Has anyone ever had domesticated sex?

[KillerMuffin]

I've noticed that most people around here have a lot of "wild" sex. I'm wondering if anyone has experienced "domesticated" sex. What about "feral" sex? Is there a difference, if so what is it? How can you tell? Have you done it?

 

[HeavyStick]

Domesticated sex is on top of the washer during the spin cycle.

 

[curious2c]

ho humm...uh...well...yes

Not exactly proud of it...not my fault either. Just the way life is at this time for me I guess. I would rather be having wild, unfettered hot sex...oh well.

 

[Guest]

shaddap KM
you are actually the most boringest person in the world.

do u actually copy and paste these topics or is your head so full of craps all the time?
sheesh
get a life u loser

 

[Guest]

shaddap KM
you are actually the most boringest person in the world.

do u actually copy and paste these topics or is your head so full of craps all the time?
sheesh
get a life u loser

That's a "neither".

 

[Nora]

Feral sex tastes a little too gamey for me. Domesticated's ok, but sometimes a bit flavorless. It's good to add a marinade or at least a sauce of some sort. Wild would probably be a good middle-ground, but since I started my sex-free diet I've been out of the loop on what's trendy in the sex-world.

 

[HeavyStick]

So Nora, what's the best marinade?

Jelly, chocolate sauce, whipped cream?

 

[Nora]

So Nora, what's the best marinade?

Jelly, chocolate sauce, whipped cream?

Nononono, HS! Those are all sauces you put on top of the domesticated sex to add zip to it. A marinade will work from within! That's the beauty of marinades. So think kiwi, pineapple juice, tequila, a couple of bottles of wine....those are all good marinades.

As far as sauces go, HS, I'm just not that big a fan of sweets. All of those are traditional, of course, but I think I'd have to go for something a little stronger for domesticated sex. Hollandaise lends not only a lemony zip, but also an edge of danger with it's barely cooked eggs. Peanut butter (creamy please, not chunky for this use) is thick and stays where you put it, plus it has the side benefit of being good for the skin. Ditto for guacamole (again, for aesthetic reasons it's best to make it sorta smooth).

 

[patient1]

I've never had domesticated sex. I can't afford domestic help. In fact, I don't even let anyone carry my bags to a hotel room, because I don't feel right about having a servant.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Would you believe an article on the subject Muff?

http://www.sott.com/v5-3s09.htm

 

[Lancecastor]

Free range sex is quite good.

 

[sheath]

Domesticated sex is what happens when you have kids playing outside that can come in any minute and find you having a little quickie in the middle of the kitchen floor while supper burns on the stove.

Feral sex is when you lock the doors and hope to God the neighbors find it in their hearts to feed your kids because you are too busy playing with the sprinkler hose thingie on the sink AND finding new uses for the hand mixer.

S.

 

[Guest]

Domesticated sex is what happens when you have kids playing outside that can come in any minute and find you having a little quickie in the middle of the kitchen floor while supper burns on the stove.

Feral sex is when you lock the doors and hope to God the neighbors find it in their hearts to feed your kids because you are too busy playing with the sprinkler hose thingie on the sink AND finding new uses for the hand mixer.

S.

LMAO!

 

[#1tankcomander]

As sheath put it.......
Domesticated sex is when you catch her ironing thrw her dress up or pull her jeans down and bend her over the ironing board! Just remember to un plug the iron first! Of course the kids must be playing outside at the time!

Feral sex is when you lock the doors and windows while your kids are walking 5 blocks down the road to play with friends for a while and you experiment with various kitchen apparatices! I like spatulas!