Have you ever used Udder Balm in your sex life?

Udder Balm

  • I stroke my dick with it on the regular.

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  • Maybe once back in the day.

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  • I prefer it dry.

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i would hope that the cows say out of the sun, after being rubbed down with balm. i bet milking with coconut oil would be really nice on a cow. i used fresh almond butter in a recipe tonight along with coconut milk. it ended up the perfect level of creaminess.
 
i would hope that the cows say out of the sun, after being rubbed down with balm. i bet milking with coconut oil would be really nice on a cow. i used fresh almond butter in a recipe tonight along with coconut milk. it ended up the perfect level of creaminess.

Cows get sun burned? I'm going to get some suntan lotion for some cows down the street. I now have a purpose.
 
I gave my buddy a jar of it for Christmas. He married a younger woman I I thought he could use it. I'm considerate like that.
 
For crusted, caked teats, it’s the balm.

Highly recommended for those of you with the heartbreak of psoriasis of the boobs.
 
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