Hangovers

[Pbass888]

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[Pbass888]

I have to bump this, on account of being in this position again. On my way into work.

Plus, there's a young woman sitting opposite me reading Fifty Shades of Shit, sorry Grey.

 

[rbone04]

I have recently been increasingly considering, a serious issue that I encounter whilst hungover.

It is the fact that I, no matter how badly damaged I am from the night before, am an insatiably horny bastard and could masturbate for the entire day if the admin of life (going to work, seeing friends, eating etc..) didn't get in the way.

Could it be argued that drinking myself into a semi-coma, so that I can therefore enjoy the swollen and rock hard benefits of my cock the next day, is becoming a fetish??

I do love it. Haha

Hmmm... I know a good orgasm always temporarily helps my hangovers but I've found advil, sleep, and coconut water (don't love the taste but has TONS of potassium to rehydrate... you MUST give it a try!) are the only thing on my mind.

Anyways, is it a fetish? I guess that answer will be the same as your answer to this question:

Is the reason you choose to get so wasted because you look forward to the "horny hangover"?

If not, I'd say you're just a lucky motherfucker compared to my hungover, whiny-little-bitch ass.

If yes, I just hope you're not a sex addict because rehab is going to be complicated.

 

[Pbass888]

Hmmm... I know a good orgasm always temporarily helps my hangovers but I've found advil, sleep, and coconut water (don't love the taste but has TONS of potassium to rehydrate... you MUST give it a try!) are the only thing on my mind.

Anyways, is it a fetish? I guess that answer will be the same as your answer to this question:

Is the reason you choose to get so wasted because you look forward to the "horny hangover"?

If not, I'd say you're just a lucky motherfucker compared to my hungover, whiny-little-bitch ass.

If yes, I just hope you're not a sex addict because rehab is going to be complicated.

Haha very good.

Work today has been nothing but a slight distraction from the very primitive desires that are stirring inside me..

For me, fighting a hangover is all about eating and drinking water. Wanking. A bit of exercise in the evening. An early night. Then job done. Oh, and veg and fruit... Lots of veg and fruit. It's like an exercise in trying to right as many wrongs as possible.

 

[BBW_T&A_Lover]

I jerked off once with a hangover and it didn't really help me all that much.

 

[Pbass888]

I jerked off once with a hangover and it didn't really help me all that much.

I can't believe that!

And why only once?

Surely in your life, you've been hungover many, many times... And simply due to the laws of probability, these hangovers must have coincided with feeling horny (which is also a high frequency occurance).

In my early 20's, I spent most of my Sundays, convalescing and masturbating. Hahaha

 

[Pbass888]

uh oh...

It's happened again. Working with this thing in my jeans is going to be tough.

Also, my colleague mentioned the other day how much of a horny bastard he is the day after a drink.

Not sure if I'm pleased that I know he's the same, or worried that I will be thinking about him walking around with a hard-on the day after every time he goes out..

 

[secretlover1]

I actually feel quite aroused when I have a hangover. I can't say I masturbate all day but I do feel more sexually charged when I've been drinking the night before.

I don't know if it's guilt/lack of sleep/poisoned........lol

 

[Pbass888]

I actually feel quite aroused when I have a hangover. I can't say I masturbate all day but I do feel more sexually charged when I've been drinking the night before.

I don't know if it's guilt/lack of sleep/poisoned........lol

By the way - I reckon it's the poison!

 

[Cozoko]

I'm quite the same, if I'm very hungover (usually weekend) then I spend the whole day watching porn.

I've always put it down to doing anything involving something leaving your body, alcohol is going with it. Throwing up, going to the toilet and sex are all temporary fixes. Probably not exactly true but it I choose to believe it.

Sorry if that was too much information.

 

[Ozfetishguy]

I actually feel quite aroused when I have a hangover. I can't say I masturbate all day but I do feel more sexually charged when I've been drinking the night before.

I don't know if it's guilt/lack of sleep/poisoned........lol

As one of your countrymen once said about drink "Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance (Macbeth, Act 2, Scene 3).

That's about the only Shakespeare I can remember from my high school studies!

 

[monkeyman057]

I can't say I've ever experienced that. Mostly I'm too preoccupied with saying "Ouuuuuuuch" and trying to make that damned invisible hammer stop pounding on the inside of my cranium.

Given how I usually feel with a hangover, I'm not so sure I'd be up to the task anyway.

 

[BiCanuckGuy]

I've always found it to be the cure or feeling under the weather. If I'm hungover sex or masturbation always help me feel better.

 

[Pbass888]

I popped into the pub for a couple on my way home last night...

And the amount of sexual tension running through me is unreal!

The poor, shy girls in my office.. Haha...

 

[Nicebignips]

I have recently been increasingly considering, a serious issue that I encounter whilst hungover.

It is the fact that I, no matter how badly damaged I am from the night before, am an insatiably horny bastard and could masturbate for the entire day if the admin of life (going to work, seeing friends, eating etc..) didn't get in the way.

Could it be argued that drinking myself into a semi-coma, so that I can therefore enjoy the swollen and rock hard benefits of my cock the next day, is becoming a fetish??

I do love it. Haha

I do hate to burst your bubble, but if you keep drinking to excess, your little soldier won't stand at attention anymore. I've seen it happen too many times.

 

[jmarx20102012]

Not an uncommon problem. This is why the Screwdriver was invented.

 

[DarkPleasures]

I do hate to burst your bubble, but if you keep drinking to excess, your little soldier won't stand at attention anymore. I've seen it happen too many times.

You bumped a 2012 thread to tell him that?

 

[sunnyandwarm]

I can never figure that out. When me and my husband are hungover, he wants it bad but that is the last thing I want

 

[Pbass888]

You bumped a 2012 thread to tell him that?

Haha - I'm not saying I KEEP doing it... I am saying I did do it last night, and I know there is one sure way to pick myself back up... (No, not having another drink..)