Happy Valentine's Day, sexy persons and writers of naughty stories!

[shereads]

What more appropriate place to wish everyone a happy cupid-aimed-at-your-heart-and-hit-your-private-parts day than here at Literotica?

 

[Guest]

O la la, my 'private parts'. No one has addressed them quite like that in ages.

Swooning, Perdita

 

[shereads]

O la la, my 'private parts'. No one has addressed them quite like that in ages.

Swooning, Perdita

One has so little privacy these days.

Also, there's too much "passing out" and not enough swooning. I blame the lack of fainting couches.

Gorgeous AV, by the way.

 

[Guest]

I received this today as 'feedback'. P.

 

[English Lady]

Awww Happy Valentines day to you too Shereads..and you Perdita...and heck everyone here..I hope you all get some or at least something special today

 

[Guest]

Lady, if it's not too improper, here's a for right under your hand in your AV. O la la!

Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I received this today as 'feedback'. P.

Only at Lit...

 

[English Lady]

Oh how cheeky Perdita! you've made me blush now!

 

[Guest]

Oh how cheeky Perdita! you've made me blush now!

Cheeky and blush in the same sentence, ooh... I really am a mucky bessom.

Perdita

 

[English Lady]

*chuckling*

Maybe I should look into writing hysterical..i mean historical romance for a living *L*

 

[Guest]

Happy VD everyone!

No, not that kind of VD!

 

[shereads]

The Aragorn AV makes me swoon.

Waited three episodes for someone to give that poor man a warm sponge bath, and nothing. What was wrong with those women, anyway?

 

[Guest]

The Aragorn AV makes me swoon.

Waited three episodes for someone to give that poor man a warm sponge bath, and nothing. What was wrong with those women, anyway?

Hey I don't know, but can you imagine this dude having trouble finding a date?

Caption for the Av: What do you mean, no sex?

J

 

[minsue]

The Aragorn AV makes me swoon.

Waited three episodes for someone to give that poor man a warm sponge bath, and nothing. What was wrong with those women, anyway?

According to my husband, 'Lord of the G-Strings' is playing on cable right now. Maybe you'll get that sponge bath there?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

According to my husband, 'Lord of the G-Strings' is playing on cable right now. Maybe you'll get that sponge bath there?

Oooh! Oooh! What channel? I could go for a sponge bath! Might relax me enough to go to sleep and keep me from posting another kicker on the Incurable Ear Worm thread...

~lucky