Happy Birthday, Carson!

Oh my goodness!

Happy Happy Carson!

You are on my list of top-favorite all time people!

Hope you have a beautiful day, you deserve it!
 
Happy Birthday, bestest friend of 21 years(Omg, our friendship is old enough to drink now!). Hope you have a great day.

I had a blast at the pizza party. :D
 
Happy Birthday, Carson, special person extraordinaire! :rose:

I'm getting you a nifty ray gun:

http://www.starships.com/Graphics/Gallery2/Ray_Gun.jpg

Know what it does?
1) You get three chances to shoot mean people and make them nicer
2) You get three chances to shoot dumb people and make them smarter
3) You get three chances to shoot ridiculous people in their nether regions and subject them to attitude-adjusting wedgies
4) It vaporizes doggy poopy on sight
5) It likes karaoke
 
Happy Birthday to you, honorable sir. Or Carson. Whichever suits you best today. :)
 
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