Have you ever used Udder Balm in your sex life?

[neci]

Poll to follow. Describe your experience? How does it compare to other moisturizers?

 

[dolf]

Udder balm

 

[Wings]

I use coconut oil sometimes. So...no?

 

[removed9556]

 

[Saint Peter]

No.

I have used Cornhusker Lotion.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I use coconut oil sometimes. So...no?

^^This

 

[Wings]

^^This

This thought had led me astray!

 

[Aglaopheme]

This thought had led me astray!

^^And, those!^^

Sssshhh. I did just this afternoon.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

No but my sex life is an utter bomb.

 

[Wings]

^^And, those!^^

Sssshhh. I did just this afternoon.

Oh! Now I know what I need to do when I get home!

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm here for the udders.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

I'm here for the udders.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Huge_udders.jpg

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

https://ct.weirdnutdaily.com/ol/wn/sw/i37/2/10/28/wnd_0b30033cd5ba5ff3e6659802fe5e450d.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

Can I get a squirt on my frosted flakes? Thanks in advance.

 

[neci]

Udder balm

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/11/18/22/2E896E5D00000578-0-image-a-33_1447884664198.jpg

https://www.homesteadersupply.com/images/90104%20Original%20Udder%20Balm%2016%20oz.jpg

http://www.scruggsfarm.com/images/products/Livestock_Misc/UdderButter_B.jpg

i was checking it out at the feed store today. i figured someone around here has to have used this stuff.

 

[help_me_Rhonda]

I use Lanolin.
http://www.motherhood.com/dw/image/v2/BBBT_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-dmat-master-catalog/default/dwcf567b37/hi-res/006-92695-99cu.jpg?sw=767&sh=767&sm=fit&sfrm=jpg

...and I've never had a baby.

 

[warrior queen]

Udder Balm is the best foot moisturiser!

 

[neci]

I use coconut oil sometimes. So...no?

^^This

me too. never uddered it up.

No.

I have used Cornhusker Lotion.

moo.

For hard-working cows.

moo.

I'm here for the udders.

moo.

I use Lanolin.
jpg

...and I've never had a baby.

ah, the memories.

Udder Balm is the best foot moisturiser!

 

[neci]

No but my sex life is an utter bomb.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1945914/major-kong-rides-the-bomb-o.gif

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

My hands got raw doing something and i bought a can and used it once. From what I remember, it was disgusting.

 

[Aquagal]

I’ve used Bag Balm on my feet before, if it’s the same consistency...no, I wouldn’t recommend it. It’s thick and sticky.

 

[neci]

I’ve used Bag Balm on my feet before, if it’s the same consistency...no, I wouldn’t recommend it. It’s thick and sticky.

i like thick and sticky, as long as it's not too tacky after being rubbed in.

 

[Aquagal]

Yes, it was tacky, and the smell was not appealing at all.

 

[jezzilee]

My grandma had a can of that in the medicine cabinet. She used it like a salve if I remember correctly.

 

[Captainnumnuts]

I use peanut butter.
Choosy mothers chose Jif (Great w/honey) I prefer MILFs, also great w/honey. Never know who's gonna drop by with some peanut butter from the super market.