Happy Birthday DGE

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Well that little bird reminded me that it was your birthday today :)

Happy Birthday. I hope that you have a great day and are able to spend it with friends and family.

I hope that you eat well, drink some kiwi sav's and have a yummy chocolate cake (one of these days you might admit to exactly how many candles will be on it).

May the coming year bring you everything you deserve and remember you are only as old as the person you are feeling and I am more than happy to offer my services (as a birthday pressie) to help you feel younger :D

Aroha Nui
 
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Happy birthday, guy. I'll figuratively cross my fingers that when you blow out the candles, you make the right wish... and that it comes true.
 
I haven't forgotten all those fake birthday pranks, Greenie.

Just you wait. :devil: This birthday spanking's going to sting a little...
 
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Hope it is completely awesometacular with lots of FWABAM, KERPLOWEY, ZOOM, SQUEE, and what have you... Oh and cake, candles, wishes, and presents too. :rose:
 
With some luck and good living, you'll get to endure this bullshit a few dozen more times. See that you do, my friend.
 
Well that little bird reminded me that it was your birthday today :)

Happy Birthday. I hope that you have a great day and are able to spend it with friends and family.

I hope that you eat well, drink some kiwi sav's and have a yummy chocolate cake (one of these days you might admit to exactly how many candles will be on it).

May the coming year bring you everything you deserve and remember you are only as old as the person you are feeling and I am more than happy to offer my services (as a birthday pressie) to help you feel younger :D

Aroha Nui

Thank you!

:rose:

Hmmmm... you always know just what to get me.

Thanks for teaching me all the kiwi-isms.


Happy Birthday! :rose:

Thanks, IA!


You realize that K is going to quietly steal away with this, right?

You are such a swell egg.

Happy birthday, guy. I'll figuratively cross my fingers that when you blow out the candles, you make the right wish... and that it comes true.

Thank you, SW. I am honored to be included in the figurative finger crossing, from the world's greatest good-thought beamer!

I haven't forgotten all those fake birthday pranks, Greenie.

Just you wait. :devil: This birthday spanking's going to sting a little...

What?? What??? Me???

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Hope it is completely awesometacular with lots of FWABAM, KERPLOWEY, ZOOM, SQUEE, and what have you... Oh and cake, candles, wishes, and presents too. :rose:

FWABAM!! Great birthday! And thanks for all the coffee...

Happy Birthday, handsome!

Thank you, Loverskitten!

Happy Birthday, Green.

You truly are the best. :rose:

Thanks, sereneone! I am not yet the best, but I broke into the AP Top 25 this week at no. 21!! With continued solid play at the skill positions, I am so going to the LiteroticaBowl.

Happy Birthday!


:rose:

Thanks, FF!

With some luck and good living, you'll get to endure this bullshit a few dozen more times. See that you do, my friend.

Thanks, MWY. When icing Happy Birthday at your party, we'll suspend the good living.

Happy birthday, DGE!

Thanks, Miles!
 
Is it really your birthday or did satindesire put someone up to getting even for her?

Well, on the off chance it's actually your birthday ... Happy Birthday!
 
Man, I'm already in debt for one witty comment, now I owe you an extremely clever birthday wish, with appropriate matching photo. Damn.

Belatedly wishing you a day so awesome baby pandas would be jealous!

(No idea what that meant).

:rose::kiss::heart::cattail:
 
Pissssssssssssssssssstttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How old is he?
 
Ahhh, the heady satisfaction of a birthday thread. It must mean that I am easily amused, but I really enjoyed this. I get pleasure from the people on this board, whether I'm just lurking, or actively posting piles of irredeemable dross: I like following your triumphs, setbacks and paper bag trivialities. Thank you to k_s for the thread, and thank you to you all for your friendship, and mostly, for your quirky and authentic voices. You make my days oddly interesting, and more fun.

:rose: Happy Birthday :rose:

Many thanks, e.s.!

Is it really your birthday or did satindesire put someone up to getting even for her?

Well, on the off chance it's actually your birthday ... Happy Birthday!

Apparently satin's revenge (which COULD be a new game, or that new fantasy series she is looking for) is yet to emerge from its dark lair, and grip me when I take a deep breath, and relax. I live in constant fear.

So that said, I am going to thank you. ;)

Happy Belated Birthday! I hope you enjoyed your special day.

I did, thank you. One thing I like about my birthday is that the weather is my favorite kind of weather. (Happy accident? Ask my parents.) It's almost invariably crisp and cool and bright, which is the best kind of weather for blocking out the certainty that you have taken one more shuffling lurch towards the grave.

Man, I'm already in debt for one witty comment, now I owe you an extremely clever birthday wish, with appropriate matching photo. Damn.

Belatedly wishing you a day so awesome baby pandas would be jealous!

(No idea what that meant).

:rose::kiss::heart::cattail:

Wait. I got a rose, a kiss, a heart, a cat thingie, AND a baby panda reference in one post? I will put that down as a workmanlike exoneration of half a witty comment, just for sheer effort.

;)

Late B'day wishes DGE's :)

Pissssssssssssssssssstttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How old is he?

Thanks, kimuk. I will know that I'm old when inventory people arrive late at night, and pull me because my shelf life has expired. I don't know when that will be, because it's stamped on my ass, and I can't read it.


Happy birthday!

Thank you! Your avs alternately arouse me and freak me the hell out!! Thank you for giving me that gift! ;)
 
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Damn! Missed it by a mile!

Not to worry, Deeege, I now bestow upon you, the
Festival of Birthday Week...
Lo! & Hazzah!

Continue celebrating ~ and have a much deserved, groovy week!
:rose:
 
Damn! Missed it by a mile!

Not to worry, Deeege, I now bestow upon you, the
Festival of Birthday Week...
Lo! & Hazzah!

Continue celebrating ~ and have a much deserved, groovy week!
:rose:

A whole festival? Do I get my own t-shirt? Face painting?? Can I sell sausage and fried dough and have overstuffed giant trash cans buzzing with yellow jackets??

Thanks. :rose:

Me, too. :eek:

Happy Super-Belated Birthday, DGE. :rose:

Oh, Spider-Woman... With great avs come great responsibility. ;)

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Hope it is completely awesometacular with lots of FWABAM, KERPLOWEY, ZOOM, SQUEE, and what have you... Oh and cake, candles, wishes, and presents too. :rose:

Yes, I'm an idiot. I completely missed the deep green "i's." :eek:

And what have you.

:rose:
 
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Bend over , take a pic and I'll read it for you?

Or has age made you infelxable? lol
 
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