moving, new stuff for it? Have you actually talked to him, seriously about this.
Is adding on to the one you are in an option?
Or adding up? You know, a new floor?
Depending on where you live that could be cheaper. But if you truly want a new house, and it sounds like you really need the room, ask him. Sit down and ask. If he says no we can't afford. Then have him show you why. I don't know who does the finances there, him or you? So if it's him have him show you why not. If it's you, then show him why you can.
I always advocate more sex, can't hurt!!!! But communication is important too. Not vague wishful thoughts, but the big talk around the table type stuff. When the kids are in bed and the phone is turned off.
Forgive me if I sound formal, yuck. You asked if anyone else had opinion, and since I am drawn to you and your writings I thought I would offer.

 

[Whispersecret]

Merelan, thank you very much for your thoughtful post. (Sorry, Shannon for veering from your original thread.)

My husband and I have talked about it, here and there, but, you know, I've never just asked him to outline in specific terms just why we can't sell and move up. He gives vague answers like, "We're fine where we are." Because I'm a stay at home mom now (at least for the next school year) I feel bad asking for more. Anyway, no one really wants to be bothered with my personal homeowning frustrations. <chuckles>

Thanks, Merelan. That's twice you've tried to help me with a problem. You are a kind person. <hugs>

 

[Earthgoddess]

Well first follow the great advice on adult communication, it was really thoughtful and sweet...Now for the lewd and demeaning stuff...I formulate a concise question or request...then I tease him with potential outcome..Honey can I please have $100 for the wine festival,you can have my ab-so-lu-te(walking fingers towards waistband of his pants) attention later...Arrive home with neat windchimes and more wine than responsible people purchase for home consumption...offer said wine as a body cocktail...mention really cool and slightly overpriced wind chime...begin to lick scrotum...crumple receipt for windchime and ditch it under bed,suck tip of penis slowly and deliberately...stop sucking to ask if he really likes wind chime...do not resume until answer is yes..once yes is provided engulf entire cock and suck lasciviously...Have husband on edge of climax..yawn and announce you need to use the ladies room..inadvertantly leave receipt near enough for him to find...have hubby comprehend that $36 for an eclectic windchime is way over budget of 0$...re-enter bedroom and fall prey to ass master scenerio for fibbing-orgasm like a big dog...

 

[Whispersecret]

LMAO. Earthgoddess, you are now my official mentor for the Art of Justifying How Much Money You Spend on Such and Such Item. I guess I blew it last night (Ha! Sometimes those puns just come out, don't they?) because I spend an hour sucking him and I hadn't bought a single thing! Just kidding. But, JEEZ, my jaw hasn't hurt that much since I got two crowns at the dentist.

 

[Earthgoddess]

wow...an hour-talented tongue you have there...The windchime is really cool it is amde of antique coin silverware bent to accentuate the curves of the metal and it has these awesome pieces of stained glass-all geometrical,not to mention glass beads of various sizes...and the whole thing is suspended from an antique wedding goblet-very cool and I tought romantic...and it has a light tinkly sound,soothing...I love it and my hubby so, I am combining the best of both worlds..hehehe,but now I can't let hubby see your post or he'll want an hour from me...how did you do it for an hour without your jaw cramping???now I am really curious...