Happy Birthday to me!

Quint

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For my birthday, I would like:

From everyone: 19 spankings. Maybe that will give me a decent number. 19, sheesh. Gimme some decades! Triple digits! (Hmm, who plans on being active in BDSM in their hundreds?)

From Blue: One copy of the BDSM Handbook, please!

From Freya: You in a nice big (but not TOO big) red bow would be lovely. Perhaps three small-yet-strategically-placed bows...

From Cym: That lovely curlique breast adornment in one of your AVs, although then I'd have to get pierced....well, just make it your AV again so I can admire it.

From James and MzChrista, and CarolineOh and Sam: More exciting stories! I'm AWOH (Away Without Hunny) right now and so I need my vicarious sessions!

From Monster: Could you bring back the green demon? He was cute.

From Todd: Don't flake out on the Chain Story...I know where to find you. Well, if you aren't on this forum, then I guess I don't know where to find you, so uhhh, just don't flake. o)

From Risia: More inspiration.

From SpectreT: Now why would I want anything from a switchy male like you? ::big cheesy grin::

And now TO everyone: Have a lovely day, full of happiness and hard thwacks!
 
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Happy Birthday Quint (or Q-unit)

Don't knock being 19 ... you will get older all to quickly and then want your youth back!


Hope you have a great day.
 
Happy birthday, Quint! Hope it's a good one!

*Trying to remember the day she turned 19 - this one is far too old, sometimes!*
 
Happy Birthday Quint..may the 19 smacks on yor butt take you just to the edge of heaven.....mean huh?

May the 20th one..the one you were not expecting..take you to heaven and back
 
Happy Birthday Quint!!

For you, i have some advice... be thankful you only have 19 coming to you... i got 35 + last weekend, from my birthday... and it definately pushed me over the edge!!....

Enjoy!!!
 
Shadowsdream said:
Happy Birthday Quint..may the 19 smacks on yor butt take you just to the edge of heaven.....mean huh?

May the 20th one..the one you were not expecting..take you to heaven and back

Ooh, that's LOVELY. May I belatedly include...

From Shadowsdream: 3 hours of whatever she wants to do to me.
 
Wow, 19. I'd love to be the lucky man who gets to have a jewel like you. I guess I'll just have to stick with my own fiancee....oh wait! That IS you! I love you, "Quint", and I hope you have a wonderful birthday.
hunny
 
OOOOOooooooOOOOOOOH!

A never-before-seen-in-the-wild sighting of the incredibly rare "hunny"! :D

It MUST be your b-day, Q-unit, and as per your request, i'm changing avs. Happy birthday.
:rose:
 
Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag

.. and many more to cum .. er come ... I mean; more birthdays - stories - smacks and teases and .... whatever else you may wish for.

Geeeee - there must be LOADS at 19 to wish for - make sure you never postpone things till later *s* go for it NOW!

(even though I tell you a secret - it is getting better! trust me! You are just at the beginning of a wonderfull journey called life)
 
Hmm, anything else I wanna change today?

Gosh, I'm starting to feel all powerful and stuff...somebody needs to come over and deliver those spanks before I start thinking I'm a Domme! :D

Thank you guys. I know this wasn't terribly BDSM-related and I casually disregard that rule on an irregular basis, but thanks for responding so warmly anyway. Have a great one...I certainly am, spank-deprived or not!
 
Hecate said:
My keyboard doesn't have those...those...things (dots over the u). I know what they're called but there's no way i could begin to imagine how to spell them. Phonetically: oom-laught. Anyway, i don't have them and i feel slightly...cheated. Can i put them on my birthday list, Hecate?
;)




(edited to fix the spelling of "phonetically". Are you starting to wonder if i can learn? I mean, doesn't it seem logical that i'd either accept spelling stuff incorrectly and not give a flying fuck about it - or - spell check everything before i post, not after? no. Instead i ramble, then hit ENTER, then sit back and look at it again, then bite my lip and think, "Gee, that word looks funny. I wonder if it's spelled correctly?" Off i go, then, to edit and spell-check the thing. And back here, to, well, do this. At least i'm apologetic. That has to help a bit, hmmm?)
 
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Happy Birthday Quint!

I'm taking notes for my next birthday. You've obviously hit on something here.
 
Happy Birthday to you....

:rose:

my my my... 19 hmm 19...

oh sorry i just took a little trip down memory lane...

i'll tell you no lies and i'll give you no advise... ;)
(unless you ask for it... lol)

so here's my Hallmark moment...

May all of your dearest hopes become reality,
May you always have something to smile about,
May your dreams never become nightmares,
and may the warranty on your body never run out.

:rose:
 
Happy Birthday Quint!

I hope there are many delicious adn delightful surprises for you!

:rose:
 
Happy Birthday, Darling Quint!!!

I've got the flogger and I need practice so just bend over!

You better watch it or you won't be the baby BDSMer anymore!
:rose:
 
i KNEW i was missing the party!

i have but 1 excuse. i was recuperating from my "visitor". We had so much fun that we sorta neglected to sleep. I'll be catching up for the rest of the week. Something you might take into account, when it's your turn. Even youth can only be driven so far and so fast.

i sure hope you had the loveliest of days. i still find it very hard to believe you have amassed such a knowledge base at your age.

You're scary, little darlin'.
Yet adorable...like some kind of Muppet Monster.

Keep up what you're doing. It's WORKING! :kiss:

Blue
 
Happy birthday, Quint. Sorry I got here late for it.

Hmm...inspiration...*digging through my box of tricks*
I'm afraid I'm having an endometriosis day and am running a little low on inspired thoughts. So, I hope you'll accept a few well-circulated and oft-cited but still thoroughly inspiring lines from:

Albert Einstein: Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
The very best version of "don't let the bastards get you down," I think.

Dag Hammarskjold: Friendship needs no words--it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness
Friends enrich our lives at all moments, just by existing. Occasionally, we all need reminding of that, don't we?

Thomas Jefferson: I like the dreams for the future better than the history of the past.
No matter our failings, our atrocities, our injustices, our human frailty, we can always imagine a better world. We don't have to fix the past to create the future. Rather than dwell in guilt, misery, or judgement for what's come before, we can choose to dream up a more beautiful world, and then work to make it so.

Abraham Lincoln: Towering genius disdains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored.
The winding and sometimes difficult path one blazes for themselves is the only true road to our greatest potential. What one person, or even a whole culture, calls crazy, deviant, left-field, or strange may also one day be the idea or invention that changes everything.

and, finally, Virginia Woolf: The beauty of the world which is soon to perish is that of two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.
Beauty is not all happiness and carefree joy. True beauty is more complex, the balanced grace of a heart and soul divided into equal parts laughter and tears, joy and sorrow, celebration and grief. Without the dark, how can we see and rejoice at the light?

I hope it was a good birthday for you, Quint. :rose:
 
Happy birthday Q - now how about a mammouth Buffy and Angel session on my new leather sofa to celebrate - then I think we should invite some of the rest of the gang over to give you those birthday spankings in style!

bring on the beer and popcorn!
 
Quint: Happy, albeit belated, birthday.... Hmmm... if you're awol and awoh atm, then perhaps hunny can save up at least 2 days worth of extra 'attention' for your return. Why 2 days? Well, since we literoticans are STILL wishing you a birthday, the celebration MUST be at least a 2-day affair.

(Who said I should be an ad-exec? Just because I can see how to twist things...)
 
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