Happy Birthday to me !

[Torontomike2013]

Today is my 40th birthday.

I'm accepting any and all presents for the ladies.

Please and thank you.

Cum on ladies make it a great 40th

Pictures
Naughty PM's
Erotic email swap

Thanks
Mike

 

[Torontomike2013]

From the ladies.

Wooooops

 

[SweetnSassssy]

Happy Birthday!

( . )( . )

 

[eyer]

Confucius say:

Bozo who wishes himself happy birthday...

...sucks instead of blows out his own candles.

 

[kootenaychica]

Come on girls ... give this one the ride of his life! Or... make him wait 10 more??? NOT!

Hmmm... I'll start... It's your birthday so you are wearing nothing but your birthday suit of course.

You're waiting for one of us or all of us to slide our juicy bodies into that bubbly, warm and wonderful hot tub with you. Come on girls! Let's see what we can do to put a smile on his face! I'm going to straddle his body, kissing his lips, sucking on his lips, licking his jawline up to his ears and then I'm going to rub my big juicy bouncy tits in his face with my legs wrapped round his waist so i can feel his hardening cock each time I bounce a bit reaching for a drink or another girls delicious body to pull over to join us. .....

Any other takers?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Happy birthday.

 

[WeedSmoke420]

happy birthday

 

[bg23]

who the fucking fuck are these people and why in heaven's name aren't they shitting this useless crap all over the playground where it belongs?

also, kootiecuntwhatever the fuck your name is, why are your tits "juicy"? are you pregnant? you look kinda pregnant so that must be what it is.

 

[kootenaychica]

who the fucking fuck are these people and why in heaven's name aren't they shitting this useless crap all over the playground where it belongs?

also, kootiecuntwhatever the fuck your name is, why are your tits "juicy"? are you pregnant? you look kinda pregnant so that must be what it is.

This has got to be the most hilarious post I've ever read here! I'm almost peeing myself from laughing so hard. Who the hell are we all and who the hell do we think we are playing around on the General Forum? Don't we know the rules for Christ sake.... you bunch of debaucherous C****S!... there... i feel better already.

 

[kootenaychica]

If you're stressed out or stressing, smoke a blunt an SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Just had to quote this WeedSmoke420 to help calm down Mr. bg23

 

[bg23]

This has got to be the most hilarious post I've ever read here! I'm almost peeing myself from laughing so hard. Who the hell are we all and who the hell do we think we are playing around on the General Forum? Don't we know the rules for Christ sake.... you bunch of debaucherous C****S!... there... i feel better already.

debauchery is fine. lame, puke inducing debauchery isn't.

plz go TRY REALLY HARD (but fail anyhow) to be sexy where other moronic twats with little discrimination will appreciate it.

or continue here, i suppose. i can't blame you for trolling for cock here when it's clear from your desperate needs for attention that you're too gag inducing to get any IRL.

go forth and troll for cock with my blessings! and don't forget, since we're all adults here, you CAN actually use bad words. no one will ban you for cussing on the internets, i promise.

 

[bg23]

Just had to quote this WeedSmoke420 to help calm down Mr. bg23

are we playing the "quote things of absolutely no value" game?

here you go.

 

[KyleW]

Just had to quote this WeedSmoke420 to help calm down Mr. bg23

Yes, quote the dumbest motherfucker on the board to show you're not a dumb motherfucker.

 

[CHNOPS]

Yes, quote the dumbest motherfucker on the board to show you're not a dumb motherfucker.

OK!

..​

 

[bg23]

OK!

..​

ltr will be super happy if this is the beginning of some beautiful manlove.

 

[KyleW]

OK!

..​

Two can play this game.

Now let me quote that dumbass bg!

 

[bg23]

Two can play this game.

Now let me quote that dumbass bg!

NO I DID IT TO YOU FIRST

also, it's MR bg to you, apparently


why does nobody ever realise what a delicate fragile flower of femininity i am

 

[CHNOPS]

NO I DID IT TO YOU FIRST

also, it's MR bg to you, apparently


why does nobody ever realise what a delicate fragile flower of femininity i am

Gaydar.

 

[stickwork]

Today is my 40th birthday.

I'm accepting any and all presents for the ladies.

Please and thank you.

Cum on ladies make it a great 40th

Pictures
Naughty PM's
Erotic email swap

Thanks
Mike

You've managed to be dead for 39 years, What about you could possibly merit a titshow?

 

[glynndah]

A birthday from the good little witch.

 

[WeedSmoke420]

Just had to quote this WeedSmoke420 to help calm down Mr. bg23

i'm loving your big ol'tities on your av.