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This is a very true story!! ..... I use to live in Atlanta GA. A friend and I went to an upscale restraunt/bar on the north side, as soon as we walked in the door we both noticed two girls sitting on an upper level that surrounded the dance floor. Taking good mental notes of this, we went on over to the bar and got a couple of whiskeys and began to mingle. As time passed we got separated off with 2 different groups of people and didn't see each other for about 2 hours. In the mean time I had began zeroing in on one of the girls we had seen as we had come in. A few minutes later we got out on the dance floor and there was my buddy with the other girl.... by this time he was pretty drunk and making some very forward comments regarding the size of the girls tits and the shapes of there fine asses. I just rolled my eyes and tried to play it cool, but after a few more rude and crude suggestions the girl I was with stepped up to the plate and pulled out a tit and showed him up close how she was put together up top. This just about floored me and i REALLY FLIPPED WHEN SHE LOOKS OVER AT ME AND SAYS THAT HER TITS NOT ONLY LOOK GOOD BUT TASTE EVEN BETTER!! She grabs me by the neck and forces my head down on her nipple. Well at this point the other girl (the one with my buddy) says its time to go. They go to her car and we go to my girls car. Turns out we all lived about 2 blocks from each other in Roswell. Now at the house (us at mine and my buddy at the house of the girl he was with) I started talking about girl on girl and asked this girl I was with if her and her friend did that sort of thing... wrong thing to ask.... turns out that about 3 months prior her dad had come home from work at lunch time and caught her mom and the lady next door doing some pretty serious kitty licking on the living room floor.... marriage over (that guy must have been fucking nuts, I prey for it and he got a divorce over it) Well after this rather lengthy story I had just listened to I was not quite sure if I should go for it or not.... "What the fuck" I was going for it, if she gets pissed, fuck her. ..... Went to the bathroom came out with a plan of attack and she had beat me to the punch.... she was butt ass naked on the middle of the bed and told me to climb in..... killer.... We are fucking, sucking, and getting pretty damn wild..... doing some boneified trick fucking. All of a sudden we go rolling of the bed and crash into my 2 day old 32" TV. It goes off the stand backwards into and through the window and lands on the porch below me. Now that sucked. It wasn't over yet. We fucked some more, in the living room, the kitchen and out on the balcony. She goes home about 4 AM. Next day I start looking at the damages and damn it boy if that gross fucking girl shit all over the fucking house!! No bullshit!! She must have had the shits or something, it was all over!! The only thing I remember about her is that she told me she was 19 years old, I didn't get a name or number or address.
 
Where the hell was your buddy when all this was going on? I thought you said that he was over at her girl friends place.
 
What club did you say you went to? Skanks are Us?
 
I really can't sympathize, pal, not only because I've never had an experience like that, but also because it's your own damn fault. If you learn anything from this, let it be to choose your partners a little more carefully!
 
Sorry can't say this has happened to me or can I say I would want it to.

I hope you use protection???

I would be afraid very afraid of what this girl may have left you other then shit piles.

Bonnie
 
Are we taking this seriously?

Really -- I'd like to know. Are we supposed to?
 
Has this ever happened to you? No, dear, just to you!

Let's see, the story is pointless, long winded, vulgar and 'anonymous'. Uhmmmm, no?

But the subject fits in to the post about redundant questions!
 
if i remember correctly, men often wish for the beginning of this story. how easy, how seemingly erotic...WRONG!
i hope everyone gets the message of how it can really turn out. no one REALLY wants slutty, drunk women.

oh, how's your tv? hope you had a warranty! :)
 
Ugh, what else is there to say?

Don't worry, I always think of something :)

After reading the original posting three times it dawned on me that Peekaboo is not a girl, but a boy. Then it made a queer sort of sense.

The phrase that truly caught my attention was "girl shit" the implication of this being, at least to my mind, that if it had been "boy shit" it would have been acceptable.
 
Re: Ugh, what else is there to say?

KillerMuffin said:
Don't worry, I always think of something :)

After reading the original posting three times it dawned on me that Peekaboo is not a girl, but a boy. Then it made a queer sort of sense.

The phrase that truly caught my attention was "girl shit" the implication of this being, at least to my mind, that if it had been "boy shit" it would have been acceptable.


Not to be a grammar teacher but the original post should have said this "this gross fucking girl, shit all over my room."


Peace
 
Actually, he/she/it/Picabo just left out the words did not as in blah blah blah "damn if that nasty bitch did not shit all over the house" blah blah blah.

Maybe she thought he was in to scat? :eek:
 
Payne said:


Maybe she thought he was in to scat? :eek:

Oh now that is just plain disgusting. I can handle a lot of stuff, but that and anything involving eels is just plain disgusting.
 
Wonder how many threads I can post this on.??

Like I just said on another thread... Is there anything more annoying than a 14 yr old without adult supervision??
 
Hello Lasher. A: A 14 yr old w/o adult supervision who has managed to find this site! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Muff, was it all that Poison and Cinderella that got you talkin 'bout eels? EELS? EELS? WTF? Do tell...

(PS wishing you lots of no cal magic chocolate, 'Mom')
 
Payne said:

Muff, was it all that Poison and Cinderella that got you talkin 'bout eels? EELS? EELS? WTF? Do tell...

(PS wishing you lots of no cal magic chocolate, 'Mom')

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw ty mom for all tha chocolate, now I don't have to hear "WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN BABY GOT BACK!!!!!!" when walking through a convenience store late at night and I'm the only female there. Baby doesn't WANT to have back.

as for the eels.......

One day while searching for nice pictures of dalmations for my son on the internet (we have a dalmation) I went to a link and discovered a dalmation doing something he oughtn't have with a woman. Just below another (the same?) woman was doing a similar act with an eel. But thats another thread all together....
 
HeeHeeHeeeeeee. My fingers got ahead of my brain (be quiet Mason Lincoln Roosevelt!).

I'm sorry, I'll explain. I was being sweet and giving you magic chocolate, Mom (that's you) cause your baby is going off to kiddie-garden. Awww, don't be sad! His growing up just means that you're a very good Mommy and doing your job exactly right.

There, did that explaineded it?

Magic chocolate for everybody! No, wait, it's all mine, get back I tell ya, mine mine mine! :D :D :D
 
Moral To The Story......

Well I see that some folks had a good laugh at my "shity" story and some found it to be in rather poor taste...... I feel that is good.... at least that proves we are not all clones of the same make and model!! This story is true, and I am damn glad I have'nt run into a clone of that girl I met that faithful night at Elan,s in Atlanta!! Let me add that this girl was very clean cut and pretty (not "fine".. but pretty). She was not the sort of girl a fellar would have suspected of behaveing the way she did.
 
Yeah but did your moral wear protection??????
If it is true which I think not. Don't you think that if this girl is so clean cut why would she shit all over the place.
Plus where the hell were you when she was doing this????
Something still smells funny here!

Bonnie
 
*Bowing in the light of acknowledgement from Bonnie Wee Lassie* :D
 
Hey man are you gonna answer my question about where your friend was? What was his evening like? Was the girl he was with as nasty as yours?

"Turns out we all lived about 2 blocks from each other in Roswell. Now at the house (us at mine and my buddy at the house of the girl he was with"

"The only thing I remember about her is that she told me she was 19 years old, I didn't get a name or number or address"

I thought you said that you didn't know where this girl lived. You know where one of them lived.
 
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