Has this ever happened to you?

[Mr_Neb]

So last night was our "stay in date night." She had on a satin blue night slip and I had on black satin boxers and robe. We enjoyed the spectacular dinner she made along with plenty of wine and a few Manhattans. When it was over, we went up to bed to practice some very unsafe sex. (You get to do that after 33 years of marriage.)

Eventually we ended up in the 69 position with me on top. Things were going wonderfully. We take things slow and easy and enjoy things to their fullest. First she came (again) and then shortly thereafter I came.

We were in no rush to change things but after our orgasmic bliss faded, I attempted to roll off of her with the intent of ending our love making with more hugging and kissing.

The problem was that I rolled the wrong way and rolled right off the bed and hit the floor with a thud. There we were. Me, naked laying on the floor, she in the bed looking to see if I was OK with my cum on her face.

It was pretty funny actually. No broken bones.

 

[JohnnySavage]

So last night was our "stay in date night." She had on a stain blue night slip and I had on black satin boxers and robe. We enjoyed the spectacular dinner she made along with plenty of wine and a few Manhattans. When it was over, we went up to bed to practice some very unsafe sex. (You get to do that after 33 years of marriage.)

Eventually we ended up in the 69 position with me on top. Things were going wonderfully. We take things slow and easy and enjoy things to their fullest. First she came (again) and then shortly thereafter I came.

We were in no rush to change things but after our orgasmic bliss faded, I attempted to roll off of her with the intent of ending our love making with more hugging and kissing.

The problem was that I rolled the wrong way and rolled right off the bed and hit the floor with a thud. There we were. Me, naked laying on the floor, she in the bed looking to see if I was OK with my cum on her face.

It was pretty funny actually. No broken bones.

Yes, that happened to me too. Your wife seems to be pretty slippery.

 

[Laurel]

So last night was our "stay in date night." She had on a stain blue night slip and I had on black satin boxers and robe. We enjoyed the spectacular dinner she made along with plenty of wine and a few Manhattans. When it was over, we went up to bed to practice some very unsafe sex. (You get to do that after 33 years of marriage.)

Eventually we ended up in the 69 position with me on top. Things were going wonderfully. We take things slow and easy and enjoy things to their fullest. First she came (again) and then shortly thereafter I came.

We were in no rush to change things but after our orgasmic bliss faded, I attempted to roll off of her with the intent of ending our love making with more hugging and kissing.

The problem was that I rolled the wrong way and rolled right off the bed and hit the floor with a thud. There we were. Me, naked laying on the floor, she in the bed looking to see if I was OK with my cum on her face.

It was pretty funny actually. No broken bones.

Wow, one of the original Lit authors! Great to see you!

 

[Mr_Neb]

Laurel, how nice of you to remember. I do post a story now and again but definitely not frequently.

 

[Mr_Neb]

Johnny, "goopey" was the term she used last night.

 

[Disgustipated]

Laurel, how nice of you to remember. I do post a story now and again but definitely not frequently.

Are they all humdingers like the one above?

 

[RobDownSouth]

So last night was our "stay in date night." She had on a stain blue night slip and I had on black satin boxers and robe. We enjoyed the spectacular dinner she made along with plenty of wine and a few Manhattans. When it was over, we went up to bed to practice some very unsafe sex. (You get to do that after 33 years of marriage.)

Eventually we ended up in the 69 position with me on top. Things were going wonderfully. We take things slow and easy and enjoy things to their fullest. First she came (again) and then shortly thereafter I came.

We were in no rush to change things but after our orgasmic bliss faded, I attempted to roll off of her with the intent of ending our love making with more hugging and kissing.

The problem was that I rolled the wrong way and rolled right off the bed and hit the floor with a thud. There we were. Me, naked laying on the floor, she in the bed looking to see if I was OK with my cum on her face.

It was pretty funny actually. No broken bones.

Cool Story, Bro!

I'd title it "Turning 70: 69 plus 1 on the Floor"

 

[butters]

So last night was our "stay in date night." She had on a stain blue night slip and I had on black satin boxers and robe. We enjoyed the spectacular dinner she made along with plenty of wine and a few Manhattans. When it was over, we went up to bed to practice some very unsafe sex. (You get to do that after 33 years of marriage.)

Eventually we ended up in the 69 position with me on top. Things were going wonderfully. We take things slow and easy and enjoy things to their fullest. First she came (again) and then shortly thereafter I came.

We were in no rush to change things but after our orgasmic bliss faded, I attempted to roll off of her with the intent of ending our love making with more hugging and kissing.

The problem was that I rolled the wrong way and rolled right off the bed and hit the floor with a thud. There we were. Me, naked laying on the floor, she in the bed looking to see if I was OK with my cum on her face.

It was pretty funny actually. No broken bones.

nope

can't say it has

pssst - typo in your first line could use an edit.

 

[Magnetron]

nope

can't say it has

pssst - typo in your first line could use an edit.

Maybe it was a stained blue night slip.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

Similar but without the clothes. We're not bashful.
And in nearly 50 years sleeping and playing in a kingsized waterbed no one has fallen overboard.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

Maybe it was a stained blue night slip.

Just before he fell on the floor he shot all over her blue nite slip

 

[butters]

Maybe it was a stained blue night slip.

ew

...

 

[Christobal]

Good heavens that happened more times than I can remember. Constantly changing position and one of us falling off the bed. Then laughing our asses off. That usually leads to some oral sex to recover the mood.

 

[nerfhearder]

the intent of ending our love making with more hugging and kissing.

my cum on her face.

Maybe have her wipe it off first. I mean unless that's your thing.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

No broken bones.

If there's no broken bones, then you're not doing it hard enough.

 

[Mr_Neb]

Good heavens that happened more times than I can remember. Constantly changing position and one of us falling off the bed. Then laughing our asses off. That usually leads to some oral sex to recover the mood.

"OhhhhHHH" <thud>

"Oh my. I've fallen of the bed yet again. Oh well. I guess I'll need some more of that oral sex to get me back in the mood. Right Honey?"

 

[RawHumor]

pssst - typo in your first line could use an edit.

Maybe his name is Bill and hers is Monica

 

[butters]

Maybe his name is Bill and hers is Monica

*smiles*

 

[Christobal]

"OhhhhHHH" <thud>

"Oh my. I've fallen of the bed yet again. Oh well. I guess I'll need some more of that oral sex to get me back in the mood. Right Honey?"

Sometime it's your turn. Especially if you knocked her off the bed.